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Topic: Worst Pick Up Line Ever!!!
ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Thu 05/23/13 12:52 AM
One that I messed up earlier; Do the drapes match the carpet. ....

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Thu 05/23/13 04:25 AM
You no what would look good on you ? ...me ..

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Thu 05/23/13 04:30 AM
come over & i'll give you a Perl necklace

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Thu 05/23/13 04:39 AM
Response to, "can I take you orded " ya! I'll take a waitress on a mattress.

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Thu 05/23/13 07:51 AM
Guy: "Can you run a mile"? Girl: "Yeah". Guy: "Good. Run up my d*ck and scratch my balls". Note: I actually heard a guy use this in a club one night. Funny thing was, she laughed so hard and later on went home with him.

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Thu 05/23/13 06:51 PM
To the brunette; I herd blondes have more fun but brunettes get it on, is that true, do you like to get it on.

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Thu 05/23/13 07:03 PM
To the brunette; the blonde just got picked up so that means you in season

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Thu 05/23/13 07:33 PM
I'll give you a ride home but its gas grass or a*s.....nobody rides for free

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Thu 05/23/13 07:35 PM
Is it true blondes have more fun

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Thu 05/23/13 07:37 PM
Is your name alotta, alotta vigina

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Thu 05/23/13 07:48 PM
Ya I'm lookimg for a girlfriend, I want a cook in the kitchen a maid in the livingroom & I Ho*r in the Bedroom

dlc822 Joined Sun 06/06/10 Posts: 1	Thu 05/23/13 08:12 PM
This is real - guy actually said this to me. "I have a little bitty _____. Wanna go to my house and check it out? (I declined the offer)

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Thu 05/23/13 10:07 PM
This is real - guy actually said this to me. "I have a little bitty _____. Wanna go to my house and check it out? (I declined the offer) Weird!, I have this friend that used to tell me to just tell then your hung like a hamster. .. they want to check it out Drinking shots of Drillers diesel with these Drillers and herd him use this one; It my be sort but its thin! I hit the floor laughing..lo

techknowlove Joined Mon 11/07/11 Posts: 6771	Thu 05/23/13 10:10 PM
"Nice t!ts, wanna go out sometime?" hehehe Mine is: "I dare ya to bite it!"

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Thu 05/23/13 10:31 PM
I'm with the FBI on official business , female body inspector, mam I'm going to have to ask you to uncross your arms & lean forward.

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Thu 05/23/13 10:44 PM
I'm just longlining for sucker fish looked like a good honey hole to drop my gear in.

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Thu 05/23/13 10:50 PM
Say I grab my pole, and you show me a couple of then Southern hot spots

Jtevans Joined Fri 08/10/07 Posts: 30654	Thu 05/23/13 10:54 PM Edited by Jtevans on Thu 05/23/13 10:55 PM
"if your left leg is Christmas and your right leg is Thanksgiving,can i visit between the holidays?" that one will work for me one day dang it!

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Thu 05/23/13 11:04 PM
If she says she's marriage sometimes my response is lucky for him an mot a jelous guy

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Thu 05/23/13 11:13 PM
Let my spread your legs and make a wish