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This game is called "If life gives you..." This is how you play: The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own. EXAMPLE: #1 - If life gives you lemons #2 - Make lemonade. If life breaks your computer... #3 - Sue life. If life destroys your car... And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example. I'll start: If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one.. Choose the dog. If life dosent like you.. You dont like life back. If life gives you a car.... ....drive it to Disneyland. |
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If life makes you tired...
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If life makes you tired... ..see how 3 liters of Mt. Dew a day can wake yer azz up. 
If life gives you snow.... |
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...shovel it into your neighbor's driveway...
If life takes your credit card... |
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Edited by
theseacoast
on
Fri 01/30/15 11:42 AM
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pull cash out of your pocket.
If life gives you knockout... |
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I'll choose a better one and put it in the Walk Of Fame
If life gives you morons.. |
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...get up and tell it to run.
If life calls you names... |
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...call them on their ****.
If life dumps a bucket of water on you. |
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Find a sunny place to dry off
If life looks you in the eyes... |
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...look back, at it and never blink.
If life breaks your heart... |
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...realize there are others to help you heal
If life is telling you to dance... |
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... then follow these instructions.
If life surprises you ... |
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...then act like you're surprised.
If life raises gas prices.... |
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Ride your bike.....
If life punches you in the stomach....... |
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...try not to puke...
If life robs your wallet... |
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...try not to puke...
If life robs your wallet... steal someone elses... if life gives you a parrot |
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...teach it to say naughty words...
If life wakes you up... |
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Go back to sleep
If life is in black and white |
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...try and stay in the middle.
If life hands takes your hand... |
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hope it doesn't take your leg too
If life makes us old... |
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