Personally speaking here, any guy who is only out pleasing himself and just getting his rocks off is missing half the bliss. By doing all you can to stimulate your lover and please her, you unlock far greater sensitivity and passion for the both of you, thus making it possible to reach new heights of euphoria only made possible when you reach those climaxes together. Something you cannot do as a one man wrecking ball.

Passion is not a battle nor is is an invasion... it is physical entwinement, a rising crescendo, an incredible thunderclap and an eddy that disperses as steam off joined skin. Something you cannot experience in a solo performance... it takes a duet.

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Uh huh... which one you guilty of , babe?

Oh good, I'm glad I'm seeing this before giving up my virginity. I'll just make sure I print this out and review it a few times before I get married. xD

what are the mistakes WOMEN make when they are with men?

women are like puzzles there's. just too many pieces for guy's to handle

Seems that way...

Does that mean we can all have two guys now?
I mean, two guys should be able to handle one puzzle?

women are like puzzles there's. just too many pieces for guy's to handle

Aye and there's nearly always a piece missing?

Yeah, yeah, take the piss, L�wenbr�u, you're probably the odd one out.
But your defense does pull it into the "we are doing something wrong" and "we're being knocked" side of things. Which is NOT what it is about

It probably has a lot to do with the fact that a woman's pleasure hasn't been important for centuries. It was basically lay down, spread 'em and, well, you know ... the guy pleasing himself.
Which automatically means that the "how to please a bloke" has always been nr 1 on the agenda, if not the only point on the agenda.
Apart from that women are wired differently and can easier empathize and tune into other ppl's needs and feelings.
Not making that up, it's factual and again not anything to do with knocking men. (tiring that I constantly have to add that lest I don't upset vulnerable egos, lol )

And last but not least, sex is something you experience and should enjoy together. So if you have knowledge that makes it better, maybe even extremely good, both parties benefit from it.

Oh and, L�wenbr�u, if you find the missing 199 pages of the manual, by all means post them! I for one am interested

Does that mean we can all have two guys now?
I mean, two guys should be able to handle one puzzle?

I see that you have taken to calling me by my Bavarian counterpart.You even remembered the umlaut. I feel like my mom just used my full name and I'm in trouble.......again.

Well when someone says it must suck to be a guy that kinda makes me think we're being knocked. You can see how that can be taken that way right?

Yeah I have to agree with Kartagane too. We may need another list which I am not going to compile. Instead I will use a euphemism often used by your so called more empathetic gender. "If you don't know I'm not going to tell you"........

That might be interesting, however I can never get along with one of them for very long, I can only imagine how much drama there'd be with two...

Of course I remember the umlaut. If you gonna speak German, you gotta do it right. Language is a serious matter, lol.

As for this other list, what's the added value, it would just be to retaliate. Men so easily feel emasculated, get defensive and then start knocking women out of spite.

Did you ever think about this very woman-unfriendly "man law" topic here. All the guys laugh about it, drool over it, think it's extremely funny, even though it's very derogatory and extremely sexist. Yet you feel it's perfectly okay to do so and don't have a problem with it in the slightest. Hypocritical I say.
I have not seen women whinge about started a similar topic called "woman's Law"?
And you can't even handle a list with 40 points?

That's why we need the two blokes, so if A loses it, B can pick up where A left off.