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You keep sticking your tongue out like that and it's going to fall off!
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You keep sticking your tongue out like that and it's going to fall off! :O My future girl would not be happy :( |
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That would be a horrible thing ;) lol
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What if your pants really DID catch fire when you told a lie? What if your feelings really did appear (Written)all over your face? I would be pantless and in the hospital. :P |
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That would be a horrible thing ;) lol I can see where your mind is. :P |
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I speak bullschitt fluently.
I have convinced friends that John Wayne and Johnny Cash were gay lovers and the Beatles were Nazis. |
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We'll I can see that some people have definitely eaten some "watermelon seeds"
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That would be a horrible thing ;) lol I can see where your mind is. :P Ohh pls like you werent thinking the exact same thought lol ;) |
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What if we really did go blind, and grow hair on our palms?
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..and so would all our government officials. :O no they would be buck nekked every last one |
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What if my give a dam was really broken?
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how do u find a site to go one on one....or....ask for friendship......looks almost impossibe on this site...help me out if u can
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let his boxers burn also.....mask ur ***...not ur heart....msharomy...email or touch me any time u like...cardspinner@msn.com...rest of the world......CHILL
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let his boxers burn also.....mask ur ***...not ur heart....msharomy...email or touch me any time u like...cardspinner@msn.com...rest of the world......CHILL
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What if your pants really DID catch fire when you told a lie? What if your feelings really did appear (Written)all over your face? I would call the fire department before telling Mammy I never ate the last piece of the cheezecake in the panty. I would only date illiterate people and psychiatrists (who would know anyway, so nothing's risked. And those professional mind readers are used to reading that sort of ugly, disgusting, dirty, triple-XXX rated stuff). |
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That would be a horrible thing ;) lol I can see where your mind is. :P Ohh pls like you werent thinking the exact same thought lol ;) ..okay, you win.. :O |
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I speak bullschitt fluently. I have convinced friends that John Wayne and Johnny Cash were gay lovers and the Beatles were Nazis. I should have liked to see their faces when you told them the truth, that in actuality The Beatles were the only team to beat the Haarlem Globetrotters in basketball, and that Messieurs Wayne and Cash were the first American astronauts in the world to walk on the moon and ejaculate their rocks off on its surface. |
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I'd stop wearing pants.
I mean, one little lie and my pants catch flame? Not risking it, no sir. |
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don't have to worry about my boxers getting ruined because i freeball it most the week. anybody with a career in marketing might have to find alternative work. doesn't apply here.
my ex gf got me into the habit of shaving down there so again, i don't worry. lie? i lied that i was happy my kid wants to go to school in new york as opposed to cal poly to study architecture. |
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Well one things for sure... America would be a hilarious place to take a stroll in!
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