If you woke up in a dark closet, naked with your a*s hole all
greased up, would you tell anybody? "No" well then let's Party.

How about this one?....
Guy looking dreamily to a girl's eye,saying..."I've never believe in angels till now"....
Non-threathening but it gives me tootache....:-D

Why does a dog lick his balls? Cuz he can!...why do I lick my balls? Cuz I can

Ones I've heard but never used and will never use:

Was your father a meat thief? The reason I ask is because it looks like someone stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your jeans

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm (insert name here)

**** me if I'm wrong, but you're going to suck my dick, right?



Ones I've actually used against all better judgement:

Waitress- Can I get you anything else?
Me- Yes, three things; a diet coke, your name and your number

Just in case you ever forget your number, here's mine

Hi, I'm Keith, what's your name?



One I almost used last week:

You're so pretty you made me forget my pickup line!

I lost my number can I have yours. The worst!

You have a beautiful eye.

Yes it is a perfect relationship i personally wish and desire for..when you date an older woman, you will understand that more trust,true love,care and affection will be found in such relationships ...I am single and hungry for a older or younger woman in my life for long term relationship..looking for woman 19-55 from any country.i may have found one,but i don't know any more how could i get a true one ...