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If you came with instructions, what would they say?
My instructions? 1. Make me laugh. 2. Make me giggle. 3. Make me food..... 
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My penis is 10"
Wide Pbj |
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*giggling*
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Was following....which is VERY difficult for me.
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My penis is 10" Wide Pbj 
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My penis is 10" Wide Pbj Indeed. 'Wide load' would have been more appropriate. (With a tiny red rag hanging off of it.) ~~~ 1) Handle at your own risk. 2) Objects are larger than they appear. 3) No passing allowed. |
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Must be in
must be deep must be big joke
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1. Never be a follower
2. Question everything 3. Be yourself |
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you guys are totally cracking me up -
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1. call me big boy
2. keep a straight face 3. try not to laugh
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1. show me your boobs
2. cook me dinner 3. never forget step 1 
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1,,, do not fold
2,,, do not spindle 3,,, do not mutilate,,, |
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1. Make a sandwiches.
2. Bring beers. 3. No nattering when the game is on. |
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Edited by
DavidCommaGeek
on
Wed 01/28/15 04:39 PM
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1) Insert rod A into slot B.
2) Twist off gently in a clockwise manner. 3) Keep this thread away from children. ---- 1) Take one orally daily. 2) Shake well before using. 3) Lubricate. |
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1. Raise hood
2. Remove stick 3. Check level |
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Love all these comments and love my friends...!!!
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1. Warm up engine before using
2.Do not bend or break moving parts 3.Check hose and connectors to make sure they are secure and in the start position. |
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If you came with instructions, what would they say? My instructions? 1. Make me laugh. 2. Make me giggle. 3. Make me food.....
1 Remove from packaging. 2 Be sure to register for customer support and warranty service. 3 Do not operate without reading all instructions and warnings. |
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instruction. and operators manual.and.. if you are experiencing poor performance from this unit
troubleshooting list..lol.. . . #1do not feed him after midnight. #2. do not let him consume alcohol #3. keep Kleenex box away from him |
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Wash
Rinse Repeat |
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