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Topic: GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
no_psychos_please's photo
Wed 10/31/07 02:56 PM
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35 she is like India , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France . Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia , lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70, they become Afghanistan. Almost everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.


THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a prick!

BonnyMiss's photo
Wed 10/31/07 07:28 PM
npp, now you're in for it, the women will lynch you laugh laugh laugh

no photo
Wed 10/31/07 07:45 PM
thats sucks grumble
but you haven't seen me yet laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

BonnyMiss's photo
Wed 10/31/07 07:59 PM
Misty, wonder which age group she falls into ?

<========= laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Rapunzel's photo
Wed 10/31/07 08:07 PM
Dominatrix gets out her long sleek thin leather
cat of nine tails with bone spurs on the ends ...

you need to be disciplined Ken...that was not nice.

no photo
Wed 10/31/07 08:39 PM
bonnymiss , take your pick , but be nice ,

nvrsaynvr's photo
Wed 10/31/07 08:42 PM
Rapunzel, may I borrow your cat when your arm gets tired, I'll continue the punishment!!

grumble grumble grumble

Rapunzel's photo
Wed 10/31/07 09:02 PM
yes you may...nvrsaynvrdrinker

it would definitely be fitting ...devil
he deserves all he can get...mad

shutterbug seriously spared
wouldee when she roasted him...

I will not go as easy on mr. no psychos please explode
he should know wayyyyy better than that...:angry:
welll....you know what they say about paybacks :wink:
hahahahahahha..laugh it'a b----



where did ken disappear to???

he's usually always around ...

nvrsaynvr's photo
Wed 10/31/07 09:19 PM
Gets out the leather.....

Thanks Rapunzel! flowerforyou

Rapunzel's photo
Wed 10/31/07 09:31 PM
oh..but dear..nvrsaynvr
i have another one...
here you go ...
he deserves a night long thrashingdevil


I haven't even found him yet
for my own righteous retribution...explode


i believe he's behaving like a coward ...grumble

talks a bunch of trash and then
retreats back into his cave:angry:

cannt handle the repercussions
of your actions..... ken? noway
hmmmmmmmmmmmm.?????huh





ArtGurl's photo
Wed 10/31/07 09:42 PM
oh dear gawd ... I have less than 4 months to transition from gently aging to lost the war? noway ... nothing a little spackle can't fix I suppose...laugh

Wowez me ... what am I to do? bigsmile

Same as last year ... live, love, laugh .... and run amok :wink: :tongue:

nvrsaynvr's photo
Wed 10/31/07 09:44 PM
Artgurl you may run amok with Rapunzel and me!! flowerforyou

Thank for the loan of the extra!!! :smile:


Where is that weasel????grumble

ArtGurl's photo
Wed 10/31/07 09:46 PM
bigsmile I love to run amok flowerforyou


Now is he hiding? Skeered? bigsmile

Rapunzel's photo
Wed 10/31/07 09:59 PM
he is skeered...he won't even call me...

I bet he won't even answer if i call him.
I'll get his voice mail....scaredy cat

huhhuh huhhuh huhhuh explode

Snap...devil

as the thin whip is practiced again and again...


his morning cereal aint the only thing:wink:

that is going to go snap crackle and pop laugh






pkh's photo
Wed 10/31/07 10:02 PM
you in for it now Ken saying I need reconstuction surgery just let me get my hands on youbigsmile

Rapunzel's photo
Wed 10/31/07 10:11 PM
I think he wants us all to tie him up....laugh

pkh's photo
Wed 10/31/07 10:18 PM
Vanessa you get the handcuffs I'll bring the whip and spank his azz good

Rapunzel's photo
Wed 10/31/07 10:37 PM
okay...pkh...certainly ...laugh
but we have to take turns...:wink:
each one of us with the long thin switch ...devil
snap.....crackle...... pop drinker
the serious cat of nine tails ...grumble
& the latex outfit of black death & doom explode
inside of the Addams family's smokin
Uncle Fester's torture chamber drinker

no_psychos_please's photo
Wed 10/31/07 11:42 PM
<-------- sneaks in embarassed

Oh boy! Am I in for it now!ohwell

no_psychos_please's photo
Wed 10/31/07 11:43 PM
Ladies......... It's only a joke ....... but please, hurt me till it feels good! laugh blushing

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