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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Sun 04/29/12 09:44 AM
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Dayummm....I missed the part where he is a fellow Scottsman!!!! Ya just really have ta pay attention around here!!!! 
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The DNA officially proved it. It was immaculate conception! 
 I suppose this means I wont be getting any money. 
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And today on The Jerry Springer show... 
once AGAIN, we are back trying to find out who is the father of luv2roknroll's baby. 
This adorable child, just needs to know who his daddy is, and today we will once AGAIN, hope we find him. 
ONE OF YOU IS MY BABIES DADDY, AND YOU KNOW, PAMPERS AINT FREE!!! IM TIRED OF TRYING TO RAISE MY CHILD ALL ALONE. I DONT GET TO SHOP AT THE MALL OR NOTHING ANYMORE!! THIS SUCKS!! ITS TIME TO STEP UP AND TAKE THE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR CHILD, DAMNIT!!YOU PLAY, YOU PAY!! WHOEVER HE IS, NEEDS TO GIVE ME SOME MONEY........TODAY!! Heres what Albert had to say... 
Mannnnnnn. That aint my kid. So what, we had sex one time, and now shes trying to pin all this on me! What a crock! We dont even look alike!!! And heres what Koby had to say... 
Heyyyyyyy! There is like no wayyyy that kid is mine!!!LOOK AT THE HAIR!! We only hooked up once, at one of my gigs, and besides, I KNOW it aint mine, cause I wore a "Ziplock Sandwich Bag", when we did it!! What a lying hoe!!! And heres what Luis had to say... 
SO WHAT?? SO WHAT?? SHUT UP!! So it looks like me!! I DONT CARE DUDE, I still aint the daddy. Shes had more hands on her, then a knob on a door!! Get real luv2hookitup, IT COULD BE ANYONE!! Pfffffffffft.
So there you have it, and today we'll see if one of these men are the father of luv2roknroll's baby, when we reveal the D.N.A. tests that we took................................ *applause and commercial*  I will man up and accept full responsibility for Roberta`s and my "LOVE" child.
 Have a cigar!!!
Looks like theres a new player in the game today. Ed has just claimed responsibility for the "Love" child. Stay tuned for the exciting D.N.A. reports, and find out if it really is Ed's baby, or if hes just trying to spend more time with luv2roknroll. |
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Good thing mutant poodles can't procreate...yeah that's it.
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Ths is pretty much the reason I stick to masturbaion. (it keeps me off "Springer" and "Maury" and "The View". thats why you masterbate all the time.  
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.
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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........
She ain't my cousin...... Just sayin............ 
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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........... She ain't my cousin...... Just sayin............
I hear banjos playing.
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Edited by
jemare
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Sun 04/29/12 11:54 AM
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And today on The Jerry Springer show...
once AGAIN, we are back trying to find out who is the father of luv2roknroll's baby.
This adorable child, just needs to know who his daddy is, and today we will once AGAIN, hope we find him.
ONE OF YOU IS MY BABIES DADDY, AND YOU KNOW, PAMPERS AINT FREE!!! IM TIRED OF TRYING TO RAISE MY CHILD ALL ALONE. I DONT GET TO SHOP AT THE MALL OR NOTHING ANYMORE!! THIS SUCKS!! ITS TIME TO STEP UP AND TAKE THE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR CHILD, DAMNIT!!YOU PLAY, YOU PAY!! WHOEVER HE IS, NEEDS TO GIVE ME SOME MONEY........TODAY!! Heres what Albert had to say...
Mannnnnnn. That aint my kid. So what, we had sex one time, and now shes trying to pin all this on me! What a crock! We dont even look alike!!! And heres what Koby had to say...
Heyyyyyyy! There is like no wayyyy that kid is mine!!!LOOK AT THE HAIR!! We only hooked up once, at one of my gigs, and besides, I KNOW it aint mine, cause I wore a "Ziplock Sandwich Bag", when we did it!! What a lying hoe!!! And heres what Luis had to say...
SO WHAT?? SO WHAT?? SHUT UP!! So it looks like me!! I DONT CARE DUDE, I still aint the daddy. Shes had more hands on her, then a knob on a door!! Get real luv2hookitup, IT COULD BE ANYONE!! Pfffffffffft.
So there you have it, and today we'll see if one of these men are the father of luv2roknroll's baby, when we reveal the D.N.A. tests that we took................................ *applause and commercial* I will man up and accept full responsibility for Roberta`s and my "LOVE" child.
Have a cigar!!!
Looks like theres a new player in the game today. Ed has just claimed responsibility for the "Love" child. Stay tuned for the exciting D.N.A. reports, and find out if it really is Ed's baby, or if hes just trying to spend more time with luv2roknroll. Promise her anything to keep from being kicked to the curb.
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Is that a sheepguin?? 
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Mon 04/30/12 06:39 AM
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Looks like theres a new player in the game today. Ed has just claimed responsibility for the "Love" child.
Stay tuned for the exciting D.N.A. reports, and find out if it really is Ed's baby, or if hes just trying to spend more time with luv2roknroll. Promise her anything to keep from being kicked to the curb.
Omg, this thread is getting 
CRAZYYYYYYY! |
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Roberta......just cause I boinked you 6 times a day
 , 7 days a week , for almost eight month ..................I have no idea why you would say its mine.
Talk about jumping to conclusions........ 
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Roberta......just cause I boinked you 6 times a day , 7 days a week , for almost eight month ..................I have no idea why you would say its mine.
Talk about jumping to conclusions........
Your in line for a D.N.A. test anyways!
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Mon 04/30/12 08:05 AM
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JERRY, JERRY, JERRY!!.............. Today on the Springer show....
We've been desperately searching for the father to luv2's adorable baby, and even though we still dont know for sure...maybe... today THE EXCITING results of the D.N.A. tests, so stay tuned. *and to commercial* ATTENION: THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM. THIS IS ONLY A TEST. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep, beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep, beeeeeeeep, beeeeeeeeep, beeeeeeeeep. THIS CONCLUDES A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM. IF THIS HAD BEEN AN ACUTAL EMERGENY, YOU WOULD OF BEEN ADVISED WHERE THE NEAREST TALL BRIDGE IS, SO YOU COULD JUMP OFF IT. |
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Do you really think that the DNA "Expert" will be able to figure it all out by using this chart? Somehow I don't think his Walmart Pharmacy credentials will cut it
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Mon 04/30/12 08:17 AM
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And today on The Jerry Springer show...
once AGAIN, we are back trying to find out who is the father of luv2roknroll's baby.
This adorable child, just needs to know who his daddy is, and today we will once AGAIN, hope we find him.
ONE OF YOU IS MY BABIES DADDY, AND YOU KNOW, PAMPERS AINT FREE!!! IM TIRED OF TRYING TO RAISE MY CHILD ALL ALONE. I DONT GET TO SHOP AT THE MALL OR NOTHING ANYMORE!! THIS SUCKS!! ITS TIME TO STEP UP AND TAKE THE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR CHILD, DAMNIT!!YOU PLAY, YOU PAY!! WHOEVER HE IS, NEEDS TO GIVE ME SOME MONEY........TODAY!! Heres what Albert had to say...
Mannnnnnn. That aint my kid. So what, we had sex one time, and now shes trying to pin all this on me! What a crock! We dont even look alike!!! And heres what Koby had to say...
Heyyyyyyy! There is like no wayyyy that kid is mine!!!LOOK AT THE HAIR!! We only hooked up once, at one of my gigs, and besides, I KNOW it aint mine, cause I wore a "Ziplock Sandwich Bag", when we did it!! What a lying hoe!!! And heres what Luis had to say...
SO WHAT?? SO WHAT?? SHUT UP!! So it looks like me!! I DONT CARE DUDE, I still aint the daddy. Shes had more hands on her, then a knob on a door!! Get real luv2hookitup, IT COULD BE ANYONE!! Pfffffffffft.
So there you have it, and today we'll see if one of these men are the father of luv2roknroll's baby, when we reveal the D.N.A. tests that we took................................ *applause* JERRY, JERRY, JERRY....................... |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Mon 04/30/12 08:20 AM
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And we're back to reaveal the exciting D.N.A. test results. But first, heres what luv had to say.........
ONE OF YOU SUCKAS IS MY BABIES DADDY, AND ALL I KNOW IS IM GETTEN ME SOME MONEY....TODAY!!!
Ok, here we go, in the case of Albert YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!!!
TOLD YA BIOTCH!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! In the case of Koby YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!!! Now stay away from me hoe!! In the case of Luis
YOU ARE NOT THE BABIES FATHER!!
OH HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL TO THE NO!! SOMEONE IS GIVING ME SOME MONEY...NOW!!!
Stay tuned tomorrow to see more EXCITING D.N.A. results, as we search the entire country for luv2's babies daddy!! |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Mon 04/30/12 08:38 AM
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Today on the Springer Show................
Well, we are STILL searching for the father of luv2's beautiful baby. And as more men have stepped up and admitted that they were intimately involved with luv2, we have more players in the game. Heres what Achmed had to say 
I dont know what you are talking about? I only do virgins!! Heres what The Captain had to say 
IF MY WIFE EILEENA FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS CRAP, I AM SUING THIS SHOW! I TOLD YOU IM NOT THAT "THINGS" DADDY, DAMNIT!!! And heres what Ed had to say 
I already told you stupid a$$ people that its our "Love Child". IM THE DADDY! Now, lets get married luv2!!
Well lets find out what the D.N.A. had to say about all of this...the tests are in and....... In the matter of Achmed YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!
I told you, I only do virgins. Can I go now? In the case of The Captain YOU ARE NOT THE BABIES FATHER!
I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOO SUING THIS FRIGGEN SHOW!!! In the case of Ed YOU ARE NOT THE BABIES FATHER!
Ohhhhhhhhhh no way! You guys cheated on the test. ITS MY KID! I want a do over on the test!!
THIS IS COMPLETE BULLCHIT!! I NEED SOME MONEY!!!
And that is strike 6!! Stay tuned tomorrow, for more exciting D.N.A. test results, as we STILL search for luv2's babies daddy! JERRY, JERRY, JERRY............................................ |
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"Oh, Luv2roknroll, I'm back in town! I'm sorry that I had to leave you 9 months ago, but... Wait. What do you mean that I must take a DNA test?" |
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 You mean thats why i was called here cause someone told me you may have our Cyclops baby here i want a D.N.A. test too Luv2roknroll was around 9 months ago too   kind of looks like me wow :)
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