I was thinking of doing a 200% on the copier and making it into a posterboard, buying a 6 ft easel and placing at the side of the bed :)

I think i could even handle the illustrations....

Better put one on all four sides of the bed. I tend to change positions a lot.

So much truth in that list so much truth haha

that is called sexism

Hilarious! !

@ F0X, sexist? I fail to see that, sorry.
I posted it cos it was funny but also because most of the points are factual.
It's 2013, we got sexual freedom, yet many men still 'complain' that they can't find a clitoris? And if they do, few men know what to do with it (although they think they do)
Most don't even know it retracts when a woman gets really really really excited and close to orgasming. They think they're not doing it right because 'it' disappears, and she's not excited anymore, so they stop what they're doing, which causes unbelievable frustration as the woman was actually really unbelievably close ...
So if "it" disappears, you're doing it RIGHT and the last thing you do is stop!
Many women still have problems orgasming, not because they can't, but because they just don't get the right stimulation. So many women end up believing they simply cannot orgasm, a crying shame. If their partners read this list, it might help a lot!

If we were to tweak a man's nipples to find another radio station, he gets angry because it hurts. So how is it men think a woman's nipples do like to be treated that way? (If something hurts you, it hurts us as well!)
In general a woman needs 30 minutes of foreplay (which includes whatever) to get properly aroused. So 2 minutes of fiddling in her knickers isn't going to do it.
Most men think that when a woman is 'lubricated' (really dislike that word) she's ready and about to climax. Sorry guys. A woman can be 'lubricated' even before you do your 2 minutes in her knickers and by no means says she's ready. Yeah, she's interested and ready for more, as in proper arousal ==> foreplay.
And then after 'tha deed' she gets asked if she enjoyed it or if she had an orgasm? She wasn't even properly aroused to begin with!

So maybe use this bit of sex-education-with-a-funny-coating to your benefit instead of thinking it's about you (it's not) and you being knocked.

what is clitoris ?

Order a copy of "sex for dummies" on Amazon.com

well all I can say is I'm glad I'm a woman least I know how I want it where I want it and the way I want it.....it must suck . to be a guy and to be so clueless

Well in guys defense ours didn't come with a two hundred page long owners manual. It came with a cheesy pamphlet that had one language on one side and an alternate on the other.

My hubby has seemed to forgotten what a slow passionate kiss is. Its like he thinks my face is food when he's hungry. Wth??

yes and on the inside it says comes "ready" to rock. no instructions required

lol

owls can turn their heads near straight around, bah ... you can't fool me. just like a man tryna make me do more work than is really necessary

Yeah, yeah, take the piss, L�wenbr�u, you're probably the odd one out.
But your defense does pull it into the "we are doing something wrong" and "we're being knocked" side of things. Which is NOT what it is about

It probably has a lot to do with the fact that a woman's pleasure hasn't been important for centuries. It was basically lay down, spread 'em and, well, you know ... the guy pleasing himself.
Which automatically means that the "how to please a bloke" has always been nr 1 on the agenda, if not the only point on the agenda.
Apart from that women are wired differently and can easier empathize and tune into other ppl's needs and feelings.
Not making that up, it's factual and again not anything to do with knocking men. (tiring that I constantly have to add that lest I don't upset vulnerable egos, lol )

And last but not least, sex is something you experience and should enjoy together. So if you have knowledge that makes it better, maybe even extremely good, both parties benefit from it.

Oh and, L�wenbr�u, if you find the missing 199 pages of the manual, by all means post them! I for one am interested

So am I an owl or a man?

And heck yeah you have to work, think you can just lay there and look beautiful? This might require another list.

Difficult to tell without a stark naked, full body picture.
Either way you'd be looking for a bird, so is it really important?

Personally speaking here, any guy who is only out pleasing himself and just getting his rocks off is missing half the bliss. By doing all you can to stimulate your lover and please her, you unlock far greater sensitivity and passion for the both of you, thus making it possible to reach new heights of euphoria only made possible when you reach those climaxes together. Something you cannot do as a one man wrecking ball.

Passion is not a battle nor is is an invasion... it is physical entwinement, a rising crescendo, an incredible thunderclap and an eddy that disperses as steam off joined skin. Something you cannot experience in a solo performance... it takes a duet.

You're having a laugh?? No disrespect, but if you follow that list No sane guy would put up with it, believe me? If you don't? Good luck!

Where did you say you live again?