hahaha...that's a good thing as its no usually the case. usually its a fight.
Opened the door for one guy as he got 50 ft away
I here "f_ _ _off I'll kill ya" so I said "what was
that"? He just said "oh no not you, I was just
talking back to the voices in my head..you have to fight back"!..

Having a gangbang in Scotland in the winter, is like playing pass the parcel? Cos there's that many layers!

My mate thought that watching queer eye for the straight guy and making gay friends, would give him handy fashion tips? Instead....they f****d him!

If Harry Potter is so magical, why can't he cure his eyesight and get laid? A guy his age shouldn't be gripping his broomstick?

I laughed when i heard this for the first time



So this little girl turns five today and she asks her mom and dad if she could sleep with them since its her birthday. Of coarse they said yes. Her dad gets into bed, she looks down and says daddy whats that. he says thats my ford pick up truck sweety. So she turns over and her mom gets into to bed. She looks down and says mommy whats that and she says thats my garage and these are my headlights. Then the girls says well mommy turn on your headlights and open your garage cause here comes daddy in his ford pick up truck.

I remember that joke. I heard it from my older brothers friend. I also heard this one.

A father needs to take a shower and while he's doing so his little daughter wants to take a bath. Since he's in a hurry he tells her she can get in with him. While washing up she looks up and asks "What's that?"
"That's daddies dolly."
The little girl is satisfied with that answer and they both finish their shower and go on their way. That night after a long day at work the father comes home and wants to go to bed. So as soon as he get through the door he heads to his room and goes rite to bed. After a while the little girl comes in wakes her dad and asks "Can I play with your dolly?"
Half awake he says yes and falls back to sleep. Like an hour later he wakes up surrounded by EMT's and he keeps asking what happened. Finally his little girl hears him and she tells him, "Daddy daddy. I was playing with your dolly when it spit on me so I bit it's head off."

Have fun !

...The SITE ?
Or the thread.....

C'mon Kik? At least I tried mate?

How do you pick up a smoking hot Jewish chicks?

With a shovel?

I would have thought by using an Ov'Glove. hahaha

Akpos: Do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: Nope. I don't want to
have a boyfriend.
Akpos: Gen. 2:18 The Lord God
said, “It is not good for the
man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.”
Girl: But I don't love you.
Akpos: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever
doesnot love does not know
God, because God is love."
Girl: But how can I be sure that you're loyal and honest?
Akpos: Mark 13:31 "Heaven and
earth will pass away, but my
words will never pass away."
Girl: But I'm busy, I'm still
studying. Akpos: Ecclesiastes 3:1 "There is
a
time for everything, and a
season for every activity under
the heavens."
Girl: But why me? There are a lot of girls out there.
Akpos: Proverbs 31:29 "Many
women do noble things, but you
surpass them all."
Girl: But what is in me that you
like? Akpos: Song of Solomon 4:7 "You
are
altogether beautiful, my darling
there is no flaw in you."
Girl: But I'm not beautiful.
Akpos: Proverbs 31:30 "Charm is deceptive, and beauty is
fleeting; but a woman who fears
the Lord is to be praise
Girl: What do you want to
happen?
Akpos: 2 Corinthians 2:4 "For I wrote you out of great distress
and anguish of heart and with
many tears, not
to
grieve you but to let you know
the depth of my love for you." One word for the Akpos?

Why is The Rolling Stones and a Scottish farmer alike? The Rolling Stones say ' Hey you, get off my cloud ' and the farmer says ' Hey Mcloud get off my Ewe! '

Akpos being interviewed at the
US
Embassy CONSUL:
"Your name, please?"
AKPOs: "Akpos"
CONSUL: "SEx?" AKPOS: "SIX times a week."
CONSUL: "I mean, male or
female?"
AKPOS: "Both male & female &
sometimes even camels."
CONSUL: "Holy cow!" AKPOS:"Yes, cows & dogs too."
CONSUL:"Man, isn't that hostile?"
AKpOS:"Horse style, dog style,any
style!"
CONSUL:"Oh dear!"
AKPOS:"Deer? No deer, they run too
fast!! did AKPOS passed the
interview???

Is this meant to be a joke? C'mon? I'd rather watch a Carpet trimming it's bikini line! Must try harder dude?

At least it was funnier than the first thing he posted.

Let me see ur Name in Japanese.
plz don't spoil d fun!!!
Lets laugh a bit by writing your
name in JAPANESE ALPHABET
A= ka, B=tu, C=mi, D= te, E=ku,
F=lu, G= ji, H= ri, I=ki, J=zu, K= me,L= ta, M= rin, N= to, O= mo,
P= no, Q= ke, R= shi, S= ari, T =
chi, U= do, V=ru, W=mei, X= na,
Y= fu, Z= zi. Pls send

I will never do this.. I would like to know why it is when I labeled this as a place for jokes you keep posting things aren't jokes and aren't funny.