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What was ur worst date ever?
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a guy who couldn't stop talking about how great he was and how impressed he expected I would be with him
overinflated ego is a HUGE Turn off,,, |
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What was ur worst date ever? Trust me its one for the record books! |
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He picked me up, we went for coffee bc he didn't want to see any of the movies that were playing, he sat so close to me that a piece of paper didn't stand a chance, he laughed very strangely at everything I said, was very strange and boring, stared at me like a serial killer.
My friend called randomely and I acted like she was telling me to meet her at the hospital. He dropped me off and insisted on waiting. An ambulance pulled up as he was trying to kiss me. I shook his hand and bolted. The end. |
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I meet a woman when I was a bartender and she asked me out to a friends party when I got off work. I agreed to go and when we got there the hosts were very well off.A guy was telling a story of meeting a woman he considered not very smart and a loser and another chimed about how bartenders were stupid and losers, they all had a stupid bartender story even the woman who asked me out had one, so I just eased out of the room went to my car and went home. 3 days later the woman came to where I worked and asked why I left, unbelievable!!
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U can b my bartender lol
  
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no bad dates here , i pick my girlfriends carefully so each date could be better than the former
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Edited by
realcarebear
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Mon 01/27/14 05:30 AM
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What was ur worst date ever? I won't say worse but for sure gets the stupid award! I went to meet a gentleman I had been talking to for months off POF at our college campus. When I get to the building (about 4pm) where we were supposed to meet I see a fellow who clearly didn't look anything like the photos he had of himself. He called me by name. When I said yes he said OH NO I'm not Gary! (Like he was offended I would even think it...smh and lol) then told me they had to call an ambulance for my date and points across the parking lot. To which I see a man doubled over holding himself and at same time holding one hand up hollaring my name! I wanted to pretend I didn't see and walk to my car all dumb but for some reason I made eye contact and put my hand up in a confusing what the hell is wrong with me kind of way.  so he motions for me to come over and I did. he tells the paramedic I'm gonna take him to hospital to which I hollared out NO IM NOT and he begged he was scared and didn't want to go alone as he didn't know anyone in this town...so I went with him.
Held his hand,his phone, his wallet, his pocket knife, got him water, folded his clothes and helped him into his hospital gown (nice rear end anyways) and laughed at all the stuff I learned while he was talking out of his head on pain meds. then he started telling the staff how wonderful I was and calling me an angel because i didn't even know him before today...lol they just smiled and looked at me all red faced...I'm sure they were thinking crazy!!! Anyways they admitted him for kidney stones (no wonder he thought he was dying) and I finally got home about 6am next morning. Plenty of time to get to work. We talk still that was almost 8 years ago. One of my dearest friends! |
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What was ur worst date ever? I won't say worse but for sure gets the stupid award! I went to meet a gentleman I had been talking to for months off POF at our college campus. When I get to the building (about 4pm) where we were supposed to meet I see a fellow who clearly didn't look anything like the photos he had of himself. He called me by name. When I said yes he said OH NO I'm not Gary! (Like he was offended I would even think it...smh and lol) then told me they had to call an ambulance for my date and points across the parking lot. To which I see a man doubled over holding himself and at same time holding one hand up hollaring my name! I wanted to pretend I didn't see and walk to my car all dumb but for some reason I made eye contact and put my hand up in a confusing what the hell is wrong with me kind of way. so he motions for me to come over and I did. he tells the paramedic I'm gonna take him to hospital to which I hollared out NO IM NOT and he begged he was scared and didn't want to go alone as he didn't know anyone in this town...so I went with him.
Held his hand,his phone, his wallet, his pocket knife, got him water, folded his clothes and helped him into his hospital gown (nice rear end anyways) and laughed at all the stuff I learned while he was talking out of his head on pain meds. then he started telling the staff how wonderful I was and calling me an angel because i didn't even know him before today...lol they just smiled and looked at me all red faced...I'm sure they were thinking crazy!!! Anyways they admitted him for kidney stones (no wonder he thought he was dying) and I finally got home about 6am next morning. Plenty of time to get to work. We talk still that was almost 8 years ago. One of my dearest friends! Good god....you really are an angel, that would have freaked me out, not sure how I would have handled it. 
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What was ur worst date ever? I won't say worse but for sure gets the stupid award! I went to meet a gentleman I had been talking to for months off POF at our college campus. When I get to the building (about 4pm) where we were supposed to meet I see a fellow who clearly didn't look anything like the photos he had of himself. He called me by name. When I said yes he said OH NO I'm not Gary! (Like he was offended I would even think it...smh and lol) then told me they had to call an ambulance for my date and points across the parking lot. To which I see a man doubled over holding himself and at same time holding one hand up hollaring my name! I wanted to pretend I didn't see and walk to my car all dumb but for some reason I made eye contact and put my hand up in a confusing what the hell is wrong with me kind of way. so he motions for me to come over and I did. he tells the paramedic I'm gonna take him to hospital to which I hollared out NO IM NOT and he begged he was scared and didn't want to go alone as he didn't know anyone in this town...so I went with him.
Held his hand,his phone, his wallet, his pocket knife, got him water, folded his clothes and helped him into his hospital gown (nice rear end anyways) and laughed at all the stuff I learned while he was talking out of his head on pain meds. then he started telling the staff how wonderful I was and calling me an angel because i didn't even know him before today...lol they just smiled and looked at me all red faced...I'm sure they were thinking crazy!!! Anyways they admitted him for kidney stones (no wonder he thought he was dying) and I finally got home about 6am next morning. Plenty of time to get to work. We talk still that was almost 8 years ago. One of my dearest friends! Good god....you really are an angel, that would have freaked me out, not sure how I would have handled it.
I told you...stupid! I wasn't worried because I'd talked to him for so long. I wanted to run but at the same time I knew he was new and had no one around. I could see he was scared. Haha we laugh about it now. |
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Edited by
paintecards01
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Mon 01/27/14 09:51 AM
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Worst date ever...guy showed up looking nothing like his photo, had to be at least 6 inches shorter than he claimed; the only consistency was he did wear glasses on screen and off....
It was obvious he had either slept in his clothes the night before or dug them from the very, very, very bottom of the pile on his bedroom floor. Needed a good shower and hair combing. And I have no idea what the **** that **** was on the leg of his jeans.... The final straw was when he asked for bus fare to get back home. I was glad to give it to him just to get rid of his sorry a s s. Yes, yes, I have terrible, awful, very bad taste in men... 
Somebody hold me!!!! 
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Worst date ever...guy showed up looking nothing like his photo, had to be at least 6 inches shorter than he claimed; the only consistency was he did wear glasses on screen and off.... It was obvious he had either slept in his clothes the night before or dug them from the very, very, very bottom of the pile on his bedroom floor. Needed a good shower and hair combing. And I have no idea what the **** that **** was on the leg of his jeans.... The final straw was when he asked for bus fare to get back home. I was glad to give it to him just to get rid of his sorry a s s. Yes, yes, I have terrible, awful, very bad taste in men...
Somebody hold me!!!!
(holding Paintecards) there, there, its all over now. At least he didn't try for a goodbye kiss!
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Worst date ever...guy showed up looking nothing like his photo, had to be at least 6 inches shorter than he claimed; the only consistency was he did wear glasses on screen and off.... It was obvious he had either slept in his clothes the night before or dug them from the very, very, very bottom of the pile on his bedroom floor. Needed a good shower and hair combing. And I have no idea what the **** that **** was on the leg of his jeans.... The final straw was when he asked for bus fare to get back home. I was glad to give it to him just to get rid of his sorry a s s. Yes, yes, I have terrible, awful, very bad taste in men...
Somebody hold me!!!!
(holding Paintecards) there, there, its all over now. At least he didn't try for a goodbye kiss!
Thank you.
Ha, yeah, I think we were mutually unattracted to each other. God, he was a pill. I wonder whatever happened to him...hopefully he found someone to do his laundry... 
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What was ur worst date ever? Not that worst but something that i wouldn't want to happen again. My ex invited me out after work, so we went to have a late afternoon date. Had some good food, conversation and all. When done i thought he would pay for it (of course i was expecting he will for his the one who invited me out) it turns out he doesnt have cash so i ended up paying Everything.. Duh! atleast he could've told me earlier.. |
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Worst date ever?
hmm let's see,,,,, i went out with an amish girl once. the night was ok until i asked to see her elbow. she showed me her elbow and wrist then said, " now that i've put out, we gotta get married. " now i've an amish ex and 12 1/4 kids |
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Edited by
soufiehere
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Tue 01/28/14 05:31 PM
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Years ago I read about a 'worst date ever' contest.
This winner won, hands down, no argument. I will have to paraphrase from memory: A gal and a guy were out on their first date on a snowy cold evening. She was so nervous, she asked him to stop along the freeway so she could, well, pee, on the way to a restaurant. He stayed inside while she got out to do her business. She did not want him to see her, so she went behind the car, there was no traffic. She leaned back against the trunk/bumper and went about it. Soon, she realized, she had frozen her backside against the vehicle. With no other choice, she called out to her date, indicating the problem. They had no water nor any way to separate her from the bumper. After much hemming and hawing, he got mostly behind her and peed on the spot where she was stuck and she was able to..unattach. They agreed the date was over. I cannot top this for the worst date ever :-) |
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Years ago I read about a 'worst date ever' contest. This winner won, hands down, no argument. I will have to paraphrase from memory: A gal and a guy were out on their first date on a snowy cold evening. She was so nervous, she asked him to stop along the freeway so she could, well, pee, on the way to a restaurant. He stayed inside while she got out to do her business. She did not want him to see her, so she went behind the car, there was no traffic. She leaned back against the trunk/bumper and went about it. Soon, she realized, she had frozen her backside against the vehicle. With no other choice, she called out to her date, indicating the problem. They had no water nor any way to separate her from the bumper. After much hemming and hawing, he got mostly behind her and peed on the spot where she was stuck and she was able to..unattach. They agreed the date was over. I cannot top this for the worst date ever :-) I know that shouldn't be funny, but it really really is....and sort of sad too. But mostly funny.
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Years ago I read about a 'worst date ever' contest. This winner won, hands down, no argument. I will have to paraphrase from memory: A gal and a guy were out on their first date on a snowy cold evening. She was so nervous, she asked him to stop along the freeway so she could, well, pee, on the way to a restaurant. He stayed inside while she got out to do her business. She did not want him to see her, so she went behind the car, there was no traffic. She leaned back against the trunk/bumper and went about it. Soon, she realized, she had frozen her backside against the vehicle. With no other choice, she called out to her date, indicating the problem. They had no water nor any way to separate her from the bumper. After much hemming and hawing, he got mostly behind her and peed on the spot where she was stuck and she was able to..unattach. They agreed the date was over. I cannot top this for the worst date ever :-) I know that shouldn't be funny, but it really really is....and sort of sad too. But mostly funny.
He must of pissed her off |
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He must of pissed her off hahahahahahaha Indeedy ;-) |
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all of them???
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