Topic: What If?
winterblue56's photo
Fri 02/24/12 02:57 PM
You keep sticking your tongue out like that and it's going to fall off!

Sin_and_Sorrow's photo
Fri 02/24/12 03:14 PM

You keep sticking your tongue out like that and it's going to fall off!


:O

My future girl would not be happy :(

Jenni30's photo
Fri 02/24/12 03:21 PM
That would be a horrible thing ;) lol

Totage's photo
Fri 02/24/12 03:26 PM

What if your pants really DID catch fire when you told a lie?


What if your feelings really did appear (Written)all over your face?


I would be pantless and in the hospital. :P

Sin_and_Sorrow's photo
Fri 02/24/12 04:08 PM

That would be a horrible thing ;) lol


I can see where your mind is. :P

krupa's photo
Fri 02/24/12 04:12 PM
I speak bullschitt fluently.

I have convinced friends that John Wayne and Johnny Cash were gay lovers and the Beatles were Nazis.

HeadnHeart's photo
Fri 02/24/12 04:27 PM
We'll I can see that some people have definitely eaten some "watermelon seeds" laugh laugh

Jenni30's photo
Fri 02/24/12 04:36 PM


That would be a horrible thing ;) lol


I can see where your mind is. :P


Ohh pls like you werent thinking the exact same thought lol ;)

no photo
Fri 02/24/12 04:50 PM
What if we really did go blind, and grow hair on our palms?

no photo
Fri 02/24/12 06:35 PM

..and so would all our government officials. :O


no

they would be buck nekked
every last one

Seakolony's photo
Fri 02/24/12 06:49 PM
What if my give a dam was really broken?

cardspinner's photo
Fri 02/24/12 07:00 PM
how do u find a site to go one on one....or....ask for friendship......looks almost impossibe on this site...help me out if u can

cardspinner's photo
Fri 02/24/12 07:11 PM
let his boxers burn also.....mask ur ***...not ur heart....msharomy...email or touch me any time u like...cardspinner@msn.com...rest of the world......CHILL

cardspinner's photo
Fri 02/24/12 07:11 PM
let his boxers burn also.....mask ur ***...not ur heart....msharomy...email or touch me any time u like...cardspinner@msn.com...rest of the world......CHILL

wux's photo
Fri 02/24/12 08:10 PM

What if your pants really DID catch fire when you told a lie?


What if your feelings really did appear (Written)all over your face?


I would call the fire department before telling Mammy I never ate the last piece of the cheezecake in the panty.

I would only date illiterate people and psychiatrists (who would know anyway, so nothing's risked. And those professional mind readers are used to reading that sort of ugly, disgusting, dirty, triple-XXX rated stuff).

Sin_and_Sorrow's photo
Fri 02/24/12 08:11 PM



That would be a horrible thing ;) lol


I can see where your mind is. :P


Ohh pls like you werent thinking the exact same thought lol ;)


..okay, you win.. :O

wux's photo
Fri 02/24/12 08:15 PM

I speak bullschitt fluently.

I have convinced friends that John Wayne and Johnny Cash were gay lovers and the Beatles were Nazis.


I should have liked to see their faces when you told them the truth, that in actuality The Beatles were the only team to beat the Haarlem Globetrotters in basketball, and that Messieurs Wayne and Cash were the first American astronauts in the world to walk on the moon and ejaculate their rocks off on its surface.

RavenousSin's photo
Sat 02/25/12 12:09 AM
I'd stop wearing pants.

I mean, one little lie and my pants catch flame? Not risking it, no sir.

GotScreenstyle's photo
Sat 02/25/12 12:35 AM
don't have to worry about my boxers getting ruined because i freeball it most the week. anybody with a career in marketing might have to find alternative work. doesn't apply here.

my ex gf got me into the habit of shaving down there so again, i don't worry.

lie? i lied that i was happy my kid wants to go to school in new york as opposed to cal poly to study architecture.

pyxxie13's photo
Sat 02/25/12 09:14 AM
Well one things for sure... America would be a hilarious place to take a stroll in! laugh