I think it's funny that a pumpkin would be orange. It's like copmaring apples with IBMs.

The green top: perhaps you were just having yourself a dead baby float, and it was past its due date. (this is using the remnants from an old joke I just unearthed in the anthropological digs in my mind.)

Lemme guess....

A.Prick?

This looks like a run-on sentence with several verbs and no punctuation.

This bird probably puts her left shoe on before her right, and she probably threads the eye of a needle over the thread, instead of theading the thread throught the eye of the needle.

hehe. A prick is as good as a pinch.

ive been on this site for a month now, and the problem im having is men putting up fake profile pics or pics that are years out of date, honesty goes along way in meeting someone. looks arnt essentail but if you cant even be honest about what you look like then how do people expect to find anyone? if your hiding that then it begs the question what else are you hiding and or being dishonest about? has anyone else had this problem? i have stated clearly on my profile genuion men only, but there seems to be alot of liers out there, is soooo fustrating!

Thanks for the heads up.

This is coming from an alleged damsel in distress who needs a knight in shining armor.

I'm relatively new here. A few months.I've viewed more profiles than I care to admit.I'm tired of that game and it has taken enough of my time. Have'nt experienced anyone using the same phrases and words,"boxed" answers as I call them. My "BEEF" is, when someone, (myself), takes the time to respond in writing to an individual,you may thing that manners are common. Aparently not. Very few have actually taken time to respond. I actually like RUDE people though.They remind me how not to be. :)

Hello. Yes I've suffered the same frustration.I spent over a week with a woman that appealed to me on many levels.We seemed to hit it off quite well. We e-mailed each morning and evening.Looking forward to the next letter.Until more current pics where introduced.Believe me or not I was feeling heart break knowing I had to end it. I felt lied to.Yes, we got along fantastic by e-mail but its how she hooked me in that bothered me so much.So,what else was she planning to reviel later? So,I'll say,I like deceptive people,they remind me how NOT to be. :)

LOL! Sassy is good and entertaining.lol.

I'm beginning to see the value in the forum.

I'm real!!

wait.. let me double check *pinches arm* OUCH! yup.. I'm REAL!

several of my friends on this site(whom I've met in person) can vouch that I am who I SAY I am!! however.. being active on the forums is what created those relationships!

Bootsy, you look cute, and beautiful, and sexy and demure, all at the same time!!

Well done.

I am sorry you've been having such a frustrating experience. Maybe better luck next time. just keep on dating those men, I am sure there is one diamond amoung the ruffians.

I'll be damned. That's what I was wondering...A lot of fake profiles on this site. Why do the admins let this go on? Is that how they make money?

Pretty much every one of the FEMALE profiles is fake! WTF?

NOPE, not this one!

this site has gotten a lot more boring over the years
in the beginning it was really good for a few laughs
there were a lot of colorful characters and playful repartee
and salacious innuendo

there were many borderline inappropriate pics
silly fake pics and outrageous exaggerations

now it is reduced to primarily pablum and many of the most exciting
and interesting personalities have moved on

i spend much less time here than i used to...still enjoy
running across old friends and making a few new ones but
much of what attracted me to the site and the people here
is gone with the reformulations and the loss of many of the
more stimulating conversationalists so to speak.

it's a shame really.

this site has gotten a lot more boring over the years
in the beginning it was really good for a few laughs
there were a lot of colorful characters and playful repartee
and salacious innuendo

there were many borderline inappropriate pics
silly fake pics and outrageous exaggerations

now it is reduced to primarily pablum and many of the most exciting
and interesting personalities have moved on

i spend much less time here than i used to...still enjoy
running across old friends and making a few new ones but
much of what attracted me to the site and the people here
is gone with the reformulations and the loss of many of the
more stimulating conversationalists so to speak.

it's a shame really.


Really? You mean I missed the good times? What a Jip!

yes thats right and why am i a damsel in distress?, because of being mucked around by people who cant even be honest enough about themselves to have a current real picture of themselves! question why are they hiding ? i dont judge people by how they look! but you can tell alot about a person by their face. women put honesty high up in their list of qualities they look for in a man, and im sure men do too!! so can i ask you why your profile pic is not even you?! are you hiding something?

Don't worry real people show there faces who aren't afraid of who they really are even if we sometimes get carried away with these topics. It's all about having fun and in that we might run into someone who is really attracted to us. That's why some of us are here.

I concur!