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Being handsome is no longer all it's cracked up to be. People think that if you're good looking you'll get loads of birds but that isn't true anymore. Women don't go for looks like men do. And since women's lib, men have had to adapt to what women want. So men must now learn how to be friends with women before they can enjoy them. This is evil at work. The prophets would be livid if they knew what was happening today. The rugged individual is being replaced by a new generation of metro sexuals.
This does not bode well for the future. |
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Edited by
Leigh2154
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Sun 01/05/14 08:28 PM
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Stop pouting, it makes you look too feminine
 ...What's even worse is, if you don't pull you bottom lip in, a bird is going to come along and chit on it....
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Being handsome is no longer all it's cracked up to be. People think that if you're good looking you'll get loads of birds but that isn't true anymore. Women don't go for looks like men do. And since women's lib, men have had to adapt to what women want. So men must now learn how to be friends with women before they can enjoy them. This is evil at work. The prophets would be livid if they knew what was happening today. The rugged individual is being replaced by a new generation of metro sexuals. This does not bode well for the future. Dude, you need to change script writers, because your comic routine is getting stale. |
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Being handsome is no longer all it's cracked up to be. People think that if you're good looking you'll get loads of birds but that isn't true anymore. Women don't go for looks like men do. And since women's lib, men have had to adapt to what women want. So men must now learn how to be friends with women before they can enjoy them. This is evil at work. The prophets would be livid if they knew what was happening today. The rugged individual is being replaced by a new generation of metro sexuals. This does not bode well for the future. metro sexuals is this someone who has sex on a subway?? 
we are supposed to that instead of being friends? 
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I'm confused. Does this mean I can't just womp em on the head and drag em back to the cave anymore???
Sincerely, Me 
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I'm confused. Does this mean I can't just womp em on the head and drag em back to the cave anymore??? Sincerely, Me
being dragged back to the cave is soooo last year 
 
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I'm confused. Does this mean I can't just womp em on the head and drag em back to the cave anymore??? Sincerely, Me
being dragged back to the cave is soooo last year
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Stop pouting, it makes you look too feminine ...What's even worse is, if you don't pull you bottom lip in, a bird is going to come along and chit on it....
Pictured it, bout peed myself! |
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Being handsome is no longer all it's cracked up to be. People think that if you're good looking you'll get loads of birds but that isn't true anymore. Women don't go for looks like men do. And since women's lib, men have had to adapt to what women want. So men must now learn how to be friends with women before they can enjoy them. This is evil at work. The prophets would be livid if they knew what was happening today. The rugged individual is being replaced by a new generation of metro sexuals. This does not bode well for the future. Cool story bro. You're right. It's now necessary to have to chat them up if you want to get your end away. The being friends with women thing is totally gay and bollocks to that. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to vap to some porn. |
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Edited by
SparklingCrystal 💖💎
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Mon 01/06/14 02:52 AM
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Being handsome is no longer all it's cracked up to be. People think that if you're good looking you'll get loads of birds but that isn't true anymore. It is if you know what to do with it. You don't even need to be all that handsome to get attention. Look at Robbie Williams. He ain't really all that good-looking, but women of all ages fall at his feet. I'm one of them 
He is getting on a bit though, saw him in Amsterdam in July. So maybe step up and become his successor. Surely you can compete with Olly Murs? (Although he was very tasty too )
Women don't go for looks like men do.
Women go for eyes, lips, and check what's in the nether regions. A nice @$$ helps too. Again, look at how Olly does it. His trousers were rather... oh, never mind. So men must now learn how to be friends with women before they can enjoy them.
Not everything they write in Cosmo Girl is true! Maybe read some different stuff? The rugged individual is being replaced by a new generation of metro sexuals.
Metro Sexual???  You're talking 90's here?!? No wonder you're having problems, you're 20 years behind --> It's 2014!
The 4 NonBlondes have gone, so have the Pet Shop Boys. Stop listening to "me so horny" - 2 live crew, and listen to some Muse. I recommend "Feeling Good", awesome! Although my personal fave is "Hysteria" |
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Stop pouting, it makes you look too feminine ...What's even worse is, if you don't pull you bottom lip in, a bird is going to come along and chit on it....
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Edited by
Conrad_73
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Mon 01/06/14 04:00 AM
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Being handsome is no longer all it's cracked up to be. People think that if you're good looking you'll get loads of birds but that isn't true anymore. Women don't go for looks like men do. And since women's lib, men have had to adapt to what women want. So men must now learn how to be friends with women before they can enjoy them. This is evil at work. The prophets would be livid if they knew what was happening today. The rugged individual is being replaced by a new generation of metro sexuals. This does not bode well for the future. still whinging,ha? So,,you think there is EVIL Underfoot,hmm? 
 
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Verry amusing Austin Powers thing you got going on.
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Women's always a trap to some men's.. |
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Edited by
lionsbrew
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Mon 01/06/14 11:51 PM
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Being handsome is no longer all it's cracked up to be. People think that if you're good looking you'll get loads of birds but that isn't true anymore. Women don't go for looks like men do. And since women's lib, men have had to adapt to what women want. So men must now learn how to be friends with women before they can enjoy them. This is evil at work. The prophets would be livid if they knew what was happening today. The rugged individual is being replaced by a new generation of metro sexuals. This does not bode well for the future. I don't seem to have any issues. I think you may need to contact support.
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Being handsome is no longer all it's cracked up to be. People think that if you're good looking you'll get loads of birds but that isn't true anymore. Women don't go for looks like men do. And since women's lib, men have had to adapt to what women want. So men must now learn how to be friends with women before they can enjoy them. This is evil at work. The prophets would be livid if they knew what was happening today. The rugged individual is being replaced by a new generation of metro sexuals. This does not bode well for the future. I don't seem to have any issues. I think you may need to contact support.
Get behind me Satan. You're one of "them". |
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Being handsome is no longer all it's cracked up to be. People think that if you're good looking you'll get loads of birds but that isn't true anymore. Women don't go for looks like men do. And since women's lib, men have had to adapt to what women want. So men must now learn how to be friends with women before they can enjoy them. This is evil at work. The prophets would be livid if they knew what was happening today. The rugged individual is being replaced by a new generation of metro sexuals. This does not bode well for the future. I don't seem to have any issues. I think you may need to contact support.
i find it Funny this is evil at work these days lady's are called She devils an the prophets nicessssss 
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Being handsome is no longer all it's cracked up to be. People think that if you're good looking you'll get loads of birds but that isn't true anymore. Women don't go for looks like men do. And since women's lib, men have had to adapt to what women want. So men must now learn how to be friends with women before they can enjoy them. This is evil at work. The prophets would be livid if they knew what was happening today. The rugged individual is being replaced by a new generation of metro sexuals. This does not bode well for the future. I don't seem to have any issues. I think you may need to contact support.
Get behind me Satan. You're one of "them". By them I guess you mean a handsome man who gets plenty of attention from the other sex. Then yes I am. Those other labels people want to put on me just don't fit I don't even think they come in my size. |
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Being handsome is no longer all it's cracked up to be. People think that if you're good looking you'll get loads of birds but that isn't true anymore. Women don't go for looks like men do. And since women's lib, men have had to adapt to what women want. So men must now learn how to be friends with women before they can enjoy them. This is evil at work. The prophets would be livid if they knew what was happening today. The rugged individual is being replaced by a new generation of metro sexuals. This does not bode well for the future. I don't seem to have any issues. I think you may need to contact support.
Get behind me Satan. You're one of "them". By them I guess you mean a handsome man who gets plenty of attention from the other sex. Then yes I am. Those other labels people want to put on me just don't fit I don't even think they come in my size. Satan? If Lionsbrew equals Satan I might revise my religious views after all 
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Being handsome is no longer all it's cracked up to be. People think that if you're good looking you'll get loads of birds but that isn't true anymore. Women don't go for looks like men do. And since women's lib, men have had to adapt to what women want. So men must now learn how to be friends with women before they can enjoy them. This is evil at work. The prophets would be livid if they knew what was happening today. The rugged individual is being replaced by a new generation of metro sexuals. This does not bode well for the future. I don't seem to have any issues. I think you may need to contact support.
Get behind me Satan. You're one of "them". By them I guess you mean a handsome man who gets plenty of attention from the other sex. Then yes I am. Those other labels people want to put on me just don't fit I don't even think they come in my size. Well alright, I believe you and I also have had women giving me attention and saying that I'm hansome. That just gets your foot in the door though and I've been watching you mate and you come across as one of those friendly ones. |
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