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I'm a virgin...
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I'm not comming on to you, dont worry about me I'm gay. (Its an angle. ....lol..
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So where's your big boyfriend
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"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?"
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any more like you af home, " giggle giggle " your like the percect woman, your hot
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You see the wedding ring and say.....your married. "yes"..does it matter?
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Edited by
ridewytepony
on
Tue 05/21/13 07:04 PM
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This is a acutely a real good one I made up in Alaska as all the woman were allways from
Other States. And they were dolls:, so where you from " Arizona" are all the woman as pretty As you there..".hehe *smiles*.. yes" well if I strike out with you tonight, I'm going there tomorrow That one killed.....best line for there, . |
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"Jen, do you know what you and this swisher sweet have in common?"
"I'm gonna lick you and split you" 
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Now I'm in pain, we cant get turned on and stop, thats painfull for us, we gota finnish
or we get blue balls.."REALLY "...really...coooome ooon baby. |
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She shuts you down in the bar: " I'm going home I'm on my menstrual cycle"
Oh I'm on my Harley, I'll just follow you |
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How tall are you "........." and that exactly how tall you need to be to go on this ride!
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I usually hit on way hotter woman.......did you ever score in, it your Lucky night.
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"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?"  Nice b(@)(@)bs ! Mickey D's and a quickie sometime ? |
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Want to come over for a hot tub
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I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
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pulls his pockets inside out and says "elephant ears, wanna see his trunk?"
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Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?
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Do you want to help me drain the venom from my snow snake
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•Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
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pulls his pockets inside out and says "elephant ears, wanna see his trunk?" Pulls the pockets out: , do you want to kiss the rabit between the ears. |
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