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I do silly things all the time like leaving the house for work getting down the block before I realize. I don't have my teeth lol You might be a redneck if ... |
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I do silly things all the time like leaving the house for work getting down the block before I realize. I don't have my teeth lol You might be a redneck if ... 
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha I think I best keep a close eye on Bramble ... I suddenly don't trust him anymore ... 
Now you are catching on. There is hope for you yet. 
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Edited by
SparklingCrystal 💖💎
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Thu 12/04/14 05:19 PM
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha I think I best keep a close eye on Bramble ... I suddenly don't trust him anymore ...
Now you are catching on. There is hope for you yet.
Yeah, possibly ... I do love my other cat to bits though .. even though he conned me when I first got him .. another silly story .. He was supposed to be a 'she'... so I called the kitten 'Meggie'.. A few weeks later I was petting her and .. saw this erm .. sticky out bit that made clear that Meggie was a "he" .. I was totally shocked, so was he, lol. I had wanted a litter with Meggie .. that would've been painful.. So I renamed him.. Bailey .. He would never plan on killing me .. only plan to kill anybody who'd bother me  This includes pigeon btw 
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I do silly things all the time like leaving the house for work getting down the block before I realize. I don't have my teeth lol You might be a redneck if ... Haha... Romeo, oh Romeo, what haveth thou doneth with thyself??? |
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Thy hateth a transformstion
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha I think I best keep a close eye on Bramble ... I suddenly don't trust him anymore ...
Now you are catching on. There is hope for you yet.
Yeah, possibly ... I do love my other cat to bits though .. even though he conned me when I first got him .. another silly story .. He was supposed to be a 'she'... so I called the kitten 'Meggie'.. A few weeks later I was petting her and .. saw this erm .. sticky out bit that made clear that Meggie was a "he" .. I was totally shocked, so was he, lol. I had wanted a litter with Meggie .. that would've been painful.. So I renamed him.. Bailey .. He would never plan on killing me .. only plan to kill anybody who'd bother me This includes pigeon btw
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha I think I best keep a close eye on Bramble ... I suddenly don't trust him anymore ...
Now you are catching on. There is hope for you yet.
Yeah, possibly ... I do love my other cat to bits though .. even though he conned me when I first got him .. another silly story .. He was supposed to be a 'she'... so I called the kitten 'Meggie'.. A few weeks later I was petting her and .. saw this erm .. sticky out bit that made clear that Meggie was a "he" .. I was totally shocked, so was he, lol. I had wanted a litter with Meggie .. that would've been painful.. So I renamed him.. Bailey .. He would never plan on killing me .. only plan to kill anybody who'd bother me This includes pigeon btw
That's where you go wrong... it's not single women .. I've always had a thing for cats .. |
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Thy hateth a transformstion
Yes... you can say that again! May I say I prefer to see the arms and/or sleeves.. |
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This may very well be the greatest title in Mingle history.
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Pffffff another weird thing ... happily hemming a skirt, intending to wear it tonight ... suddenly ... KRRRZZZZZZZPRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!! Smoke coming out of the sewing machine ... dang!! The stench ... Quickly unplugged the whole lot.
Now I haven't got a sewing machine anymore, don't use it much no more, but sometimes you just need one. The chit I have break down ... So not me being stupid/silly, but my sewing machine, bad luck I guess... |
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Pffffff another weird thing ... happily hemming a skirt, intending to wear it tonight ... suddenly ... KRRRZZZZZZZPRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!! Smoke coming out of the sewing machine ... dang!! The stench ... Quickly unplugged the whole lot. Now I haven't got a sewing machine anymore, don't use it much no more, but sometimes you just need one. The chit I have break down ... So not me being stupid/silly, but my sewing machine, bad luck I guess... LOL...full moon...I guess you gotta go out naked...
I shouldn't be joking I still have to get dressed without any accident...lol |
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Pffffff another weird thing ... happily hemming a skirt, intending to wear it tonight ... suddenly ... KRRRZZZZZZZPRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!! Smoke coming out of the sewing machine ... dang!! The stench ... Quickly unplugged the whole lot. Now I haven't got a sewing machine anymore, don't use it much no more, but sometimes you just need one. The chit I have break down ... So not me being stupid/silly, but my sewing machine, bad luck I guess... LOL...full moon...I guess you gotta go out naked...
I shouldn't be joking I still have to get dressed without any accident...lol Haha, a skyclad evening out was not on my agenda .. I'm now going for my new black jeans .. And hoping there will be no more explosions, implosions, electrical fires and burns and what-not Good luck to you as well! lol |
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This may very well be the greatest title in Mingle history.
lol, it indeed may be .. unfortunately I can't even claim the glory .. cos I didn't know 
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I do absent-minded things all the time.... I once put the boys cereal box in the fridge.. and the milk in the cupboard...
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.. once when the lights were off.. in my bedroom.. I reached into my nightstand drawer... for a tube of lube... and mistakenly grabbed a tube of.A5-35.....wow.. never make that mistake again..lol..jk |
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I do absent-minded things all the time.... I once put the boys cereal box in the fridge.. and the milk in the cupboard... ....
.. once when the lights were off.. in my bedroom.. I reached into my nightstand drawer... for a tube of lube... and mistakenly grabbed a tube of.A5-35.....wow.. never make that mistake again..lol..jk Had to look up what A5-35 was .. doh ...
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You also got these moments or days even, where you can be a real twat or clumsy or whatever? The last couple days I've had plenty of these silly moments.. Knocked over a bottle of detergent.. entire kitchen floor splattercated, my sweater as well.. Took forever to clean up that much cleaning stuff, kitchen floor was squeaky clean! That same night I was squeezing body lotion out of a tube, didn't pay attention, as I was watching a series, SPLAT! White blobs all over my sweater, the floor and my chair. Lovely!! Tonight .. in my car .. started the engine.. was doing some stuff.. radio was on quite loud.. I was ready to go home and .. I turned the key to start the engine KKKRRRRGGGGGGZZZ ... OOPS I had already started the engine, doh... Just now .. Standing topless in the living room to put body lotion on .. Cat distracted me and I dug my really long thumbnail right into my ... poor pink rosebud ... **** does it hurt!!! 
. . i so badly want to comment but.......... |
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It's like having a "blow on your fork of salad, burn your mouth with spoon of soup" day.
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I've had plenty of twat moments, like the other night I "broke" my website fiddling around where I ought not fiddle. Before I did that, I backed up my database (partially). Well, I got the site working again and when I went to restore the database, poof no inventory. I spent the last three nights before filling in the inventory of only 255 items, now I have to do that all over.
Worse part is, this happens all the time. I have a bad habit of not backing things up like I should. |
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I know Jack Dick and you guys don't know Twat.
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