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It could be your birthday.
If life goes on strike.... |
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..try and bowl a spare...
If life teases you with warm weather, than goes back to cold again... |
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Remember that it does that every March and April.
If life tells you to become a contestant on a game show..... |
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Ask it for your winnings up front...
If life gives you ideas for helping the planet... |
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I would pass on those ideas to someone who prefers 'Philanthropy' to 'Slumber'
If life gives you an opportunity to 'quit' smoking.... |
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You light one up.. and ponder the possibilities..
(Just joking..) If life gives you a look from outside the box.... |
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'Show life a 1000 good reasons to stay inside the box'
If life gives you one extra second added to your temporal existence... |
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...make it the most awesomest best second of your life!...
If life breaks your fingernail... |
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Purchase an air ticket for a month long trip to "Timbuk2" for celebration
If life gives you an opportunity to 'spank' your neighbor... |
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Pass it up....
If life gives you a reason for being awnry..? 
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might as well be..
if life give you an i-watch... |
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Give it back.
When life spikes your cider..... |
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drink all you can and dance like nobodys watching If life leaves you feeling frisky..... |
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...go have some awesome sexy sex.
If life turns the dial ALL the way to the right.... |
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...rock the freak out.
If life makes a right turn... |
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Go left.
If life sends the game to a shootout.... |
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Tell the officials, that we want to go back to the pre-circus days of ties..., or drop another player on each team and have another OT...
If life gives you fresh bison meat.. 
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I think I will pass I dont like meat.. If life puts you on a runaway train...... |
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You're in for a hell of a ride!
If life gives you a guitar that won't stay tuned..... |
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Start playing tuna-fish instead..
If life gives you a beautiful day... |
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