Topic: MY BUTT CRACK HURTS!
navygirl's photo
Mon 01/23/12 06:28 PM










ahahahahahahahahahahaha.
you're doing it wrong.
How can you put a string in your butt crack wrong?


I am pulling them from my butt crack too. I feel your pain girl.
Im sure this is not a good place to say this,surprised

but,

damn you look hot in pink hair Navygirl!drool pitchfork :heart: flowers flowerforyou :tongue: laugh


Aww, thank you dear. Do you think I should dye it that way permanently? bigsmile
Absolutely yes.:thumbsup:

You look smokin hot baby girl!drool smitten


You are one very kind lady. Thanks so much as I was feeling down and you cheered me up. flowerforyou
:wink: :heart: Navy,,seldom do I give out personal thoughts of a person who isn't asking here,,,but ...
To be real with you,,your very beautiful and any man should think and see that in you...Thats just REAL girl...and I know that.
Because if I seen you somewhere in public,,I would be at a glance thinking,,damnnnnnn,,she's hot,,,SO,,,there ya go,,drinker


Aww, you are making me blush but thanks for the kind words. You make me feel special and I haven't felt that way for some time. I have had a rough couple of months and your kinds words as well as luv2rocknroll make me feel like there is light at the end of the tunnel. Thanks so much for giving me a reason to smile again. flowerforyou
You should always smile Navygirl,flowerforyou

your awesome, and your drop dead gorgeous!flowers

(Damn, she is so hot in uniform too!)pitchfork


Okay, either my living room is getting smaller or my head is swelling from all the compliments.blushing

luv2roknroll's photo
Mon 01/23/12 06:28 PM

rofl. So, are you feeling any better yet? :p
Ummmmmmmm yeah,

I took the damn thing off!

luv2roknroll's photo
Mon 01/23/12 06:28 PM




Yep, I've officially seen it all now.


Have you seen a man eat his own head?
No,

butt before "Ron Jeremy" got so fat,

he can suck his own laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh


That is not where I was going with that...

Have you seen a man eat his own head?
Well thats where I went with it!laugh laugh

luv2roknroll's photo
Mon 01/23/12 06:29 PM

this is the funniest post ever! hahahaha
flowerforyou Im glad you enjoy it.

It gives me a purpose for living.laugh laugh laugh

luv2roknroll's photo
Mon 01/23/12 06:30 PM


Im not sure where to put this,what

but its a question,

that doesnt seem to belong anywhere else,

so I put it here.biggrin



I have recently started to wear thong (G-String)underware.drool


Are they suppose to rub your butt crack raw,frown

and cause you to, continually pull them out of your butt crack,grumble

thus,whoa

always looking like, your picking your butt crack, in public?surprised

Just askin?:wink:

Send me a picture of the g-string caught in yer crack and I'll think of a way to fix it. :wink: laugh rofl drinker
How much money you got?

navygirl's photo
Mon 01/23/12 06:30 PM












ahahahahahahahahahahaha.
you're doing it wrong.
How can you put a string in your butt crack wrong?


I am pulling them from my butt crack too. I feel your pain girl.
Im sure this is not a good place to say this,surprised

but,

damn you look hot in pink hair Navygirl!drool pitchfork :heart: flowers flowerforyou :tongue: laugh


Aww, thank you dear. Do you think I should dye it that way permanently? bigsmile
Absolutely yes.:thumbsup:

You look smokin hot baby girl!drool smitten


You are one very kind lady. Thanks so much as I was feeling down and you cheered me up. flowerforyou
:wink: :heart: Navy,,seldom do I give out personal thoughts of a person who isn't asking here,,,but ...
To be real with you,,your very beautiful and any man should think and see that in you...Thats just REAL girl...and I know that.
Because if I seen you somewhere in public,,I would be at a glance thinking,,damnnnnnn,,she's hot,,,SO,,,there ya go,,drinker


Aww, you are making me blush but thanks for the kind words. You make me feel special and I haven't felt that way for some time. I have had a rough couple of months and your kinds words as well as luv2rocknroll make me feel like there is light at the end of the tunnel. Thanks so much for giving me a reason to smile again. flowerforyou
Its a shame that YOU,,don't see this,,or feel this from dudes who see you out and about..maybe,,slow down your pace,,and NOTICE THEM,,Noticing YOU,,,because,,they have to be there somewhere,,looking YOUR way,,as MEN,,are MEN,,,lol
I'll go on to tell ya,,(I only speak truth,ok) every dude here who has seen your pic you run,,in the red mini skirt,,or dress?
has,,thought,,,,,man,,,,if that was any shorter,,,WOW!!!!
So as men DON'T always speak out and say what they feel or see in someone else here,,,TRUST ME,,,THEY'VE LOOKED,,and LIKED..laugh
So,,again,,,just a man's view here thats honest and open to speak..
Have a great day,,and keep on being YOU...:banana:


Well, again thank you for the kind words. I am not down because of that though; just sad for the suffering going on around me. Two friends dying, another friend is now dying because of alcohol abuse, and now my brother suffering from cancer. I am a strong woman but its been a tad hard on me.
Awwwwwwwe, im sorry honey, I will put them all in my prayers.:angel:

Remember people do survive cancer...im still here.:angel:


Thanks Roberta. My brother means the world to me and I would do anything for him. I will keep the faith that he will be fine. I am glad too that you survived and I am blessed enough to know you. You are one incredible lady and I admire you for being who you are. flowerforyou

luv2roknroll's photo
Mon 01/23/12 06:31 PM

Roberta, I called my sister who wears those damn things always. She said that she had the same problem when first starting to wear them. You have to build up sort of like a callous on your crack. Then after the area toughens up you will never know that they are there.

Oh God, I can't believe that I just typed that in an open forum.
rofl rofl rofl

In the mean time I guess all you can do is "bare" through it and toughen up your crack. rofl
A CRACK CALLOUS!!scared scared scared scared

ARE YOU F'N SERIOUS!surprised rofl

luv2roknroll's photo
Mon 01/23/12 06:32 PM

If you have Soma near where you are, go there to buy underwear! They're my favorite. :smile:
Or I could take a Soma, and not feel anything!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

luv2roknroll's photo
Mon 01/23/12 06:34 PM

This subject is soooo beyond me I'm not sure that I should even offer...
Yet you're so cool, I can't help it.
My thought is, LUBRICATION.
well, that's it.
GL.
Oh,

I get it.

Make my butt crack into a "Slip and Slide".pitchfork

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!bigsmile laugh laugh

luv2roknroll's photo
Mon 01/23/12 06:34 PM

Two words,

Butt spackle.
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

luv2roknroll's photo
Mon 01/23/12 06:36 PM

Trash it and go "Commando"drool
I always have.whoa

I wanted to try something new,frustrated

and more hygienic.bigsmile laugh

luv2roknroll's photo
Mon 01/23/12 06:37 PM

This is one of the funniest topics I have read on here....I am "cracking up" bigsmile

BTW: I bought a pair of bikini panties once (a long time ago), caught my belly in the zipper...needless to say that was the last of the bikini's..laugh laugh laugh
oops rofl rofl rofl

luv2roknroll's photo
Mon 01/23/12 06:38 PM


If you have Soma near where you are, go there to buy underwear! They're my favorite. :smile:


70% Reductions on now

http://www.soma.com/Product_Images/570015304_6112_normal.jpg
Now we're talken!:thumbsup:

Thanks Opto!flowerforyou

luv2roknroll's photo
Mon 01/23/12 06:40 PM
Edited by luv2roknroll on Mon 01/23/12 06:40 PM

Awwwwwwwe, im sorry honey, I will put them all in my prayers.:angel:

Remember people do survive cancer...im still here.:angel:


Thanks Roberta. My brother means the world to me and I would do anything for him. I will keep the faith that he will be fine. I am glad too that you survived and I am blessed enough to know you. You are one incredible lady and I admire you for being who you are. flowerforyou
Ditto baby girl.:heart: flowerforyou :heart:

With God, nothing is impossible!:angel:

ujGearhead's photo
Mon 01/23/12 06:44 PM


I am saving all my used dental floss for you.
To make a new thong.
Cinnamon flavored.
Slippy slidey, just for you.
Oooooooooo,

ya know,

thats a good way to get Gearhead to floss everyday!laugh laugh


shocked EVERY day! Next thing you know she'll expect me to shower every month! frustrated

luv2roknroll's photo
Tue 01/24/12 09:48 AM



I am saving all my used dental floss for you.
To make a new thong.
Cinnamon flavored.
Slippy slidey, just for you.
Oooooooooo,

ya know,

thats a good way to get Gearhead to floss everyday!laugh laugh


shocked EVERY day! Next thing you know she'll expect me to shower every month! frustrated
Nah,noway

we can shower together every 6 weeks!surprised :tongue: laugh

luv2roknroll's photo
Tue 01/24/12 09:50 AM
Edited by luv2roknroll on Tue 01/24/12 09:52 AM


Okay, either my living room is getting smaller or my head is swelling from all the compliments.blushing


That girl Rose is a fine mother..:banana:

(SHUT YOUR MOUTH!):banana:

Im only talken about Rose.:banana:

(Right on!):banana: smokin laugh laugh



*The theme from "Shaft" was actually written about Rose, but they just changed the words*

navygirl's photo
Tue 01/24/12 11:28 AM



Okay, either my living room is getting smaller or my head is swelling from all the compliments.blushing


That girl Rose is a fine mother..:banana:

(SHUT YOUR MOUTH!):banana:

Im only talken about Rose.:banana:

(Right on!):banana: smokin laugh laugh



*The theme from "Shaft" was actually written about Rose, but they just changed the words*



Awww, you are too kind. I love that show Shaft. Now getting back to the topic on hand; what do you mean you aren't wearing your thong anymore? frown

Shy_Emo_chick's photo
Tue 01/24/12 11:33 AM
I agree about NavyGirl looking hot with dark pink hair. Oh and glad your feeling better now, Roberta :banana:

navygirl's photo
Tue 01/24/12 11:35 AM

I agree about NavyGirl looking hot with dark pink hair. Oh and glad your feeling better now, Roberta :banana:


Well, thank you kind lady. flowerforyou