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...open up them windows and let the fresh air in.
If life gives you a bbq pit... |
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Make use of it.
If life gives you a good dog.... |
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Teach him new tricks and love him forever!!!
If life gives you a spanking..... |
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learn to stand up for a long time if life tells you 'none of us are obliged to help' |
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...say back.., that .."We can still offer to...."...
If life has you painting seven paintings at once..? |
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enjoy that colourful challenge
if life turns you down... |
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I won't.
If life spins the world in the wrong direction..... |
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Change directions...and go with the flow. If life gives you the answer to your prayers..... |
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...don't stop praying....
If life audits you..... |
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...don't stop praying.... If life audits you..... run if life gives you honey... |
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...thank the honeybees.
If life pinches your butt.... |
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'Fart' as if it is the very last fart of 'this lifetime'...
If life gives you an opportunity to 'smoke weeds'... |
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Edited by
jagbird
on
Thu 03/12/15 07:50 AM
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Make sure it is mullein weed... (as it has a natural antihistamine in it.. and is good to smoke (extremely smooth.., even for children) for respiratory problems.... (weaker.., as a tea) ---> http://www.naturalnews.com/033990_mullein_medicinal_herbs.html
If life gives you the opportunity to share knowledge.. |
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pass on some good things If life gives you the opportunity to help someone.... |
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...Do what you can to help...
If life gives you a pocketful of sunshine.. |
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Save it for a rainy day
If life gives you free movie passes ... |
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Choose a movie and go.....
If life becomes too much..... |
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take smaller bites .......... if life seems to be telling you lies |
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Find the truth.
If life gives you a double header...... |
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Buy another drink....
If life seems to be passing you by..... |
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