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msharmony
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Fri 02/24/12 12:39 AM
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What if your pants really DID catch fire when you told a lie?
What if your feelings really did appear (Written)all over your face? |
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I'd always be wearing boxers..
..and a mask. xD |
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..and so would all our government officials. :O
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What if your face really did freeze in the middle of that big ugly cry?
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I'd always be wearing boxers.. ..and a mask. xD  |
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I'd always be wearing boxers.. ..and a mask. xD Just to clarify. Flame-retarded (whatever that word is) Boxers. xD |
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I'd always be wearing boxers.. ..and a mask. xD Just to clarify. Flame-retarded (whatever that word is) Boxers. xD I believe you were looking for flame-retardant. I on the other hand, I will take the retarded boxers. 
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Just to clarify. Flame-retarded (whatever that word is) Boxers. xD I believe you were looking for flame-retardant. I on the other hand, I will take the retarded boxers. Yes, yes. Those. xD |
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what if your eyes really did freeze crossed ?
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What if your ears really did turn red or burn if someone was talking about you...
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What if your ears really did turn red or burn if someone was talking about you... ..mine do. :O Well, they don't burn.. but redness, yes. |
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I knew someone, who, every time they lied,
their right eyebrow went up. Might as well have been pants on fire. It was all I could do not to laugh when it happened. Like a siren going off :-) So, I tell them about it, eventually. Then, they covered their eyebrow every time they lied! hahaha |
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What if your face really did freeze in the middle of that big ugly cry? ouch,,,,,lol |
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What if your ears really did turn red or burn if someone was talking about you... the celebrities and politicians would be deaf by now,,,, |
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None of this applies to me. I'm a terrible liar and I live in my feelings.
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What if your pants really DID catch fire when you told a lie? What if your feelings really did appear (Written)all over your face? Well, my pants have never got fire but when I lie; its real easy to see it in my face. I can't even look a person in the eye when I lie. I make a lousy liar. |
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Wouldn't bother me at all. I have zero reason to lie.
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My feelings do show on my face, even when I'm trying to hide them and think I've been successful. At my wedding, one of the gifts was a set of wine goblets. The photo of me opening them shows my true feeling, that they were the ugliest things I'd ever seen in my life. I felt so sorry for the person who gave them to us when I saw that photo. I had no idea. :(
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What if your ears really did turn red or burn if someone was talking about you... the celebrities and politicians would be deaf by now,,,, I'd make it my purpose to ridicule Bush everyday of my life then.  
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None of this applies to me. I'm a terrible liar and I live in my feelings. I always thought I was a gifted liar, but I have been disabused of that notion too many times. Nearly everyone that knows me at all can read my expressions and body language entirely too easily. I've tried to cultivate a better "poker face" for business dealings, but the majority of the clients I work with tell me they prefer my bluntness. I also find that being honest and direct saves a hell of a lot of time. |
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