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I'll be recycling them all... If life gives toothache. .. gets some pliers and pull that thing out 
If life sits on your chest... |
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I'll be recycling them all... If life gives toothache. .. gets some pliers and pull that thing out
If life sits on your chest... |
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....make sure you buy a lottery ticket...
If life melts your ice cream.. |
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I'll lick it as faster as I could. Lol
If life makes your chocolates very hard.. |
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...then melt them and put them on cake!
If life weeds your garden.. |
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Edited by
m3k4y
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Thu 02/05/15 03:24 PM
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Remove the garden. .
If life gives is a bed of roses. |
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...make sure you plow it too
If life says "Hello"... |
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wave and say good bye
if life gives you rainy days |
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Edited by
m3k4y
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Thu 02/05/15 03:31 PM
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We'll dance in the rain..
If life will be just you and me. |
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2 out of 3?...
If life covers you in flour. |
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You'll cook just right
if life whacks you with a frying pan.. |
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Edited by
m3k4y
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Thu 02/05/15 03:30 PM
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ouch...!!!!
If life is a game |
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Lets play
if life is surrounded by happiness.. |
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It means happy is back
If life is full of zombie.. |
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You're still asleep.., because there is no such thing...
If life gives you pain... |
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...take a Vicodin.
If life shows you a rainbow. |
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Find the pot of gold
If life gives you a bashing |
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..blame Basha..
  
If life gives you a wedgie... |
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make sure to clean them underwear...
If life fails to remember... |
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...tie a string around it's finger.
If life copies your homework.... |
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