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| Topic: IT WAS SOMEBODY I BOINKED,,,,BUT WHO??? | |
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Then there was that time in Roberta's car. Where we both had drunk sex. :P Mind you, i'm not a man. So...........  I still drool on the photographs!  Uh, who was the photographer? |
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Then there was that time in Roberta's car. Where we both had drunk sex. :P Mind you, i'm not a man. So........... I still drool on the photographs! Uh, who was the photographer? No problem, it was  I know SHOCKING!  Who would of thunk it?
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 And today on Springer..JERRY, JERRY, JERRY....  Well, hes GOT to be out there somewhere, but where? Maybe we'll find out today... this is what Johnnie had to say..  LUV2ROKNROLL??? ARE YOU SERIOUS??? Hoe, hoe, hoe, and I aint talkin about Christmas! *snicker* Heres what Dodo had to say..  I keep telling you humans, that Malmacian babies are cute, and THAT BABY looks like the north end of a horse walking south!  SHUT THE HELL UP DODO, BEFORE I KICK YOUR MALMACIAN AZZ! Heres what Oldhippie had to say..  *Oldhippie whips out a gun, and points it at luv2roknroll* HOW MANY FRIGGEN TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU LUV, "DONT CONFUSE THE HIPPIE!!". *The show temporarily goes off the air* And we're back, and the D.N.A. results are back... In the case of Johnnie, YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER! COOL! Does that mean we can have sex again luv, no strings attatched?? hehehe. In the case of Dodo YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER! You humans are just plain stupid, and apparently pretty sleazy too! SHUT THE HELL UP DODO!! YOU WERENT SAYIN THAT WHEN YOU WERE ME!! In the case of Oldhippie YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER! I wasent really gonna kill you luv. Wanna come over tonight and till the sun comes up? DO WE REALLY HAVE TO KEEP LOOKING. THIS IS MY DAMN SHOW, AND I SAY WE THROW IN THE TOWEL, THIS IS JUST A BUNCH OF......................................... |
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And today on Springer..JERRY, JERRY, JERRY.... Well, hes GOT to be out there somewhere, but where? Maybe we'll find out today... this is what Johnnie had to say.. LUV2ROKNROLL??? ARE YOU SERIOUS??? Hoe, hoe, hoe, and I aint talkin about Christmas! *snicker* Heres what Dodo had to say.. I keep telling you humans, that Malmacian babies are cute, and THAT BABY looks like the north end of a horse walking south! SHUT THE HELL UP DODO, BEFORE I KICK YOUR MALMACIAN AZZ! Heres what Oldhippie had to say.. *Oldhippie whips out a gun, and points it at luv2roknroll* HOW MANY FRIGGEN TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU LUV, "DONT CONFUSE THE HIPPIE!!". *The show temporarily goes off the air* And we're back, and the D.N.A. results are back... In the case of Johnnie, YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER! COOL! Does that mean we can have sex again luv, no strings attatched?? hehehe. In the case of Dodo YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER! You humans are just plain stupid, and apparently pretty sleazy too! SHUT THE HELL UP DODO!! YOU WERENT SAYIN THAT WHEN YOU WERE ME!! In the case of Oldhippie YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER! I wasent really gonna kill you luv. Wanna come over tonight and till the sun comes up? DO WE REALLY HAVE TO KEEP LOOKING. THIS IS MY DAMN SHOW, AND I SAY WE THROW IN THE TOWEL, THIS IS JUST A BUNCH OF......................................... 
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Annnnnnnnnnnd to commercial...........
 "McCain Underware". Take control of your bladder today, no more embarrassing sneezes, coughs, or farts, because with "McCains", you can win the war, against leakage! "McCains Underware" Available at finer stores! *not available in Bum Phuck Egypt* |
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So, what was the result of Jerry Springer's DNA test, hmmmm?
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So, what was the result of Jerry Springer's DNA test, hmmmm? |
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Well it seems the line of men is dwindling (believe it or not). So I'm thinking if she had any hospital proceedures, maybe someone accidentally artificially insemenated her. Psssst... I see a good law suit there
 I still get 10% for lawyer's referral
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Jerry Springer got pre-empted to day because it was a busy arse, messed up, day!!
Word! |
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Edited by
Dodo_David
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Sat 05/19/12 05:58 PM
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Well it seems the line of men is dwindling (believe it or not). So I'm thinking if she had any hospital proceedures, maybe someone accidentally artificially insemenated her. Psssst... I see a good law suit there I still get 10% for lawyer's referral  Accidentally artificially insem . . . Are you suggesting that no man would intentionally . . . |
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Well it seems the line of men is dwindling (believe it or not). So I'm thinking if she had any hospital proceedures, maybe someone accidentally artificially insemenated her. Psssst... I see a good law suit there I still get 10% for lawyer's referral 
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Annnnnnnnnnnnnd to commercial...............
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Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd to commercial......................
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So I'm watching Maury Povich today and guess who shows up claiming to be carrying King Tuts baby????????
No wonder she doesn't want to go back to Bum Phuck Egypt. |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Sat 05/26/12 06:12 PM
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So I'm watching Maury Povich today and guess who shows up claiming to be carrying King Tuts baby???????? No wonder she doesn't want to go back to Bum Phuck Egypt. SHUT THE HELL UP MOWTOWN! I AM CARRYING KING TUTS BABY! FINALLY, IM GONNA GET ME SOME MONEY!! |
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So......It is King Tuts baby. Now that we've found out, we can finally go party. Except for Jerry cos he's too frail these days.
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So......It is King Tuts baby. Now that we've found out, we can finally go party. Except for Jerry cos he's too frail these days. Party! Party! Party! 
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Mon 05/28/12 04:03 PM
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So......It is King Tuts baby. Now that we've found out, we can finally go party. Except for Jerry cos he's too frail these days. |
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JERRY, JERRY, JERRY............. ~Happy Fathers Day~ to all of the "babies daddies".   Dont forget to send your child support!  Diapers arent free, ya know?  See you on the show!
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