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Topic: LUV2'S NEIGHBORHOOD BAR...GRAND OPENING! - part 3
Rawrr_Girl Joined Sun 10/04/09 Posts: 4431	Sun 05/06/12 04:07 AM
We've been a thinkin about maybe get us a pole dancer in here, and if we do, we WILL charge a cover charge to cover her up... cause we gonna hire her to dance.. All she wants for payment is pie, so we figure, we could make a bundle, depending on how many of them there pies she puts away a day. At least she seems easy to please. Paying with pie. That means you get to saveall that money. Don't go spending it all at once. :P

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Sun 05/06/12 05:40 AM


Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48928	Sun 05/06/12 09:35 AM
Well, since the "pole" dancer can't fit through the front door, the only pole that she'll be dancing around is the light pole at the street corner.

jemare Joined Fri 04/24/09 Posts: 2105	Sun 05/06/12 09:45 AM
I don't know about this.... these were what was left of her practice poles

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48928	Sun 05/06/12 02:04 PM
I'm going to need a drink before this is all over.

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Sun 05/06/12 04:04 PM
Oh Jade! Can I puh-leeze have a drink? And one for the mutated malmecian kitty too.

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Mon 05/07/12 06:44 AM
Gimmie one too Jade!!!!! its on hippie........

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48928	Mon 05/07/12 02:30 PM
If hippie is buying, then make mine a double.

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Mon 05/07/12 05:59 PM
If hippie is buying, then make mine a double. Don't mind him, he's had too much catnip!

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Mon 05/07/12 06:34 PM


oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Tue 05/08/12 01:04 AM
Don't mind him, he hasn't enough flame retardant!

jemare Joined Fri 04/24/09 Posts: 2105	Tue 05/08/12 09:50 AM
Don't mind him, he has that big Texas Mingle Meet on his mind

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Tue 05/08/12 10:32 AM


luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 05/08/12 10:49 AM
I don't know about this.... these were what was left of her practice poles I just got here, and im already on the floor! You guys are too much!!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 05/08/12 10:50 AM
Don't mind him, he has that big Texas Mingle Meet on his mind What big Texas Mingle meet???

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Tue 05/08/12 11:10 AM Edited by oldhippie1952 on Tue 05/08/12 11:10 AM
The one outside of Houston on the 18th thru 21st! Edit: Right after my surgery on the 17th!

jemare Joined Fri 04/24/09 Posts: 2105	Tue 05/08/12 11:17 AM
OH52, I didn't know about your upcoming surgery.... Hope everything goes smoothly and gives you the outcome you want

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Tue 05/08/12 11:28 AM
Other than the needles everything will be okay, doctor is sure it is benign. Thanks!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 05/08/12 12:12 PM Edited by luv2roknroll on Tue 05/08/12 12:13 PM
Other than the needles everything will be okay, doctor is sure it is benign. Thanks! Ehhhhhhh, the needles aint crap babe! They wanted to put my chemo port right on my dragon tattoo on my chest, and I told them to, "go blow chunks', and did a year of chemo with needles everytime, and now I have to get labs constantly. Just go to your happy place when they poke you, so for you that would mean, just think about masterbation.

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Tue 05/08/12 12:47 PM
Ummm, I have a needle phobia luv! They make me soft in the knees...