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| Topic: IT WAS SOMEBODY I BOINKED,,,,BUT WHO??? | |
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Hes my, little,,,,,,,,, ummmmmmmmm, welllllll, errrrrrrr, ball of sunshine. You can go to hell, ya know, for lying Roberta. Shut up! Just sayin,,,,,geez. Ball of sunshine? That's no ball of sunshine. This is a ball of sunshine:  |
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*Slowly backs out of the room before anybody tries throwing my name into the hat....*
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Too funny!!
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I think its JERRY'S lolllllllllllll
 looks more like him  JERRY JERRY JERRY to funny the Jerry springer show 
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I resent the insinuation that I have been playing around with luv2roknroll just like male humans do.
The only playtime that luv2roknroll and I had together involved this:  . She won, by the way. 
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I think its JERRY'S lolllllllllllll looks more like him JERRY JERRY JERRY to funny the Jerry springer show Maybe it's Maury's? |
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Edited by
Cheer_up
on
Sat 04/28/12 09:34 PM
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 ...JERRY SAYS ....Well if its mind i may let him take over the show later in life i can man up ..................Crowd screams JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY LOLLLLLLLL 1 Girl in the crowd flashes boobs cause she wants a necklace lolllllllllllllllllllll 
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Edited by
Cheer_up
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Sat 04/28/12 09:37 PM
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I think its JERRY'S lolllllllllllll looks more like him JERRY JERRY JERRY to funny the Jerry springer show Maybe it's Maury's?  
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Sat 04/28/12 09:57 PM
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OK NOW NOW i was called here i want a D.N.A. Test before i say that lovely kid is mine Luv looks like you had so many other guys dam i sure it is 1 of theirs we only did it around 100 times but i used condom sense but i sorry if i broke a few condoms lolllllllllll thats why i was called here It was 112 times to be exact. JERRY SAYS....but darn luv you should of just had a gang bang then hide and seek all these guys but we will find whos it is LOLLLLLLLLLL JERRY JERRY JERRY ! crowd screams you sure its not yours Jerry ....... JERRY Laughs and said i only saw her and had her 3 times at her bar in the washroom who told  .....haha guy in the crowd saw you in the bar there and heard her scream JERRY JERRY JERRY LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Gangbang!  Hmmmmmm, wait let me think about that.  
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  Well like Koby says... better that I have one GREAT one, then 2 REALLY BAD ones! 
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I think its JERRY'S lolllllllllllll looks more like him JERRY JERRY JERRY to funny the Jerry springer show Maybe it's Maury's? The list of who HASENT, would be shorter.
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I resent the insinuation that I have been playing around with luv2roknroll just like male humans do. The only playtime that luv2roknroll and I had together involved this: . She won, by the way. but we play it "Strip Alf Game!!". Tell the truth now Dodo. 
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How did i miss THIS episode? Gonna have to watch the repeat of it now.
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How did i miss THIS episode? Gonna have to watch the repeat of it now. so no worries. (Hey, it was a busy month!)  |
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Dayummm....I missed the part where he is a fellow Scottsman!!!!
Ya just really have ta pay attention around here!!!! |
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The DNA officially proved it. It was immaculate conception!
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Well like Koby says... better that I have one GREAT one, then 2 REALLY BAD ones! All the attention focused on one...no jealousy involved  
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Edited by
rara777
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Sun 04/29/12 05:07 AM
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 And today on The Jerry Springer show... once AGAIN, we are back trying to find out who is the father of luv2roknroll's baby.  This adorable child, just needs to know who his daddy is, and today we will once AGAIN, hope we find him.  ONE OF YOU IS MY BABIES DADDY, AND YOU KNOW, PAMPERS AINT FREE!!! IM TIRED OF TRYING TO RAISE MY CHILD ALL ALONE. I DONT GET TO SHOP AT THE MALL OR NOTHING ANYMORE!! THIS SUCKS!! ITS TIME TO STEP UP AND TAKE THE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR CHILD, DAMNIT!!YOU PLAY, YOU PAY!! WHOEVER HE IS, NEEDS TO GIVE ME SOME MONEY........TODAY!! Heres what Albert had to say...  Mannnnnnn. That aint my kid. So what, we had sex one time, and now shes trying to pin all this on me! What a crock! We dont even look alike!!! And heres what Koby had to say...  Heyyyyyyy! There is like no wayyyy that kid is mine!!!LOOK AT THE HAIR!! We only hooked up once, at one of my gigs, and besides, I KNOW it aint mine, cause I wore a "Ziplock Sandwich Bag", when we did it!! What a lying hoe!!! And heres what Luis had to say...  SO WHAT?? SO WHAT?? SHUT UP!! So it looks like me!! I DONT CARE DUDE, I still aint the daddy. Shes had more hands on her, then a knob on a door!! Get real luv2hookitup, IT COULD BE ANYONE!! Pfffffffffft. So there you have it, and today we'll see if one of these men are the father of luv2roknroll's baby, when we reveal the D.N.A. tests that we took................................ *applause and commercial*  I will man up and accept full responsibility for Roberta`s and my "LOVE" child.  Have a cigar!!!
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Good thing mutant poodles can't procreate...yeah that's it.
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Ths is pretty much the reason I stick to masturbaion. (it keeps me off "Springer" and "Maury" and "The View".
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