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| Topic: If life gives you..... | |
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Ride like there ain't no clowns.
If life gives you a skunk... |
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...call Pepe Le Pew
If life pushes you down an escalator? |
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...sit on the bottom step and take a ride back to the top.
If life squeezes your melons... |
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get the melon baller out.
If life cereal likes Mikey to eat it... |
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Hi there you funny and sexy lady
You better enjoy the squeeze and say thank you afterward. If life swings you around and around till you're dizzy... |
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...grab onto the nearest pole and hang on for dear life.
If life gives you a noogie... |
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...give it a "Jethro Gibbs" slap to the back of the head.
If life gives you a $2 bill... |
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...buy a $2 lottery ticket.
If life burns your butt.. |
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...find a very large tub of butter and cool it off.
If life gives you an option? |
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...procrastinate making a choice...
If life puts raisins in your oatmeal cookie... |
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mmmmmmmm...raisins, buy more and enjoy.
If life makes you peanut butter toast... |
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I don't need to buy anymore. ..
If life gives you sammich...lol |
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...make sure you wear a bib
If life fails to warn you... |
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...use the eyes in the back of your head.
If life carries you across the threshold... |
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...hope that it is forever
If life moves you... |
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...change your mailing address.
If life grates your coconut... |
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...use the scrapings to make a comical moustache.
If life gives you a chance to fly again... |
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...take the leap, and build your wings on the way down.
If life grabs you by the throat... |
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start singing...
if life gives you varicose veins ? |
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...hope that's all it gives you.
If life runs amuck all over your yard... |
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