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Topic: Aliens, what would you ask
oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Fri 03/08/13 11:30 AM
You want fries with that?

MetalShadow6 Joined Thu 02/14/13 Posts: 924	Fri 03/08/13 07:07 PM
Why are you in my attic?

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48950	Fri 03/08/13 07:55 PM
Why are you in my attic? I saw a cat go in there. You want fries with that? Will they make the cat taste better?

Juzbeecuzz Joined Sat 02/02/13 Posts: 43	Fri 03/08/13 07:55 PM
Do aliens catch fleas??? Not Melmacians. We catch something else.

Juzbeecuzz Joined Sat 02/02/13 Posts: 43	Fri 03/08/13 07:57 PM
Do fleas catch you is the better way way to ask my question I believe.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48950	Fri 03/08/13 08:11 PM
Do fleas catch you is the better way way to ask my question I believe. Are fleas now trying to collect the bounty on me? ...err... Never mind.

MetalShadow6 Joined Thu 02/14/13 Posts: 924	Sat 03/09/13 07:41 AM
Do aliens think that earth girls are easy? An old 80s movie said that.

angelvillalobos20052 Joined Thu 12/09/10 Posts: 4	Sat 03/09/13 11:06 AM
We r self destructive and we destroy everything around us do we deserve to continue as a race... Because we r dead last

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Sat 03/09/13 11:54 AM
We r self destructive and we destroy everything around us do we deserve to continue as a race... Because we r dead last could you put that in the Singular?

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Sat 03/09/13 12:00 PM
What's a good pick up line for alien girls???

mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Sat 03/09/13 12:01 PM
i would just ask them to take me to another planet, with about 20 people of my choice... mostly women,of course, and the guys would have to be uglier than me...

MetalShadow6 Joined Thu 02/14/13 Posts: 924	Sat 03/09/13 05:48 PM
Can you use the force?

LzardE Joined Mon 03/04/13 Posts: 16	Mon 03/11/13 09:32 PM
Would you be willing to set up a trade route with earth in it? I would be happy to be your main contact.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48950	Wed 03/13/13 02:21 PM
Would you be willing to set up a trade route with earth in it? I would be happy to be your main contact. The Men In Black are already doing that. Submit your application to them. What's a good pick up line for alien girls??? Answer: "You want fries with that?" Do aliens think that earth girls are easy? On the advice of my attorney, I decline to answer any questions pertaining to human females. Can you use the force? The "Force" is purely the stuff of Hollywood imagination. We use the Schwartz instead.

MetalShadow6 Joined Thu 02/14/13 Posts: 924	Fri 03/15/13 09:04 AM
Schwartz! Are you a from planet Spaceball?

KiK2me Joined Sun 01/06/13 Posts: 8732	Fri 03/15/13 01:05 PM
Take me with you ? There is no intelligent life on this planet !

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48950	Fri 03/15/13 04:56 PM
Schwartz! Are you a from planet Spaceball? Spaceball? It would be ludicrous of me to live there. That place sucks. We space adventurers have a saying about Spaceball: If Spaceballs move into your neighborhood, then there goes the neighborhood. Spaceball is so Skroob'd up that cats and mawgs there live together.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48950	Fri 03/15/13 05:02 PM
Take me with you ? There is no intelligent life on this planet ! That is why we Melmacians are settling on planet Earth. You humans make us Melmacians look like geniuses in comparison.

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Fri 03/15/13 06:35 PM
Melmacians are stupid.

MetalShadow6 Joined Thu 02/14/13 Posts: 924	Fri 03/15/13 07:34 PM
Do you know Roger Smith from Family Guy?