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Topic: Aliens, what would you ask
enkianu Joined Sat 03/23/13 Posts: 2	Sat 03/23/13 08:54 PM
Ready to leave the planet?

KiK2me Joined Sun 01/06/13 Posts: 8732	Sat 03/23/13 09:01 PM
Where the hell is the BATHROOM on this tub ! ..\/..

KiK2me Joined Sun 01/06/13 Posts: 8732	Sat 03/23/13 11:49 PM
Hey do you think you can program that one with the nice rack To think i'm TOTALLy hot ? {eyebrows going up and down}

Traumer Joined Sun 01/06/13 Posts: 723	Sun 03/24/13 11:14 AM
If you were contacted by an advanced alien civilization, what questions would you have for them? To know their history; how they think they developed,etc., etc., etc.

MetalShadow6 Joined Thu 02/14/13 Posts: 924	Sun 03/24/13 07:13 PM
Do you have Gundams?

Kaleijoscope Joined Fri 10/15/10 Posts: 3319	Tue 03/26/13 07:43 AM
If i may ask...are you polygamus?

Godiva Joined Tue 12/09/08 Posts: 5330	Tue 03/26/13 07:52 AM
What's the deal with Carrot Top?

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48977	Thu 03/28/13 07:24 PM Edited by Dodo_David on Thu 03/28/13 07:29 PM
Hey do you think you can program that one with the nice rack To think i'm TOTALLy hot ? {eyebrows going up and down} We Melmacians have a policy of never messing with a guy who keeps his rack fully loaded. Where the hell is the BATHROOM on this tub ! We Melmacians do not fly tubs. If you want to fly on a tub, then contact the tub people. What do you do when you come across Thundercats? Move away lightning fast. Do you have Gundams? If we had those, then do you think that I'd be using a used mechanical "human" suit that was made by Arquillians? What's the deal with Carrot Top? You tell me. He is one of yours, after all. If i may ask...are you polygamous? Lady, if you were cloned, then I could be. Ready to leave the planet? I can't leave until the statute of limitations runs out on ...err... Never mind.

Godiva Joined Tue 12/09/08 Posts: 5330	Thu 03/28/13 07:30 PM
What's the deal with Carrot Top? You tell me. He is one of yours, after all. Didn't one of your neighbors drop him off a few years ago? I just figured they would get him by now. I thought it was part of some galactic exchange program.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48977	Thu 03/28/13 07:48 PM
What's the deal with Carrot Top? You tell me. He is one of yours, after all. Didn't one of your neighbors drop him off a few years ago? I just figured they would get him by now. I thought it was part of some galactic exchange program. If Carrot Top is from a planet other than Earth, then he isn't part of a galactic exchange program. Instead, he was dumped on Earth because Earth is a galactic du ... Oh, forget it.

teadipper Joined Wed 10/19/11 Posts: 2732	Thu 03/28/13 08:20 PM
What is better kung pao cat or cat moo shu?

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48977	Thu 03/28/13 08:23 PM
What is better kung pao cat or cat moo shu? I haven't tried those recipes yet. Can you send them to me?

MetalShadow6 Joined Thu 02/14/13 Posts: 924	Fri 03/29/13 06:53 AM
Are you on the run from Saber Rider and the Star Sheriffs?

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48977	Fri 03/29/13 07:21 AM
Are you on the run from Saber Rider and the Star Sheriffs? I am a Melmacian. Who am I not on the run from?

MetalShadow6 Joined Thu 02/14/13 Posts: 924	Fri 03/29/13 01:56 PM Edited by MetalShadow6 on Fri 03/29/13 01:57 PM
Have you ever been to Area 52 like Bugs and Daffy? (And no, that is not a type-o. In the movie Back in action they called it area 52)

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48977	Fri 03/29/13 02:44 PM
Have you ever been to Area 52 like Bugs and Daffy? (And no, that is not a type-o. In the movie Back in action they called it area 52) I know all about Area 52. That is where I was working when I held Marvin the Martian upside down by his feet and used him as a shoe brush. Although Mother laughed at what I did, she nonetheless asked me to leave in order to prevent a feud. Marvin hasn't spoken to me since then. Now, whenever he see me, all he does is look at me like this:

Traumer Joined Sun 01/06/13 Posts: 723	Fri 03/29/13 03:29 PM
As a kid, I thought it would be great if aliens came down and wiped out about the the people of this planet(I was told a lot by family relatives that worked in the Langley, Virginia intelligence agency dealing with the realities of this topic.. Now, at least 98% should be wiped out after reading this thread.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48977	Fri 03/29/13 04:11 PM
As a kid, I thought it would be great if aliens came down and wiped out about the the people of this planet(I was told a lot by family relatives that worked in the Langley, Virginia intelligence agency dealing with the realities of this topic.. Now, at least 98% should be wiped out after reading this thread. "You will have your wish as soon as I get my Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator back from whoever stole it."

MetalShadow6 Joined Thu 02/14/13 Posts: 924	Sat 03/30/13 06:43 AM
Are you in the league with Superman and Martian Manhunter?

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Sat 03/30/13 08:08 AM Edited by Conrad_73 on Sat 03/30/13 08:11 AM
As a kid, I thought it would be great if aliens came down and wiped out about the the people of this planet(I was told a lot by family relatives that worked in the Langley, Virginia intelligence agency dealing with the realities of this topic.. Now, at least 98% should be wiped out after reading this thread. "You will have your wish as soon as I get my Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator back from whoever stole it." but the Wabbit ain't talking!