That is pretty funny.
That one could go either way...laugh or scream.

"Get into the trunk!"

This one is just corny enough to be cute, non threatening, and even a little sweet.

[b[ "Girl.....I know you gots to be tired....Cause you've been running through my mind all night"!

If someone used this on me, I wouldn't be able to resist saying..."just in a hurry to find the exit".

Years ago I heard a friend try this one.

You might as well f**k me, cause I'm gonna f**k you

weather you're with me or I'm alone.

And it actually WORKED!!!!!

"SAY LIL MAMA" *I keep walking*
"SAY LIL MAMAAA LEMME HOLLA AT CHU" *I keep walking he follows*
"SAY LIL MAMA, YOU GOTTA NUMBA OR SOMETHIN, I"M TRYIN DA HOLLA AT CHU"


I gave him my ex's # so he would go away

I dare you to bite it!

"Do you have any Norwegian in you?"

Me: No

"Do you want some?"

Ahhaaaaaha thats hilarious, if I was on my was out the door and one person
happend to be the most irritating individual I'd encountered in my entire existance, as you make it
sound then I'd put some passion behind it.
One more time with feeling, all together now, & tell us how you realy feel.
One would be most certainly sure that was your exit speech and your true to your
word that you do as you say & say as you do, you talked the talk so to hold any self- respect
or any respect from others we'd all expect you to back you words as now its time to walk the walk.

Does anyboby find that odd that if something written is so bothersome, that one would continue to read on, I know I wouldn't, thats a no brainer! must be like a self torture thing, well there was alternatives,
Its called blocking, so then you dont have to see that individuals postings, simple!
the thead is about bad one liners used, not FUNNY one liners.
The funniest part to me is I can't help thinking you were a repeat victim that fell pray to most of these
Bad lines....lol.hilarious!

I'll show you mine if you show .me yours

I'd f♡ck you on the floor just so a could f/u on the bed latter.

Stick with me tonight and i'll wine your dine you 69 YOU

[ARE THEY GETTING FUNNIER! CUZ THERE NOT SUPPOSE TO!]

I was wondering if the drapes match the curtains.

[ARE THEY GETTING FUNNIER! CUZ THERE NOT SUPPOSE TO!

I'm not a gynecologist, but i'll have a look at it for you anyways

Here, feel this does my dick feel different to you.

So what do you have, like a landing strip or a Brazilian. ....oh cool thats my fav, bet it looks good on you.
Are you going to show me your hair cut latter.

Tell me now, before I spend 10 bucks on drinks

Sometime i'll go for the shock factor, like this one, maybee used when she pulling money out
To pay for a drink, you've just joined tables and its going well

Could I borrow 10 bucks til my wife gets paid ?or sometimes i'll say my mom.
when I start laughing their pretty relieved and have a good laugh.

and yes i'll confess to using most of these in the right company and the right time

Definitely not; "Did it hurt? "Did what hurt" when you fell from heaven
or
If I could change the alphabet I'd put U & I together.

These are truly the definitely of the worst lines, I will slide under the tables with embarrassment when guys
Use these.

many are simply precursors that alow you to dictate where the conversation goes if she's willing

or to keep her smiling. They serve a porpose.

I hope you no I dont put out. ...or you could say but you've got a good chance