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Topic: MY BUTT CRACK HURTS!
Spidercmb Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 13137	Mon 01/23/12 12:27 PM
Yep, I've officially seen it all now. Have you seen a man eat his own head? No, butt before "Ron Jeremy" got so fat, he can suck his own That is not where I was going with that... Have you seen a man eat his own head?

Peacemon Joined Mon 01/16/12 Posts: 35	Mon 01/23/12 12:31 PM
this is the funniest post ever! hahahaha

heavenlyboy34 Joined Fri 07/04/08 Posts: 17348	Mon 01/23/12 12:50 PM
Im not sure where to put this, but its a question, that doesnt seem to belong anywhere else, so I put it here. I have recently started to wear thong (G-String)underware. Are they suppose to rub your butt crack raw, and cause you to, continually pull them out of your butt crack, thus, always looking like, your picking your butt crack, in public? Just askin? Send me a picture of the g-string caught in yer crack and I'll think of a way to fix it.

justme659 Joined Wed 10/03/07 Posts: 6144	Mon 01/23/12 12:59 PM
Roberta, I called my sister who wears those damn things always. She said that she had the same problem when first starting to wear them. You have to build up sort of like a callous on your crack. Then after the area toughens up you will never know that they are there. Oh God, I can't believe that I just typed that in an open forum. In the mean time I guess all you can do is "bare" through it and toughen up your crack.

iam4u Joined Fri 10/13/06 Posts: 30096	Mon 01/23/12 01:03 PM Edited by iam4u on Mon 01/23/12 01:04 PM
Roberta, I called my sister who wears those damn things always. She said that she had the same problem when first starting to wear them. You have to build up sort of like a callous on your crack. Then after the area toughens up you will never know that they are there. Oh God, I can't believe that I just typed that in an open forum. In the mean time I guess all you can do is "bare" through it and toughen up your crack. Are there EXERCISES FOR THAT? Mmmmmmmm,,I wonder,,if,,,nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,,never mind..

singmesweet Joined Mon 07/28/08 Posts: 26661	Mon 01/23/12 01:03 PM
If you have Soma near where you are, go there to buy underwear! They're my favorite.

Teditis Joined Sun 03/07/10 Posts: 3597	Mon 01/23/12 02:40 PM Edited by Teditis on Mon 01/23/12 02:42 PM
Im not sure where to put this, but its a question, that doesnt seem to belong anywhere else, so I put it here. I have recently started to wear thong (G-String)underware. Are they suppose to rub your butt crack raw, and cause you to, continually pull them out of your butt crack, thus, always looking like, your picking your butt crack, in public? Just askin? Thias subject is soooo beyond me I'm not sure that I should even offer... Yet you're so cool, I can't help it. My thought is, LUBRICATION. well, that's it. GL.

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21786	Mon 01/23/12 03:15 PM
Two words, Butt spackle.

Stargazzer250 Joined Mon 12/05/11 Posts: 202	Mon 01/23/12 03:23 PM
Trash it and go "Commando"

Teditis Joined Sun 03/07/10 Posts: 3597	Mon 01/23/12 03:33 PM
Trash it and go "Commando" Ah... here's wisdom.

mssilverfox Joined Sat 12/08/07 Posts: 10529	Mon 01/23/12 03:56 PM
This is one of the funniest topics I have read on here....I am "cracking up" BTW: I bought a pair of bikini panties once (a long time ago), caught my belly in the zipper...needless to say that was the last of the bikini's..

Teditis Joined Sun 03/07/10 Posts: 3597	Mon 01/23/12 04:02 PM
This is one of the funniest topics I have read on here....I am "cracking up" BTW: I bought a pair of bikini panties once (a long time ago), caught my belly in the zipper...needless to say that was the last of the bikini's.. Well, zippers deserve their own thread, haha.

Stargazzer250 Joined Mon 12/05/11 Posts: 202	Mon 01/23/12 04:14 PM
"...caught my belly in the zipper..." Should have gone 501 Button fly commando.

Optomistic69 Joined Mon 10/10/11 Posts: 5173	Mon 01/23/12 04:22 PM
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justme659 Joined Wed 10/03/07 Posts: 6144	Mon 01/23/12 06:18 PM
Two words, Butt spackle. Where can you find that? I know a few a holes that need a spackling.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 01/23/12 06:19 PM
Lov,,,I have given YOUR PROBLEM HERE,,all my minds attention,, and I HAVE A CURE.. Yes, a way to be, and live, comfortably, in a "G",You SEE? You simply NEED some BUTT-HOLE-WILLIES. WE can make a furtune with THEM,,Slide THEM on your BUTT STRING, and one for tho top, and one for below,,and there ya GO. One rides in your top groove and one in your bottom groove, tention holds the string out of your crack hole,,and POOF. No more BUTT CRACK HOLE FEELINGS THERE, Cause NOW their just like underware!!!!!! Sometimes,,I even AMAZE MYSELF SO,,,WHAT YA WAITING FOR,,GO GET THE PATENT!,,,, Then WALK with THAT WIGGLE and your GIGGLE, but W/O FEELING THAT LITTLE CRACK TICKLE!!!!!!!! BUTT-HOLE-WILLIES My hero! Your a freakin genius Terry! I expect thirty percent of all Royalties, after this become WORLD WIDE....and You may keep the seventy percent left.for you and Boogie... Gottcha!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 01/23/12 06:21 PM
ahahahahahahahahahahaha. you're doing it wrong. How can you put a string in your butt crack wrong? I am pulling them from my butt crack too. I feel your pain girl. Im sure this is not a good place to say this, but, damn you look hot in pink hair Navygirl! Aww, thank you dear. Do you think I should dye it that way permanently? Absolutely yes. You look smokin hot baby girl! You are one very kind lady. Thanks so much as I was feeling down and you cheered me up. Navy,,seldom do I give out personal thoughts of a person who isn't asking here,,,but ... To be real with you,,your very beautiful and any man should think and see that in you...Thats just REAL girl...and I know that. Because if I seen you somewhere in public,,I would be at a glance thinking,,damnnnnnn,,she's hot,,,SO,,,there ya go,, Aww, you are making me blush but thanks for the kind words. You make me feel special and I haven't felt that way for some time. I have had a rough couple of months and your kinds words as well as luv2rocknroll make me feel like there is light at the end of the tunnel. Thanks so much for giving me a reason to smile again. You should always smile Navygirl, your awesome, and your drop dead gorgeous! (Damn, she is so hot in uniform too!)

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 01/23/12 06:23 PM
ahahahahahahahahahahaha. you're doing it wrong. How can you put a string in your butt crack wrong? I am pulling them from my butt crack too. I feel your pain girl. Im sure this is not a good place to say this, but, damn you look hot in pink hair Navygirl! Aww, thank you dear. Do you think I should dye it that way permanently? Absolutely yes. You look smokin hot baby girl! You are one very kind lady. Thanks so much as I was feeling down and you cheered me up. Navy,,seldom do I give out personal thoughts of a person who isn't asking here,,,but ... To be real with you,,your very beautiful and any man should think and see that in you...Thats just REAL girl...and I know that. Because if I seen you somewhere in public,,I would be at a glance thinking,,damnnnnnn,,she's hot,,,SO,,,there ya go,, Aww, you are making me blush but thanks for the kind words. You make me feel special and I haven't felt that way for some time. I have had a rough couple of months and your kinds words as well as luv2rocknroll make me feel like there is light at the end of the tunnel. Thanks so much for giving me a reason to smile again. Its a shame that YOU,,don't see this,,or feel this from dudes who see you out and about..maybe,,slow down your pace,,and NOTICE THEM,,Noticing YOU,,,because,,they have to be there somewhere,,looking YOUR way,,as MEN,,are MEN,,,lol I'll go on to tell ya,,(I only speak truth,ok) every dude here who has seen your pic you run,,in the red mini skirt,,or dress? has,,thought,,,,,man,,,,if that was any shorter,,,WOW!!!! So as men DON'T always speak out and say what they feel or see in someone else here,,,TRUST ME,,,THEY'VE LOOKED,,and LIKED.. So,,again,,,just a man's view here thats honest and open to speak.. Have a great day,,and keep on being YOU... Well, again thank you for the kind words. I am not down because of that though; just sad for the suffering going on around me. Two friends dying, another friend is now dying because of alcohol abuse, and now my brother suffering from cancer. I am a strong woman but its been a tad hard on me. Awwwwwwwe, im sorry honey, I will put them all in my prayers. Remember people do survive cancer...im still here.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 01/23/12 06:25 PM
I am saving all my used dental floss for you. To make a new thong. Cinnamon flavored. Slippy slidey, just for you. Oooooooooo, ya know, thats a good way to get Gearhead to floss everyday!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 01/23/12 06:27 PM
I know I haven't got the answer for obvious reasons, but I see that no one is willing to take this on seriously. Perhaps you shouldn't have expected an honest answer because who ever does give you one is putting themselves out there to be the butt of alot of jokes. I dont expect anything when I make a post. Its just more stuff from the mind of luv2roknroll! Besides, no one could laugh any harder at anyone, than I do at myself, so I know no one is worried about being the BUTT, (hehe) of the joke.