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Topic: Aliens, what would you ask
Winlei Joined Sat 01/26/13 Posts: 4048	Tue 03/19/13 09:02 PM
Can you change our weather. Its too hot in here

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48950	Tue 03/19/13 09:26 PM
Can you change our weather. Its too hot in here You wouldn't be so hot if you didn't wear a fur coat all the time. Will my pokeball catch the alien? No, but it might catch a hamster. Do you study or work ? What is thing that you call work? How old you can get? You will find out once you have read my obituary. In your planet are there any union trades? Strikes? Only in the game of bouillabaseball. From the Internet: Bouillabaseball was a sport played on Melmac which resembled baseball, but instead of throwing a ball, fish parts were thrown. Bouillabaseball fans often collected trading cards, which were sold in a package with a stick of gum. The gum came in one of two flavors: Tabby or Persian. Where is my gift? Do you want a bouillabaseball trading card or a stick of Melmacian gum?

MetalShadow6 Joined Thu 02/14/13 Posts: 924	Wed 03/20/13 09:51 AM
Have you had to put up with Emperor Tod Spengo on the planet Spengo before Marge & Dick stopped his rule?

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48950	Wed 03/20/13 02:54 PM
Have you had to put up with Emperor Tod Spengo on the planet Spengo before Marge & Dick stopped his rule? Me on planet Spengo? Why would I be on a planet populated entirely by idiots? Oh, wait. I'm on planet Earth now, aren't I?

Winlei Joined Sat 01/26/13 Posts: 4048	Wed 03/20/13 05:02 PM
Why is my coffee bitter?

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48950	Wed 03/20/13 05:35 PM
Why is my coffee bitter? Your coffee needs something sweet in it. Stir it with your finger.

MetalShadow6 Joined Thu 02/14/13 Posts: 924	Wed 03/20/13 06:49 PM
Have you meet the 37th Defender of the Earth Gordon, his assistant the lovely Jennifer and their robot Thursday?

KiK2me Joined Sun 01/06/13 Posts: 8732	Wed 03/20/13 07:41 PM
You're not thinking of trying one of those anal probes or cavity searchs are you ? Cause WE are gonna have PROBLEMS if you do !

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48950	Wed 03/20/13 08:11 PM
You're not thinking of trying one of those anal probes or cavity searchs are you ? Cause WE are gonna have PROBLEMS if you do ! Those procedures are only performed on Uranus. Have you meet the 37th Defender of the Earth Gordon, his assistant the lovely Jennifer and their robot Thursday? Dude, if your life is a video game, then no amount of extraterrestrial technology can help you.

Juzbeecuzz Joined Sat 02/02/13 Posts: 43	Wed 03/20/13 08:20 PM
Do you have problems developing fur balls in your throat and if you do, what do you do to get rid of them???

KiK2me Joined Sun 01/06/13 Posts: 8732	Wed 03/20/13 08:43 PM
You're not thinking of trying one of those anal probes or cavity searchs are you ? Cause WE are gonna have PROBLEMS if you do ! Those procedures are only performed on uranus Better URanus than MIanus !

Winlei Joined Sat 01/26/13 Posts: 4048	Wed 03/20/13 10:46 PM
You're not thinking of trying one of those anal probes or cavity searchs are you ? Cause WE are gonna have PROBLEMS if you do ! Those procedures are only performed on uranus Better URanus than MIanus !

Winlei Joined Sat 01/26/13 Posts: 4048	Wed 03/20/13 10:46 PM
You're not thinking of trying one of those anal probes or cavity searchs are you ? Cause WE are gonna have PROBLEMS if you do ! Those procedures are only performed on uranus Better URanus than MIanus ! Wahaha. Funny kik

KiK2me Joined Sun 01/06/13 Posts: 8732	Thu 03/21/13 12:02 AM
Nice pictures Winlei !

MetalShadow6 Joined Thu 02/14/13 Posts: 924	Thu 03/21/13 08:27 AM
Dude, if your life is a video game, then no amount of extraterrestrial technology can help you. Do you have a problem with video games?

Solace84 Joined Mon 04/30/12 Posts: 322	Thu 03/21/13 08:31 AM
How sexy re you in bed....?

thatonepoet Joined Mon 02/25/13 Posts: 42	Thu 03/21/13 11:15 PM
I must say, when I made this topic it was a serious question. But without Dodo_David it wouldn't of went anywhere. I would like to thank you for continuing to give me something hilarious to read. I'm passing owership to you.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48950	Fri 03/22/13 07:46 PM
How sexy re you in bed....? That is for me to know and her to find out. Do you have a problem with video games? Of course not. Being stuck on Earth would make anyone want to escape from reality. Do you have problems developing fur balls in your throat and if you do, what do you do to get rid of them??? The hairball-in-the-throat problem is one that is experienced by the inhabitants of planet Catsrus (ruled by Morris the Finicky). Like all cat species, they lick themselves clean, which causes hair to build up in their throats. We Melmacians, however, bathe the same way that humans do. Also, we don't eat anything that hasn't been shaven first. The only fur ball that I have encountered lately is a cute little Filipina hamster who lurks in these forums whenever she is not masquerading as a human.

MetalShadow6 Joined Thu 02/14/13 Posts: 924	Sat 03/23/13 08:03 PM
What do you do when you come across Thundercats?

enkianu Joined Sat 03/23/13 Posts: 2	Sat 03/23/13 08:49 PM
I think I sat next to these guys at dinner tonight