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Twat did you say?
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You also got these moments or days even, where you can be a real twat or clumsy or whatever? The last couple days I've had plenty of these silly moments.. Knocked over a bottle of detergent.. entire kitchen floor splattercated, my sweater as well.. Took forever to clean up that much cleaning stuff, kitchen floor was squeaky clean! That same night I was squeezing body lotion out of a tube, didn't pay attention, as I was watching a series, SPLAT! White blobs all over my sweater, the floor and my chair. Lovely!! Tonight .. in my car .. started the engine.. was doing some stuff.. radio was on quite loud.. I was ready to go home and .. I turned the key to start the engine KKKRRRRGGGGGGZZZ ... OOPS I had already started the engine, doh... Just now .. Standing topless in the living room to put body lotion on .. Cat distracted me and I dug my really long thumbnail right into my ... poor pink rosebud ... **** does it hurt!!! . . You may want to have a professional take a look at that injured rosebud.... Pick me, pick me... |
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