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Edited by
funkyfranky
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Sat 11/01/14 06:15 PM
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We sold our cow. We sold our cow.
We have no use for your bull now. |
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I wish I had a udder one to pull.. but sadly I was only given one....
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.. and I'm going to wear the only one I have out..lol...hmmm.. is that even possible... |
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At least I wasn't born a bull?
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God knows what they think .. couple years back we were walking on a dike, enjoying the view and weather, until we got a bunch of friggin cows chasing after us .. had that happen to me before, rather unpleasant, slightly scary .. As if they latch on to you and get tunnel vision. Weird creatures
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God knows what they think .. couple years back we were walking on a dike, enjoying the view and weather, until we got a bunch of friggin cows chasing after us .. had that happen to me before, rather unpleasant, slightly scary .. As if they latch on to you and get tunnel vision. Weird creatures Well they certainly have no bathroom manners, they just pooh everywhere |
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When I was a child, I would squirt my brother with the teat! I was quite accurate!
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When I was a child, I would squirt my brother with the teat! I was quite accurate!
Hahahaha, I would like to milk a cow, just once... prolly sux at it, but at least I'd have tried. Makes me wonder how cows would react to the touch of a hand ... since they're not used to that anymore .. it may get all flustered |
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Ohhh... ... the cows aren't the only ones.. that aren't used to it anymore..lol..
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Meaning ... you'd get flustered too?
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I wish I had a udder one to pull.. but sadly I was only given one.... ..
.. and I'm going to wear the only one I have out..lol...hmmm.. is that even possible... It's possible but it would be very risky in the winter.
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"The grass is greener on that side of the fence" 
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"The grass is greener on that side of the fence"
That last one is great!
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Edited by
no1phD
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Sun 11/02/14 07:54 AM
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Meaning ... you'd get flustered too? . a mindblowing sensation... that I have not felt for some time... ... laying back and feeling the warmth of her firm grasp.. as she slowly.. strokes my udder.... in that oh so up and down motion.... pumping squeezing.. forcing my milky creamy.... essence of me... until she can feel.. the pulsating of my udder.. the essence of me... begin to flow.. her an my anticipation excitement... of that milky eruption....
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That's the wrong kind of milking, no1. Ya know we don't have fromunda cheese in Wisconsin. 
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Why am I suddenly craving milk?
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That's the wrong kind of milking, no1. Ya know we don't have fromunda cheese in Wisconsin.
Thank you for that one Fleta ... Needed that .. just before dinner .. I think I feel slightly sick now .. |
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Did a cow really jump over the moon. I wasn't sure but this pic proves it did
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