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Topic: Worst Pick Up Line Ever!!!
ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Tue 05/21/13 06:35 PM
I'm a virgin...

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Tue 05/21/13 06:38 PM
I'm not comming on to you, dont worry about me I'm gay. (Its an angle. ....lol..

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Tue 05/21/13 06:40 PM
So where's your big boyfriend

Jennerling Joined Wed 10/14/09 Posts: 5492	Tue 05/21/13 06:41 PM
"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?"

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Tue 05/21/13 06:44 PM
any more like you af home, " giggle giggle " your like the percect woman, your hot

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Tue 05/21/13 06:47 PM
You see the wedding ring and say.....your married. "yes"..does it matter?

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Tue 05/21/13 07:01 PM Edited by ridewytepony on Tue 05/21/13 07:04 PM
This is a acutely a real good one I made up in Alaska as all the woman were allways from Other States. And they were dolls:, so where you from " Arizona" are all the woman as pretty As you there..".hehe smiles.. yes" well if I strike out with you tonight, I'm going there tomorrow That one killed.....best line for there, .

Jennerling Joined Wed 10/14/09 Posts: 5492	Tue 05/21/13 07:06 PM
"Jen, do you know what you and this swisher sweet have in common?" "I'm gonna lick you and split you"

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Tue 05/21/13 07:21 PM
Now I'm in pain, we cant get turned on and stop, thats painfull for us, we gota finnish or we get blue balls.."REALLY "...really...coooome ooon baby.

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Tue 05/21/13 07:30 PM
She shuts you down in the bar: " I'm going home I'm on my menstrual cycle" Oh I'm on my Harley, I'll just follow you

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Tue 05/21/13 07:38 PM
How tall are you "........." and that exactly how tall you need to be to go on this ride!

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Tue 05/21/13 07:44 PM
I usually hit on way hotter woman.......did you ever score in, it your Lucky night.

KiK2me Joined Sun 01/06/13 Posts: 8732	Tue 05/21/13 07:46 PM
"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?" Nice b(@)(@)bs ! Mickey D's and a quickie sometime ?

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Tue 05/21/13 07:51 PM
Want to come over for a hot tub

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Tue 05/21/13 07:52 PM
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

Jennerling Joined Wed 10/14/09 Posts: 5492	Tue 05/21/13 07:54 PM
pulls his pockets inside out and says "elephant ears, wanna see his trunk?"

Steph10084 Joined Tue 05/21/13 Posts: 2	Tue 05/21/13 07:56 PM
Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Tue 05/21/13 07:56 PM
Do you want to help me drain the venom from my snow snake

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Tue 05/21/13 07:57 PM
•Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Tue 05/21/13 08:00 PM
pulls his pockets inside out and says "elephant ears, wanna see his trunk?" Pulls the pockets out: , do you want to kiss the rabit between the ears.

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