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| Topic: If life gives you..... | |
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...jump up and say, "TADA!"...
If live crashes into you... |
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make sure you are covered in bubble wrap
If life is a comedy... |
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...be the lead character.
If life throws a coconut at your head...BONK! |
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hope it cracked so you can get some Coconut Milk
If life tells you how funny you are? |
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Be serious.
If life smells your dog's behind... |
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...smack it's nose and say, "Bad dog!"....
If life makes you late... |
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Adjust your watch.
When life pistol whips you.... |
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Edited by
jagbird
on
Wed 02/04/15 09:15 AM
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..Make sure it's a gun made out of licorice..., so you can eat it..
When life gives you too many bubbles in the bubble bath..? |
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Don't worry about it because that doesn't exist.
When life kicks dirt on your shoes..... |
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have it cleaned and polished.
When life gives you freakin' days... |
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Make it a week!
When life kills your cat... |
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...bury it in the Pet Sematary...
If life opens your pickle jar... |
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That's a good thing because I wasn't there to do it.
When life burns your toast... |
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...scrape off the burnt parts, and slap some butter on that *****...
When life stops by unexpectedly.. |
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Hurry up and put your pants on!
When life hides your car keys... |
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...call your mom for the spare...
If life unfriends you... |
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...remember your other friends
Hi Basha
If life stubs your big toe... |
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Hi cutie...
...hop around on one foot swearing... If life dirties your dishes... |
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Make sure you have enough Dawn handy to clean them bit^&es up.
If life lets you know how special you are... |
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...let others know how special they are to you.
If life takes the reins.. |
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