Being handsome is no longer all it's cracked up to be. People think that if you're good looking you'll get loads of birds but that isn't true anymore. Women don't go for looks like men do. And since women's lib, men have had to adapt to what women want. So men must now learn how to be friends with women before they can enjoy them. This is evil at work. The prophets would be livid if they knew what was happening today. The rugged individual is being replaced by a new generation of metro sexuals.

This does not bode well for the future.

Stop pouting, it makes you look too feminine ...What's even worse is, if you don't pull you bottom lip in, a bird is going to come along and chit on it....

Dude, you need to change script writers, because your comic routine is getting stale.

metro sexuals is this someone who has sex on a subway??


we are supposed to that instead of being friends?

I'm confused. Does this mean I can't just womp em on the head and drag em back to the cave anymore???

Sincerely,
Me

being dragged back to the cave is soooo last year

Perhaps I could try wearing a cool hat and serenading em first???

Pictured it, bout peed myself!

Cool story bro.

You're right. It's now necessary to have to chat them up if you want to get your end away. The being friends with women thing is totally gay and bollocks to that.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to vap to some porn.

It is if you know what to do with it. You don't even need to be all that handsome to get attention. Look at Robbie Williams. He ain't really all that good-looking, but women of all ages fall at his feet. I'm one of them
He is getting on a bit though, saw him in Amsterdam in July. So maybe step up and become his successor. Surely you can compete with Olly Murs? (Although he was very tasty too )



Women go for eyes, lips, and check what's in the nether regions. A nice @$$ helps too. Again, look at how Olly does it. His trousers were rather... oh, never mind.


Not everything they write in Cosmo Girl is true! Maybe read some different stuff?


Metro Sexual??? You're talking 90's here?!? No wonder you're having problems, you're 20 years behind --> It's 2014!
The 4 NonBlondes have gone, so have the Pet Shop Boys. Stop listening to "me so horny" - 2 live crew, and listen to some Muse. I recommend "Feeling Good", awesome! Although my personal fave is "Hysteria"

still whinging,ha?
So,,you think there is EVIL Underfoot,hmm?

Verry amusing Austin Powers thing you got going on.

Women's always a trap to some men's..

I don't seem to have any issues. I think you may need to contact support.

Get behind me Satan. You're one of "them".

i find it Funny this is evil at work these days lady's are called She devils an the prophets nicessssss

By them I guess you mean a handsome man who gets plenty of attention from the other sex. Then yes I am. Those other labels people want to put on me just don't fit I don't even think they come in my size.

Satan? If Lionsbrew equals Satan I might revise my religious views after all

Well alright, I believe you and I also have had women giving me attention and saying that I'm hansome. That just gets your foot in the door though and I've been watching you mate and you come across as one of those friendly ones.