I'm like the Energizer bunny I keep going n going n going & you'll keep coming n coming n coming

I'm a vagiterian, n I haven't eaten all day

to a lesbian: I'm just a lesbian stuck in a mans body

I'm trysensual i'll try anything!

I'm buy -sexual, if i cant get it from you, I'll buy it from you!

Do you want to polish my helmet

Its only three inches, but some woman like it that thick!

She says do you got 8 or 9 inches:..Well!, I dont just fold it in half for anybody.

West Coast timber fallers have way biger would

"Hey, wanna be in my movie?"

Save a horse ride an Island Boy

Ja want to take a ride on the white pony...it i'll be fun * smiles*

Come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up

Come out to my truck and i'll let you shift my stick

Lets play poker! ; you got no money, lets just play for head!...its a f.....n good game.

Why dont you girls just come over, I got a bar at my place!.. its lickher in the front ,
& poke her in the rear.

Maybee we'll bring this one back out of retirement:

Do you want to be more mature than your friend's. . "Yes" then sleep with me!

Mabee not!

Thats enough!

"hey, wanna see my balls?"

Attempting to read anything you write makes my ****ing head hurt.

I'm going to find a website your not on, before I do something drastic like housework.

You ****ed up what could have been a decent and funny thread. Next time, try posting just once in a while. Your crappily spelled and witless posts make up over 70 % of this thread.

The only thing funny about them, is I imagine you've probably used damn near everyone you wrote down.

There should be laws against people polluting the internet.

pmpl, i bet you guys get slapped in the face alot