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Topic: LUV2'S NEIGHBORHOOD BAR...GRAND OPENING! - part 3
Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48950	Wed 05/02/12 04:33 PM
Oh good! Luv finally hired another barmaid.

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Wed 05/02/12 08:14 PM
Oh waitress, I'll take two jugs. I mean, mugs, or beer thank you.

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Thu 05/03/12 04:54 AM
Oh waitress, I'll take two jugs. I mean, mugs, or beer thank you. Oh my god Hippie ........yer killing me!!!!!!!!!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 05/03/12 08:09 AM
Oh good! Luv finally hired another barmaid. Arrrrrrrrrr! I dont like her! Can I kill her Jade??

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 05/03/12 08:11 AM Edited by luv2roknroll on Thu 05/03/12 08:13 AM
Oh good! Luv finally hired another barmaid. Arrrrrrrrrr! I dont like her! Can I kill her Jade?? Bloodthirsty, honey. We aint a hiring anyone else here, we cant afford it, but she can drink here all she wants! And no, ya cant kill her. *Jade shakes her head* That Bloodthirsty is sooo darn cute, always wanting to kill someone, and all. giggle, giggle

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Thu 05/03/12 08:26 AM
I'll take some of bloodthirsty's boobs too! I'm an equal opportunity feel-you-upper.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 05/03/12 08:32 AM
I'll take some of bloodthirsty's boobs too! I'm an equal opportunity feel-you-upper. Arrrrrrrrrrrr! Prepare to die Hippie!! Ummmmmmmmmm Hippie. I dont rightly recommend flirting with Bloodthirsty.

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Thu 05/03/12 08:33 AM
But she has her mouth open!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 05/03/12 08:35 AM
But she has her mouth open! Arrrrrrrr! Did ya hear that Jade?? Im killen him!!

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Thu 05/03/12 08:40 AM
Bloodthirsty! Geez, I just wanted to insert my, ummm, tongue. Yeah, that's it, I wanted a kiss. I'm in with you and that open orifice.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48950	Thu 05/03/12 10:26 AM
Oh good! Luv finally hired another barmaid. Arrrrrrrrrr! I dont like her! Can I kill her Jade?? Someone is jealous of the new girl. Oh, and the new girl was just substituting for an absent employee. So, we won't be able to enjoy her jugs. * * * * * * * * * * We will have to buy our own.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 05/03/12 10:41 AM
Arrrrrrrrrr! I dont like her! Can I kill her Jade?? Someone is jealous of the new girl. Arrrrrrrr! I aint jealous of no one. I just hate her and want to kill her, thats all!!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 05/03/12 10:43 AM
Bloodthirsty! Geez, I just wanted to insert my, ummm, tongue. Yeah, that's it, I wanted a kiss. I'm in with you and that open orifice. Hippie, if you dont shut up, ima let Bloodthirsty kill you!

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Thu 05/03/12 11:33 AM


oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Thu 05/03/12 12:52 PM
Bloodthirsty! Geez, I just wanted to insert my, ummm, tongue. Yeah, that's it, I wanted a kiss. I'm in with you and that open orifice. Hippie, if you dont shut up, ima let Bloodthirsty kill you! It's your fault Jade! I'm sitting here dying of thirst, having delusions and hallucinations and minding my own bees wax!

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48950	Thu 05/03/12 03:58 PM
Hippie has bees wax? I thought that only bees had bees wax. Sigh! I still have much to learn about you humans.

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Thu 05/03/12 05:22 PM
Hippie has bees wax? I thought that only bees had bees wax. Sigh! I still have much to learn about you humans. Yes my bees wax is feeling boobs. Like I said, I'm equal opportunity (for ladies only) feel-you-upper. Not unlike a fix-you-upper.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48950	Thu 05/03/12 06:31 PM
Yes my bees wax is feeling boobs. This is beeswax: Perhaps you mean that your beeswax is shaped like boobs.

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Thu 05/03/12 07:03 PM
Yes my bees wax is feeling boobs. This is beeswax: Perhaps you mean that your beeswax is shaped like boobs. Don't try to confuse the hippie.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48950	Thu 05/03/12 07:11 PM
Yes my bees wax is feeling boobs. This is beeswax: Perhaps you mean that your beeswax is shaped like boobs. Don't try to confuse the hippie. I'm sorry. Perhaps you mean that you feel boobs while taking a shower.