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Topic: IT WAS SOMEBODY I BOINKED,,,,BUT WHO???
luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 05/03/12 10:37 AM
I think luv should have a talk with her plumber... luv2 calling her plumber* Hey babe, No, my sinks are fine.... hey, you remember that time you fixed more than just my sink for me?...............

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Thu 05/03/12 06:33 PM
This has been easily the best thread in the entire history of Mingle2. And I say so not only because I got off scott free and still get to keep all my dollars. Both of them. And that picture of Luv2, leaning forward, and screaming... is priceless. So very Springeresque of his guests. Whoever it was who put the montages together and first found the pictures, is a genius. Should get a job in a major studio in Hollywood as continuity officer or something. "And the Oscar for best continuity nazi goes to..."

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48950	Thu 05/03/12 07:22 PM
Sign Wux up for a DNA test, too.

Cheer_up Joined Tue 11/02/10 Posts: 3269	Thu 05/03/12 09:05 PM Edited by Cheer_up on Thu 05/03/12 09:08 PM
once AGAIN, we are back trying to find out who is the father of luv2roknroll's baby. Luv the doctor didn't tell you they snuck 1 of the baby's out of you and took off you had TWINS!!!!!!!!! i brought your other baby back to you dear here ........ MOMMY LUV goo goo ga ga

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luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Fri 05/04/12 02:45 AM
This has been easily the best thread in the entire history of Mingle2. And I say so not only because I got off scott free and still get to keep all my dollars. Both of them. And that picture of Luv2, leaning forward, and screaming... is priceless. So very Springeresque of his guests. Whoever it was who put the montages together and first found the pictures, is a genius. You heard the man...im a genius! "And the Oscar for best continuity nazi goes to..."

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Fri 05/04/12 02:50 AM
Luv the doctor didn't tell you they snuck 1 of the baby's out of you and took off you had TWINS!!!!!!!!! MOMMY LUV goo goo ga ga OMFG! Ive fallen and I cant get up,,, LITERALLY!!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Fri 05/04/12 02:51 AM


Rawrr_Girl Joined Sun 10/04/09 Posts: 4431	Fri 05/04/12 03:00 AM
Still thinking you missed a few people out. What about the milkman, the window cleaner, and the postman? Oh and the electrician?

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Fri 05/04/12 06:56 AM Edited by luv2roknroll on Fri 05/04/12 06:58 AM
Still thinking you missed a few people out. What about the milkman, the window cleaner, and the postman? Oh and the electrician? Dont forget the waiter, and the bartender, the cook, and the male stripper, and that guy at Burger King, and his brother...LOL, JUST KIDDING! Even im not THAT bad!! Oh, and.........................

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Fri 05/04/12 11:12 AM
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luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 05/08/12 01:30 PM
Springer will be seen again tomorrow, at its regularly scheduled time.

machug Joined Sun 09/04/11 Posts: 6601	Tue 05/08/12 02:21 PM
Hey Kitten...Try flashing this! No, I mean up in the sky!! LOL

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Tue 05/08/12 02:29 PM
I've solved the puzzle! What kind of prize do I get?

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48950	Tue 05/08/12 02:36 PM
I've solved the puzzle! What kind of prize do I get? Did he take a DNA test, too?

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Tue 05/08/12 02:37 PM
As long as I get my prize first!

JOHNN111 Joined Wed 05/13/09 Posts: 9273	Tue 05/08/12 02:40 PM


luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 05/09/12 12:51 PM


luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 05/09/12 12:52 PM Edited by luv2roknroll on Wed 05/09/12 12:54 PM
Hey Kitten...Try flashing this! No, I mean up in the sky!! LOL Are you insinuating that my child is part bat? Well, there was that one time, when Robin was visiting his grandma, and my BattyBooBear called me up, and invited me over, and ohhhhhhh baby, we.............................................................

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 05/09/12 12:57 PM Edited by luv2roknroll on Wed 05/09/12 12:58 PM
I've solved the puzzle! What kind of prize do I get? YOU AINT GETTIN NOTHING! THATS MY OTHER BABIES DADDY YOU CLOD! NOW, GIMME SOME MONEY FOR BEING WRONG!!!!