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| Topic: If life gives you..... | |
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...wink back
If life opens a window... |
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Close it back cause it's gonna rain soon!
If life kicks you in the butt... |
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Kick it back
If life gives you a lemon......... |
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put it in your tea If life takes you for a tumble...... |
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then blame it on the lemon in your tea!
If life sneaks behind you.. |
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I'd suggest life to come back later (particularly after i've had a soap-bath)
If 'Life' Gives You an opportunity to make any ONE wish of yours come true... |
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Make sure that wish is something special If life offers you a ride..... |
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If it's the right direction, graciously accept. If not, politely decline.
If life frames your best friend for a major felony..... |
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save up some money for bail If life takes a picture of you...... |
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Take one back....
If life gives you helpers... |
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treat them with the respect they deserve.
If life opens a new door of mystery and intrigue... |
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...don't be so quick to try and make a reality show out of it..
If life gives you a taste of Spring.. 
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hopefully it's not from an insecticide or herbicide sprayer!
If life gives you a pile of wood... |
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chop it up and throw it in the fireplace If life gives you a pair of roller skates...... |
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take a trip to mission beach baby!
If life gives you a lottery ticket/// |
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hope it's a winner...
If life stresses you out..... |
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Find your best de - stressing activity.
If life hands you a cup of hot cider.... |
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Hand it to the next person and grab me a dr pepper.
If life cancels your reservation ..... |
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Go anyway!
If life makes your coffee a little too strong.... |
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add water
if life gives you cake 
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