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| Topic: LUV2'S NEIGHBORHOOD BAR...GRAND OPENING! - part 3 | |
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ATTENION:I can no longer individually respond to each post on this thread, because your ALL too damn friggen funny!!
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ATTENION:I can no longer individually respond to each post on this thread, because your ALL too damn friggen funny!!
Oh oh! We broke the bar owner. 
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Fri 05/11/12 08:40 AM
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Yall went and scared away our "workin for pie" pole dancer, and ya cut down the pole! 
Fine! *Jade starts doing "The Funky Chicken"* I guess this is gonna have to be yall's entertainment now! *giggle, giggle* |
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Hey! Ill dance for slop! Chit! Move over.... 
What the hell am I doing? I dont have time for this! 
Hi, im Geraldine, and I came to apply for the "pole dancer" position. I couldnt help it, "The devil made me do it!". |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Fri 05/11/12 09:00 AM
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"I cant believe its not butter", oh wait, this is no commercial. I will dance for you...for "I Cant Believe Its Not Butter", on my buns! 
I can outdance all of you! Watch me shake my azz! 
You guys need some naked puzzy?? 
Do you hire monkeys?
Have you ever been in here before? You look REALLY familiar! |
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Luv, someone is here to try out for the dancing job.
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhh Sheet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here comes the big one Ethel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grabs my chest.................. 
what way to go!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhh Sheet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here comes the big one Ethel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grabs my chest..................
what way to go!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't worry, boonedoggy61. The bar has a nurse who will revive you. She used to work for a surgeon (until a certain miscommunication incident took place). 
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See! The nurse revived bonedoggy61. However, I wonder if he can still sire children.
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See! The nurse revived bonedoggy61. However, I wonder if he can still sire children. Hell no ya goof ball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am an old man!!!!!!!  
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Luv, someone is here to try out for the dancing job.
 
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Luv, someone is here to try out for the dancing job.
If I had her number, then would I be hanging around here? |
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Well there's that dang matchstick! Do you know how much trouble it is to scroll past that ^^^^ blonde up there? Blasted hard, my hand started jerking or something.
Now where's Jade, after that near death experience I need a shot of tequila. |
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Luv, someone is here to try out for the dancing job.
I don`t have her number, butt DAMNNNNNNN!!! My tongue would like to help her out.
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Would someone please go get a mop. There are puddles of saliva on the floor.
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Luv, I installed the new signs in the restrooms like you asked me to.
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