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dont get black & blue... fighting about it....lol
if life gives you bogus directions ? |
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ask death for a map...
if life doesn't give you GPS... |
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give taxi driver an address...
if life gives you sleepless nights ? |
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Sit up and play games on mingle
If life gives you a phone call..... |
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Answer the phone.
If life gives you a blackout..... |
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Light candles
If life puts obstacles in your way.... |
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Go over, around, or through them!
If life shows you your purpose.... |
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do everything to fulfil it
if life takes you away from were you are now |
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Adjust and make the best of it
If life gives you two options ..... |
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Wait for the third..
If life gives you a trade.. |
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Then I'd consider myself 'blessed'
If life gives you a thousand reasons to cry... |
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Let it out.. and then heal...
If life gives you three scoops of raisins in a package of Kellogg's Raisin Bran.. |
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...kill them with a flyswatter...
If life puts cream in your coffee... |
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give it to someone else
i live gives you snow???? |
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...shovel that ****.
If life melts your ice cream.. |
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pour it in your fruit loops
if life gives you jimmies |
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...throw them in your Fruit Loops and ice cream...
If life makes you go to work... |
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Be grateful you have a job to go to
If life breaks your heart..... |
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Find someone who won't.
When life puts you under the weather... |
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...ride out the storm.
If life winks at you.... |
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