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Topic: Is sex all men think about?
willing2's photo
Fri 02/01/13 12:16 PM

teebee79's photo
Sat 02/02/13 06:47 AM





rofl rofl FUNNY AS HELL!!!

OkiHeadDoctor's photo
Sun 02/03/13 08:23 PM


Long thread - my eyes now hurt.

Look, the Doctor will set you straight: MOST (not all - everyone's different!) men IMHO can easily separate sex and emotion. They are not bonded together as is the case with MOST women. "Most" meaning greater than 50% mind you. Maybe you fit that group, maybe you don't. Please don't flame me either way!

You may be able to catch a honey at the club/meeting spot, put a little alcohol in her to loosen the bond, and convince her by hook or by crook to share her goody-goodness with you. It won't be the same (definitely for her) than if she knew you, and you courted her the right way, and tilted her emotional side in your favor. If you perform the latter and share a special moment with THAT woman - done the latter way - the sex, no, the lovemaking will be pure magic.

Some of us men, because we're older, got cultured, were taught, whatever/etc, perform the latter and have hyper-wonderful-magical lovemaking and it IS better for all due to the emotional bond.

I'll share with you = I told my wife AND her special friend that I would have PREFERRED if they just had screwed! According to both of them, they didn't(?) They did, however, form that bond I was referring to. This was/is my extreme pain, and I am a little wiser in the process. No screw-ups for me next time...

So with all that, I think YES. Most (see earlier definition of the word) men DO think only about sex. But this it at certain times in their lives...

And on top of that, sometimes sex sex sex can lead or develop into to love! Arrrrgh - too complicated. This is why just sex CAN BE a good thing - it is fairly simple = Tab A goes into slot B, then C will come out (ha!)

Another reason I'm happy to stay single.
I suppose the men that separate sex from emotion can keep themselves away from me then :tongue: It wouldn't be so bad if the word "sex" wasn't used as an adjective to refer to a noun,...flesh and blood.


C'mon MWG, you can't mean that. Even the ultimate cynik (read: me) will admit that life is better when you are enjoying with someone you enjoy being with. I was just pointing out that some things are easier for dudes than with dudettes. I wasn't labeling it as acceptable either.

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Sun 02/03/13 10:04 PM
Well sex is always on my mind, bit that doesnt keep me from bigging real. i can b a real good friend and still think about sex. just because men think abput sex all the time dont mean that its stopping us from beimg gentalmen. w

Traumer's photo
Mon 02/04/13 12:35 PM


Just reading this thread makes me think about sex.
Sex on the bed, sex on the table, sandwich sex, sex from behind, sex standing up in a hammock, sex in the ice skating rink, sex on a crowded subway, sex in a plane and sex on a train.

Here some sex. There some sex. Everywhere, sex sex.

Sex to the left. Sex to the right. When I was young, I could sex all night.

Now that I'm old and grey, I can only sex once a day.

Whacka', whacka' whacka', goo!drool :banana: drool


The post above came from willing2, the quote box didn't show up.


rofl


:laughing: Very good! Have you put to music yet?:laughing:
Here's my take of the everlasting hunger for never enough sex by men which many females are convinced that all males hunger for; a parody of the Charge Of The Light Brigade that I wrote up some years back for an article on this very topic:
The Charge of the Sex Brigade

Half a block, half a block,
Half a block to go,
All into valleys of the dolls,
Ran the sexually crazed men,
"Forward For Sex!
Charge for them women!" one said;
Into their valleys of sex they charged.

"Forward the Sex Brigade!"
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho' the sex-crazed men knew,
as they had a woman seen;
Theirs not to make a reply'
Theirs not able to reason why'
Theirs but to have sex til they die;
Into the women's valley they came,
These sexually crazed men!

Women to the right of them,
Women to the left of them,
Women in front of them
Yelled and screamed;
Storm'd with cheap gifts and stuffed animals,

Boldly went they where all men,
Have gone before,
Into her jaws of ecstasy,
Into her mouth of delight,
Ran the sexually crazed men.
Honour those valiant Sex Brigade men,
That everlasting thought;
That everlasting hunger of all known men...
Sex twenty four-seven until you're in Heaven...

mountainwatergirl's photo
Mon 02/04/13 01:17 PM
wow.... slaphead

JustANormalPerson's photo
Mon 02/04/13 02:23 PM
I would say dont drink and type but my best work comes when i drink. That and i would be a hypocrite for stating it.

And i was talking about apple juice you silly silly people. If yall aint thinking about sex its beer.


Mmmmm beer and sex aaaauuuggggghhhhhhh. happy

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