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So many possible ways a kid could be terrified. lol
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I would like to see an episode of undercover boss wear the owner of a small restaurant goes under cover. They would either have to have the best disguise ever, be really stupid or have the dumbest employees ever to pull it off. hahaha
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Yeah. I herd that one before :-P
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Which one?
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oh I tried to put reply to the way back post about the cows.
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I'll try again....
Last year I was dating a stewardess. But it didn't work out. We never could make time together cause her schedule was always up in the air. |
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Choose quote. When you do that it will copy the post you want to reply to and then you just put your courser after everything else and type what you want to say.
I see your new to this so I understand your confusion. I thought the same thing when I first started on the forums. |
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Edited by
izzyphoto1977
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Fri 01/03/14 08:48 PM
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oh I tried to put reply to the way back post about the cows. Then end result is getting something like this. But I usually hit enter a couple times to separate what I want to say from the other person's words. |
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I accidentally rear ended a man on my way to work this morning. When the other driver got out of the car I noticed he was a dwarf. He walked right up to me and yelled "I am not Happy!". So I replied. "Okay which one are you then?"
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I accidentally rear ended a man on my way to work this morning. When the other driver got out of the car I noticed he was a dwarf. He walked right up to me and yelled "I am not Happy!". So I replied. "Okay which one are you then?" Which one wound up feeling Dopey? |
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Does that mean it was you? 
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Nope red cheeks = IM BASHFUL!
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I was sitting watching TV with my midget buddy when he suddenly jumped up, slid down the telephone cord, cord and ran away. Have you ever see a midget run away? They don't just get smaller and smaller like you and me. They just disappear. It turns out he was late for work.
If I was a midget I would always be late. I would shoe up at the factory. "Dave your late. Why are you late?" "Why am I late? Look at these little legs. I came upon a puddle. I had to swim it f@cker." -Dave Attell |
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I would like to see a fork lift left a pallet of forks. It would be so damn literal. -Mitch Hedberg
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Edited by
izzyphoto1977
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Wed 01/08/14 11:24 PM
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When a girl says she has experimented with girls, that does not necessarily mean she’s bi.
She may just be an evil scientist. That one comes from tumblr. |
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Lol,So funny!
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If there was an Asian dude in the KKK would he go around saying "Me hate you long time."?
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There was this old man who lost his way home his mind wasn't there and was walking the streets naked. He walks past the grannies knit club and starts to get a boner little did he know this 98 year old lady scoots near him she has her walking stick out he turns around and oops too late she poked the old man behind and the walking stick was stuck him she said I'll show u a boner
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Moooooooooopoo
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