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Topic: LUV2'S NEIGHBORHOOD BAR...GRAND OPENING! - part 3
luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 05/08/12 01:52 PM
Ummm, I have a needle phobia luv! They make me soft in the knees... Then how do you handle looking at your penis everyday?? *Luv2 runs*

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Tue 05/08/12 02:10 PM
See luv. See luv run. Run, luv, run! See hippie. With axe to grind...

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Tue 05/08/12 02:41 PM
Hey, Luv! While you are running away, use a pie to lure the "pole dancer" away from the bar. She is blocking the front door, and nobody can get in.

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Wed 05/09/12 07:12 AM
Hey, Luv! While you are running away, use a pie to lure the "pole dancer" away from the bar. She is blocking the front door, and nobody can get in. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 05/09/12 12:36 PM Edited by luv2roknroll on Wed 05/09/12 12:37 PM
Hey, Luv! While you are running away, use a pie to lure the "pole dancer" away from the bar. She is blocking the front door, and nobody can get in. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! QUIT HATIN YALL! *"Skinny" starts singing* Im, too sexy for my pole, too sexy for my pole, too sexy for my, im too sexyyyyyyy!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 05/09/12 12:37 PM
See luv. See luv run. Run, luv, run! See hippie. With axe to grind...

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Wed 05/09/12 03:38 PM
Hey, Hippie! After you grind your axe, use it cut down the pole. Maybe then the pole dancer will leave and stop blocking the front door to the bar.

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Wed 05/09/12 05:18 PM
Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its damn hard to get in the door with that tub O sh-t in the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Wed 05/09/12 05:27 PM
Perhaps the pole dancer is needing a ride. Certainly we can hire a tow truck for her.

jemare Joined Fri 04/24/09 Posts: 2105	Wed 05/09/12 09:12 PM Edited by jemare on Wed 05/09/12 09:13 PM
>>>>>> Walks in, hears everyone laughing and whistles LOUDLY so that everyone gets quiet and turns to stare at her Hey guys... Why is Luv running down the street with a pie in her hand and OH52 not far behind her carrying an ax and screaming "here's Johnny"? Oh yea... the pole dancer seems to be chasing them both on a bike Can someone get me a drink please?

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Thu 05/10/12 05:16 AM
just glad to have the bar back.........................

Kahurangi Joined Thu 04/26/12 Posts: 1970	Thu 05/10/12 05:48 AM
Can someone get me a drink please? Shux Boone...is that you back in your hey day?

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Thu 05/10/12 06:37 AM


oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Thu 05/10/12 05:45 PM
OK, I go chasing luv2 and the deranged people sneak in past the absentee pole dancer. whack! whack! (So much for the pole, and I feel better now having whacked off)

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Thu 05/10/12 06:49 PM
. . . I feel better now having whacked off . . . Me, too.

jemare Joined Fri 04/24/09 Posts: 2105	Thu 05/10/12 07:32 PM
I didn't hear anyone warn us with "timmmmmmber" did you?

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Thu 05/10/12 07:41 PM
I didn't hear anyone warn us with "timmmmmmber" did you? When that pole dancer falls, you don't yell "timmmmmmber". Instead, you yell "Earthquake!"

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Thu 05/10/12 07:54 PM
I didn't hear anyone warn us with "timmmmmmber" did you? When that pole dancer falls, you don't yell "timmmmmmber". Instead, you yell "Earthquake!" We're in a bar, it should be "liquor tsunami!"

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Thu 05/10/12 08:02 PM
I didn't hear anyone warn us with "timmmmmmber" did you? When that pole dancer falls, you don't yell "timmmmmmber". Instead, you yell "Earthquake!" We're in a bar, it should be "liquor tsunami!" Uh, "liquor" is not something that I would say in reference to that pole dancer. * * * * * * Alcohol would probably be bad for her health.

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Thu 05/10/12 08:09 PM
After stuffing her with pie we're worried about her health? At least save the liquor bottles on the shelf from breaking!