You also got these moments or days even, where you can be a real twat or clumsy or whatever?

The last couple days I've had plenty of these silly moments..
Knocked over a bottle of detergent.. entire kitchen floor splattercated, my sweater as well.. Took forever to clean up that much cleaning stuff, kitchen floor was squeaky clean!

That same night I was squeezing body lotion out of a tube, didn't pay attention, as I was watching a series, SPLAT! White blobs all over my sweater, the floor and my chair. Lovely!!

Tonight .. in my car .. started the engine.. was doing some stuff.. radio was on quite loud.. I was ready to go home and .. I turned the key to start the engine KKKRRRRGGGGGGZZZ ... OOPS I had already started the engine, doh...

Just now .. Standing topless in the living room to put body lotion on ..
Cat distracted me and I dug my really long thumbnail right into my ... poor pink rosebud ... **** does it hurt!!!


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omg love the title..((((crystal)))))


and yes..ha ha ha those sound like normal great days..
been there...too...no worries.

I so hope this makes it so I can comment later!

Being called a twat over here ( in my neck of the woods anyway) has always been considered a bad thing to be called. I'm glad to hear its not too bad after all... LoL

Hahaha
.. had another stupid incident yesterday .. had printed the lyrics I want to rehearse .. put them on the wall in the kitchen.. so I can learn whilst doing the dishes ... Ink had barely dried, there's me doing the washing up, having fun ... but then plopped a plate or mug in the water, splash!! Hit the wall with the lyrics ... black ink running down the tiles, haha.
I now put them in transparent covers ..

But the worst of all .. was the incident just now with my thumbnail .. still hurts

I can't wait to hear lol

Guess we both learnt there is another meaning to the word 'twat', lol

You're just trying to titillate the men by sneaking in that last one about the rosebud.

You forgot to write this: "Oh, and you know what else I don't like? When you're shaving your legs and you get distracted and shave your twat (speaking of twat)? Don't you hate when that happens?"

Ha! Now that actually made me laugh.

I guess I can add posting a topic here with the word "Twat" in the title to the list of 'silly things', which is what I was getting at.
I didn't know the vulgar meaning of the word at all ..

So for clarification: I speak BrE, not AmE --> The word twat is vulgar slang for the ..... but is more widely used as a derogatory epithet, especially in British English, referring to a person considered obnoxious or stupid.

I keep telling you Humans that cats are evil.

Haha,I wouldn't go that far, but one of mine is weird .. even for a cat!

whoa!!!

ok, i'm just going to back out of here now.... <----

Good idea. Who know what Crystal's evil cat will do next.

I can handle my weird cat .. he does have a mind of his own .. so do I, so we butt heads sometimes.. literally as well, he likes to do that, silly animal ..

I'd like to suggest a book for you to read.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I think I best keep a close eye on Bramble ... I suddenly don't trust him anymore ...

Haha this title reminded me of a joke

A tongue tied fellow wanted to buy a horse
He went to a horse sale and picked one out
He asked the seller if he could see her twat
The seller said I guess and raised her tail
The tongue tie fellowed said no no no I wanna see her twat , you know, twat twat down the wode


Funny how words have different meanings

As to your subject I do silly things all the time like leaving the house for work getting down the block before I realize. I don't have my teeth lol

Yes indeed funny how words can mean different things,,, must admit this is the weirdest one I've come across so far ..

Forget to put your teeth in?! That is ... awkward, haha