Topic: 40 mistakes men make when being with a woman
lionsbrew's photo
Tue 12/17/13 05:47 AM


If your doing it right the foreplay never stops even during the deed. laugh

Shut up you. You're not interested, too far away and stuff, yet you meet all the requirements any sane woman would be looking for
grumble grumble
Life is so not fair ohwell

You forgot that I'm a tease too.laugh

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Tue 12/17/13 06:06 AM



If your doing it right the foreplay never stops even during the deed. laugh

Shut up you. You're not interested, too far away and stuff, yet you meet all the requirements any sane woman would be looking for
grumble grumble
Life is so not fair ohwell

You forgot that I'm a tease too.laugh

grrrrrrrrrrmble

lionsbrew's photo
Tue 12/17/13 06:20 AM
Don't grumble. At least you know if you ever decide to visit the states you know got a friend over here who knows many like minded individuals.

jacktrades's photo
Tue 12/17/13 06:27 AM

Ok, I'm not laughing at the list but with it.

Well, maybe a little at it too.

I must be from another planet. Hello, we're talking about women right? I've never met two women that enjoy things the same way.

I think one of the greatest things about women is that each is so uniquely designed mentally as well as physically. I also think the magic of sex is how we uniquely unlock each others doors.

If sex all of a sudden became a template count me out.


I'm on board with this well said Mg 1959

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Tue 12/17/13 06:46 AM



I agree with Larsson, that's one hell of a long list!...I got all the way to #15 before I quit readng and decided I have either been very lucky when it comes to choosing lovers or that list was written by a very frustrated lesbian wanna be....slaphead Is it OK if I finish it tomorrow?laugh laugh


it is a bit long but some of the ones that really matter are toward the end....and some are pretty funny...

nonetheless, we have heard a share of complaining about intimacy from both genders on here. so I would say interpret it as a list of possibles. I don;t think anyone is saying all men so ALL of these things.

....we will all interpret this in a unique way. alot depends on the situation.

Just have fun with it and a good laugh too. laugh :wink:

Poor Larrsen sounds a bit worried....maybe he thinks women will start carrying this list around in beddrool rofl
Poor Larsson? Nah, I don't think so! I'm doing ok thank you! Any woman that came out with a list like that, would be leaving my life so quick there be sparks coming off her arse!! Worried my farter! Strong willed? Yes! Sweetest, you underestimate me time and time again? I ain't American? Stop judging me by their ideals?


I wasn't judging you scotsman, I was teasing a little tho....sorry:wink: flowerforyou

I don;t see anything unreasonable on the list .... I probably would not go any further with a man who did any of most of the stuff on that list and I have met several who did numerous....nonetheless I am still here, still with a sense of humor about it all :)

....wait .... you think you got something over American guys???...pray telldrool lol

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Tue 12/17/13 06:51 AM






They forgot to add looking in her in the eyes during sex. You get a lot of signals from that act alone and it lets her know you are there with her, and not just getting your rocks off for a few minutes.

Don't just roll over and go to sleep and be done with her when you finish. It is not like punching a time-clock and getting the hell out of there. If you don't really want to be there with her through it all including the afterglow, why did you show up in the first place?

So far two men who understand. We're making progress, very slowly, but still
shades

Yeah... very slow progresssad2 I say, We trick them all into thinking they are going to see a porn, and place subliminal messages throughout the flick!!!:thumbsup: tongue2
Including Larsson... not American .. indeed shades
I treat my women like a pilot treats his Plane? Climb inside her 7 times a day and take her to heaven and back! Simple as!

Guess Scottish women don't like foreplay?
Thats after the foreplay Crystal !


Let's just hope he never loses his way on these journeys. BTW are you sure she is also making the same trip?? (just teasing again...lol I need to stop that)

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Tue 12/17/13 08:33 AM

Don't grumble. At least you know if you ever decide to visit the states you know got a friend over here who knows many like minded individuals.

I have already decided to visit the States, as my girlie lives there. Question is not if but when, lol
Going back in time ain't appealing though, I hate jet-lags.

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Tue 12/17/13 11:54 AM
Holy smokes! that list confirms it...


I'm a professional! smokin :tongue:

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Tue 12/17/13 11:57 AM
I'm too jaded to be bitter, but the list is absolutely silly.

teebee79's photo
Tue 12/17/13 12:15 PM

I'm too jaded to be bitter, but the list is absolutely silly.


Uh huh... which one you guilty of , babe?
tongue2

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Tue 12/17/13 12:43 PM
You'd be surprised how tame those sins are compared to mine. But to each person their own approval; how wonderful it is to find new ways to judge others.

teebee79's photo
Tue 12/17/13 12:46 PM

You'd be surprised how tame those sins are compared to mine. But to each person their own approval; how wonderful it is to find new ways to judge others.


Nah.. that's not true, the human race isn't through judgeing by the old ways! :tongue:

I kidbigsmile

Life is serious enough... then we die... let's get some fun in the middle!:banana: :banana:

lionsbrew's photo
Tue 12/17/13 02:59 PM


Don't grumble. At least you know if you ever decide to visit the states you know got a friend over here who knows many like minded individuals.

I have already decided to visit the States, as my girlie lives there. Question is not if but when, lol
Going back in time ain't appealing though, I hate jet-lags.

Its only six hours.:tongue:

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Tue 12/17/13 04:06 PM



Don't grumble. At least you know if you ever decide to visit the states you know got a friend over here who knows many like minded individuals.

I have already decided to visit the States, as my girlie lives there. Question is not if but when, lol
Going back in time ain't appealing though, I hate jet-lags.

Its only six hours.:tongue:

Yeah, depending on where you are going. I believe where my girl is located, the difference is 8 hours :S
And even daylight savings takes me at least a week to adjust to and that's just the one hour haha. And going back in time is bad, as you totally collapse at the end of the afternoon. Probably having dinner and suddenly being face down in my plate of food, fast asleep whilst choking on green beans ohwell

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Tue 12/17/13 07:02 PM
Oh good, I'm glad I'm seeing this before giving up my virginity. I'll just make sure I print this out and review it a few times before I get married. xD

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Tue 12/17/13 07:06 PM

Oh good, I'm glad I'm seeing this before giving up my virginity. I'll just make sure I print this out and review it a few times before I get married. xD


Tape it to the headboard to for even faster reviewing.

Shaharzad's photo
Tue 12/17/13 07:20 PM
what are the mistakes WOMEN make when they are with men?

Shaharzad's photo
Tue 12/17/13 07:22 PM
what are the mistakes WOMEN make when they are with men?
It is only fair to ask the men this question.

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Tue 12/17/13 09:34 PM


Oh good, I'm glad I'm seeing this before giving up my virginity. I'll just make sure I print this out and review it a few times before I get married. xD


Tape it to the headboard to for even faster reviewing.


lmao, hahahahaha! Will do! I think I might actually do something like that for kicks and giggles, hehe. Erm, maybe. Emphasis on the 'maybe'.

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Tue 12/17/13 09:37 PM

You'd be surprised how tame those sins are compared to mine. But to each person their own approval; how wonderful it is to find new ways to judge others.


nice to see you sinner :)