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| Topic: If life gives you..... | |
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...then life sucks...
If life takes you to court... |
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I'll hope it's in tennis court. ..lol
If life is full of music |
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then sing along
If life turns on you... |
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...than strip your clothes off.
If life shoots a rubberband at you... |
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...duck, and shoot back with fully loaded Nerf Zombie Strike
If life calls on you for help... |
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do everything you can if life puts you in hospital |
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Pray for everyone around you.
If life shows you a sign |
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make sure you understand it.
If life goes bananas... |
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...wear a monkey suit.
If life breaks your pencil.. |
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...then use a permanent marker.
(The monkey suit was cute) If life gives you a pot shot... |
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...take it with a chaser...
If life slams the door... |
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...kick that ***** open
If life shows you the way... |
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you'll go all the way...
If life is but a game. |
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...use strategy and common sense.
If life unties your shoes... |
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take em off and relax.
If life gives you a popsicle? |
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...then you better suck it up!...
If life gives you a taco... |
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enjoy it why you can.
If life steals your box of Fruit Loops... |
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Edited by
jagbird
on
Tue 02/03/15 04:37 PM
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Take Tucan Sam out for a good time.. If life gives you pickles in your pocket..? |
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...take them out and stick them in your nose...
If life smacks you with a wiffle bat.. |
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Hit it back with a wood one
If life rolls you over... |
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