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Topic: MY BUTT CRACK HURTS!
Spidercmb Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 13137	Sat 01/28/12 02:01 PM
C-C-C-Combo Breaker! Im still waiting for you, to tell me, what this means! Shy_Emo_chick made the same post three times in a row and I interrupted that.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 01/28/12 02:05 PM
C-C-C-Combo Breaker! Im still waiting for you, to tell me, what this means! Shy_Emo_chick made the same post three times in a row and I interrupted that. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! You should of bet me some money, on that one. I would have NEVER, figured it out!

boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Sat 01/28/12 08:36 PM
Come over and I'll give you a nice soothing ointment

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 01/29/12 10:56 AM Edited by luv2roknroll on Sun 01/29/12 10:56 AM
Come over and I'll give you a nice soothing ointment OMG, Like really, totally fer sure, fer sure, you will??? OMG, I will like totally, be over to your house, OMG, that is soooooooooo totally tripindicular of you, to like totally help me out, like OMG, fer sure, fer sure............

teadipper Joined Wed 10/19/11 Posts: 2732	Sun 01/29/12 02:17 PM
Im not sure where to put this, but its a question, that doesnt seem to belong anywhere else, so I put it here. I have recently started to wear thong (G-String)underware. Are they suppose to rub your butt crack raw, and cause you to, continually pull them out of your butt crack, thus, always looking like, your picking your butt crack, in public? Just askin? Roberta when I actually wear underwear it's what I wear. Try buying one size bigger. And look for ones bound with cotton or satin not like hard nylon. Loose is better than tight. Too tight is miserable.

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sun 01/29/12 03:06 PM
Terrie has got part of it Luv...... How to wear thong underwear comfortably, safely, and aesthetically pleasing..... The thong must be made of natural fiber only, the best choice is cotton, the only choice really...Avoid thong panties with lace trim, this will cause butt crack irritation which could lead to other, more serious, problems, especially if the chaffing results in a skin tear on or near the annal entry/exit area..... When purchasing your thong panties, try them on "Over" a tight fitting pair of jeans, if they fit, buy them...Once you put them on, minus the jeans of course, you will discover you have purchased the perfect size for your body.... Last, the proper way to wear a thong is to pull the sides of the thong up to the top of your hip bone creating a vee shape in the front...This results in an optical illusion which makes your appear thinner and more fit ...Doing this also results in a leaner, leggier, look (think French cut bathing suit) when you are making breakfast for the man you love while wearing your thong panties and a snug, very snug, tee shirt (men seem to prefer a white tee shirt)... Forget about the powders and ointments Kitten, men hate stuff like that!!...Once you begin enjoying the luxury of having your butt free it will only be a matter of time, maybe a month or two, before you decide to ditch the thongs and go without panties...it is very liberating.... Hope this helps......

Optomistic69 Joined Mon 10/10/11 Posts: 5173	Sun 01/29/12 03:11 PM
The best way to wear thongs from a mans view is back to front...

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sun 01/29/12 04:13 PM
The best way to wear thongs from a mans view is back to front...

Ghostrider2u Joined Thu 05/17/07 Posts: 6953	Sun 01/29/12 04:17 PM
Mix some plumbers butt crack spackle with some monkey butt powder and ..... apply generously!!!!! The thong won't bother ya.......... Anymore!!!!!! not a legal combination in: Bum Phuck Egypt

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 02/01/12 02:42 PM Edited by luv2roknroll on Wed 02/01/12 02:51 PM
Roberta when I actually wear underwear it's what I wear. Try buying one size bigger. And look for ones bound with cotton or satin not like hard nylon. Loose is better than tight. Too tight is miserable. I keep telling you guys they are NOT TOO TIGHT. Thats not the problem. The side straps are actually loose. If anything they are TOO BIG! You guys are talking to me like your talking to a retard,,,,, and IM NOT A......... well kinda, nevermind! Thank you Terry.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 02/01/12 02:47 PM Edited by luv2roknroll on Wed 02/01/12 02:48 PM
Terrie has got part of it Luv...... How to wear thong underwear comfortably, safely, and aesthetically pleasing..... The thong must be made of natural fiber only, the best choice is cotton, the only choice really...Avoid thong panties with lace trim, this will cause butt crack irritation which could lead to other, more serious, problems, especially if the chaffing results in a skin tear on or near the annal entry/exit area..... When purchasing your thong panties, try them on "Over" a tight fitting pair of jeans, if they fit, buy them...Once you put them on, minus the jeans of course, you will discover you have purchased the perfect size for your body.... Last, the proper way to wear a thong is to pull the sides of the thong up to the top of your hip bone creating a vee shape in the front...This results in an optical illusion which makes your appear thinner and more fit ...Doing this also results in a leaner, leggier, look (think French cut bathing suit) when you are making breakfast for the man you love while wearing your thong panties and a snug, very snug, tee shirt (men seem to prefer a white tee shirt)... Forget about the powders and ointments Kitten, men hate stuff like that!!...Once you begin enjoying the luxury of having your butt free it will only be a matter of time, maybe a month or two, before you decide to ditch the thongs and go without panties...it is very liberating.... Hope this helps...... OMG, you guys just do not read, do you. I have ALWAYS gone commando. I wanted to try the thongs to try something different. I did EXACTLY what you said, in getting the size right. And they are NOT TOO TIGHT, but the material is rough. And yes, I know how to wear a thong. I have never worn a bathing suit that was not a french cut thong, so I am familiar with that, so they are going up just right on the sides, and now that ive lost so much weight, I have hip bones for the thong to sit on. Thank you Leigh.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 02/01/12 02:49 PM
Mix some plumbers butt crack spackle with some monkey butt powder and ..... apply generously!!!!! The thong won't bother ya.......... Anymore!!!!!! not a legal combination in: Bum Phuck Egypt I say you do it insted, O.K?

Ghostrider2u Joined Thu 05/17/07 Posts: 6953	Wed 02/01/12 04:41 PM
Mix some plumbers butt crack spackle with some monkey butt powder and ..... apply generously!!!!! The thong won't bother ya.......... Anymore!!!!!! not a legal combination in: Bum Phuck Egypt I say you do it insted, O.K? Thanks..... But I'm tryin to..... Quit!!!!!!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 02/02/12 08:06 AM
Mix some plumbers butt crack spackle with some monkey butt powder and ..... apply generously!!!!! The thong won't bother ya.......... Anymore!!!!!! not a legal combination in: Bum Phuck Egypt I say you do it insted, O.K? Thanks..... But I'm tryin to..... Quit!!!!!! Yeah, thats what I thought.

heavenlyboy34 Joined Fri 07/04/08 Posts: 17348	Thu 02/02/12 09:10 AM
Hope your butt crack has healed nicely, luv!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 02/02/12 09:13 AM
Hope your butt crack has healed nicely, luv! Thanks, its all good now! I went back to commando, till I find some comfortable G-Strings.

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Thu 02/02/12 09:14 AM
Terrie has got part of it Luv...... How to wear thong underwear comfortably, safely, and aesthetically pleasing..... The thong must be made of natural fiber only, the best choice is cotton, the only choice really...Avoid thong panties with lace trim, this will cause butt crack irritation which could lead to other, more serious, problems, especially if the chaffing results in a skin tear on or near the annal entry/exit area..... When purchasing your thong panties, try them on "Over" a tight fitting pair of jeans, if they fit, buy them...Once you put them on, minus the jeans of course, you will discover you have purchased the perfect size for your body.... Last, the proper way to wear a thong is to pull the sides of the thong up to the top of your hip bone creating a vee shape in the front...This results in an optical illusion which makes your appear thinner and more fit ...Doing this also results in a leaner, leggier, look (think French cut bathing suit) when you are making breakfast for the man you love while wearing your thong panties and a snug, very snug, tee shirt (men seem to prefer a white tee shirt)... Forget about the powders and ointments Kitten, men hate stuff like that!!...Once you begin enjoying the luxury of having your butt free it will only be a matter of time, maybe a month or two, before you decide to ditch the thongs and go without panties...it is very liberating.... Hope this helps...... OMG, you guys just do not read, do you. I have ALWAYS gone commando. I wanted to try the thongs to try something different. I did EXACTLY what you said, in getting the size right. And they are NOT TOO TIGHT, but the material is rough. And yes, I know how to wear a thong. I have never worn a bathing suit that was not a french cut thong, so I am familiar with that, so they are going up just right on the sides, and now that ive lost so much weight, I have hip bones for the thong to sit on. Thank you Leigh. Your welcome .....And I do read....everything.... That's how I knew all this stuff about thong underwear....

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 02/02/12 09:32 AM Edited by luv2roknroll on Thu 02/02/12 09:35 AM
Terrie has got part of it Luv...... How to wear thong underwear comfortably, safely, and aesthetically pleasing..... The thong must be made of natural fiber only, the best choice is cotton, the only choice really...Avoid thong panties with lace trim, this will cause butt crack irritation which could lead to other, more serious, problems, especially if the chaffing results in a skin tear on or near the annal entry/exit area..... When purchasing your thong panties, try them on "Over" a tight fitting pair of jeans, if they fit, buy them...Once you put them on, minus the jeans of course, you will discover you have purchased the perfect size for your body.... Last, the proper way to wear a thong is to pull the sides of the thong up to the top of your hip bone creating a vee shape in the front...This results in an optical illusion which makes your appear thinner and more fit ...Doing this also results in a leaner, leggier, look (think French cut bathing suit) when you are making breakfast for the man you love while wearing your thong panties and a snug, very snug, tee shirt (men seem to prefer a white tee shirt)... Forget about the powders and ointments Kitten, men hate stuff like that!!...Once you begin enjoying the luxury of having your butt free it will only be a matter of time, maybe a month or two, before you decide to ditch the thongs and go without panties...it is very liberating.... Hope this helps...... OMG, you guys just do not read, do you. I have ALWAYS gone commando. I wanted to try the thongs to try something different. I did EXACTLY what you said, in getting the size right. And they are NOT TOO TIGHT, but the material is rough. And yes, I know how to wear a thong. I have never worn a bathing suit that was not a french cut thong, so I am familiar with that, so they are going up just right on the sides, and now that ive lost so much weight, I have hip bones for the thong to sit on. Thank you Leigh. Your welcome .....And I do read....everything.... Then why were you telling me the joys of going commando, when I posted this already, saying, that I have always gone commando? Trash it and go "Commando" I always have. I wanted to try something new, and more hygienic

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Thu 02/02/12 09:34 AM
Terrie has got part of it Luv...... How to wear thong underwear comfortably, safely, and aesthetically pleasing..... The thong must be made of natural fiber only, the best choice is cotton, the only choice really...Avoid thong panties with lace trim, this will cause butt crack irritation which could lead to other, more serious, problems, especially if the chaffing results in a skin tear on or near the annal entry/exit area..... When purchasing your thong panties, try them on "Over" a tight fitting pair of jeans, if they fit, buy them...Once you put them on, minus the jeans of course, you will discover you have purchased the perfect size for your body.... Last, the proper way to wear a thong is to pull the sides of the thong up to the top of your hip bone creating a vee shape in the front...This results in an optical illusion which makes your appear thinner and more fit ...Doing this also results in a leaner, leggier, look (think French cut bathing suit) when you are making breakfast for the man you love while wearing your thong panties and a snug, very snug, tee shirt (men seem to prefer a white tee shirt)... Forget about the powders and ointments Kitten, men hate stuff like that!!...Once you begin enjoying the luxury of having your butt free it will only be a matter of time, maybe a month or two, before you decide to ditch the thongs and go without panties...it is very liberating.... Hope this helps...... OMG, you guys just do not read, do you. I have ALWAYS gone commando. I wanted to try the thongs to try something different. I did EXACTLY what you said, in getting the size right. And they are NOT TOO TIGHT, but the material is rough. And yes, I know how to wear a thong. I have never worn a bathing suit that was not a french cut thong, so I am familiar with that, so they are going up just right on the sides, and now that ive lost so much weight, I have hip bones for the thong to sit on. Thank you Leigh. Your welcome .....And I do read....everything.... Well, you were trying to sell me on going commando, after I posted this.......... Trash it and go "Commando" I always have. I wanted to try something new, and more hygienic Going commando has nothing to do with hygiene, or inferior hygiene....In fact it is healthier...

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 02/02/12 09:37 AM
Terrie has got part of it Luv...... How to wear thong underwear comfortably, safely, and aesthetically pleasing..... The thong must be made of natural fiber only, the best choice is cotton, the only choice really...Avoid thong panties with lace trim, this will cause butt crack irritation which could lead to other, more serious, problems, especially if the chaffing results in a skin tear on or near the annal entry/exit area..... When purchasing your thong panties, try them on "Over" a tight fitting pair of jeans, if they fit, buy them...Once you put them on, minus the jeans of course, you will discover you have purchased the perfect size for your body.... Last, the proper way to wear a thong is to pull the sides of the thong up to the top of your hip bone creating a vee shape in the front...This results in an optical illusion which makes your appear thinner and more fit ...Doing this also results in a leaner, leggier, look (think French cut bathing suit) when you are making breakfast for the man you love while wearing your thong panties and a snug, very snug, tee shirt (men seem to prefer a white tee shirt)... Forget about the powders and ointments Kitten, men hate stuff like that!!...Once you begin enjoying the luxury of having your butt free it will only be a matter of time, maybe a month or two, before you decide to ditch the thongs and go without panties...it is very liberating.... Hope this helps...... OMG, you guys just do not read, do you. I have ALWAYS gone commando. I wanted to try the thongs to try something different. I did EXACTLY what you said, in getting the size right. And they are NOT TOO TIGHT, but the material is rough. And yes, I know how to wear a thong. I have never worn a bathing suit that was not a french cut thong, so I am familiar with that, so they are going up just right on the sides, and now that ive lost so much weight, I have hip bones for the thong to sit on. Thank you Leigh. Your welcome .....And I do read....everything.... Well, you were trying to sell me on going commando, after I posted this.......... Trash it and go "Commando" I always have. I wanted to try something new, and more hygienic Going commando has nothing to do with hygiene, or inferior hygiene....In fact it is healthier... It depends. If you go commando, and wear the same jeans 2 days in a row, its not so hygienic. I just wanted to try something different, and sexier.