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ahahahahahahahahahahaha. you're doing it wrong. I am pulling them from my butt crack too. I feel your pain girl.  but, damn you look hot in pink hair Navygirl!        Aww, thank you dear. Do you think I should dye it that way permanently?   You look smokin hot baby girl!  You are one very kind lady. Thanks so much as I was feeling down and you cheered me up.  Navy,,seldom do I give out personal thoughts of a person who isn't asking here,,,but ... To be real with you,,your very beautiful and any man should think and see that in you...Thats just REAL girl...and I know that. Because if I seen you somewhere in public,,I would be at a glance thinking,,damnnnnnn,,she's hot,,,SO,,,there ya go,,  Aww, you are making me blush but thanks for the kind words. You make me feel special and I haven't felt that way for some time. I have had a rough couple of months and your kinds words as well as luv2rocknroll make me feel like there is light at the end of the tunnel. Thanks so much for giving me a reason to smile again. your awesome, and your drop dead gorgeous! (Damn, she is so hot in uniform too!) Okay, either my living room is getting smaller or my head is swelling from all the compliments. 
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 . So, are you feeling any better yet? :p I took the damn thing off! |
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Yep, I've officially seen it all now. Have you seen a man eat his own head? butt before "Ron Jeremy" got so fat, he can suck his own  That is not where I was going with that... Have you seen a man eat his own head?
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this is the funniest post ever! hahahaha Im glad you enjoy it. It gives me a purpose for living.
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Im not sure where to put this,  but its a question, that doesnt seem to belong anywhere else, so I put it here.  I have recently started to wear thong (G-String)underware. Are they suppose to rub your butt crack raw,  and cause you to, continually pull them out of your butt crack,  thus,  always looking like, your picking your butt crack, in public? Just askin? Send me a picture of the g-string caught in yer crack and I'll think of a way to fix it. |
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ahahahahahahahahahahaha. you're doing it wrong. I am pulling them from my butt crack too. I feel your pain girl. but, damn you look hot in pink hair Navygirl! Aww, thank you dear. Do you think I should dye it that way permanently? You look smokin hot baby girl! You are one very kind lady. Thanks so much as I was feeling down and you cheered me up. Navy,,seldom do I give out personal thoughts of a person who isn't asking here,,,but ... To be real with you,,your very beautiful and any man should think and see that in you...Thats just REAL girl...and I know that. Because if I seen you somewhere in public,,I would be at a glance thinking,,damnnnnnn,,she's hot,,,SO,,,there ya go,, Aww, you are making me blush but thanks for the kind words. You make me feel special and I haven't felt that way for some time. I have had a rough couple of months and your kinds words as well as luv2rocknroll make me feel like there is light at the end of the tunnel. Thanks so much for giving me a reason to smile again. I'll go on to tell ya,,(I only speak truth,ok) every dude here who has seen your pic you run,,in the red mini skirt,,or dress? has,,thought,,,,,man,,,,if that was any shorter,,,WOW!!!! So as men DON'T always speak out and say what they feel or see in someone else here,,,TRUST ME,,,THEY'VE LOOKED,,and LIKED.. So,,again,,,just a man's view here thats honest and open to speak.. Have a great day,,and keep on being YOU...  Well, again thank you for the kind words. I am not down because of that though; just sad for the suffering going on around me. Two friends dying, another friend is now dying because of alcohol abuse, and now my brother suffering from cancer. I am a strong woman but its been a tad hard on me.  Remember people do survive cancer...im still here. Thanks Roberta. My brother means the world to me and I would do anything for him. I will keep the faith that he will be fine. I am glad too that you survived and I am blessed enough to know you. You are one incredible lady and I admire you for being who you are.
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Roberta, I called my sister who wears those damn things always. She said that she had the same problem when first starting to wear them. You have to build up sort of like a callous on your crack. Then after the area toughens up you will never know that they are there. Oh God, I can't believe that I just typed that in an open forum. In the mean time I guess all you can do is "bare" through it and toughen up your crack.  ARE YOU F'N SERIOUS!
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If you have Soma near where you are, go there to buy underwear! They're my favorite. 
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This subject is soooo beyond me I'm not sure that I should even offer... Oh, Yet you're so cool, I can't help it. My thought is, LUBRICATION. well, that's it. GL. I get it. Make my butt crack into a "Slip and Slide". Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!
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Two words, Butt spackle.
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Trash it and go "Commando" I wanted to try something new,  and more hygienic.
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This is one of the funniest topics I have read on here....I am "cracking up" BTW: I bought a pair of bikini panties once (a long time ago), caught my belly in the zipper...needless to say that was the last of the bikini's.. 
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If you have Soma near where you are, go there to buy underwear! They're my favorite. 70% Reductions on now http://www.soma.com/Product_Images/570015304_6112_normal.jpg Thanks Opto!
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Mon 01/23/12 06:40 PM
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Awwwwwwwe, im sorry honey, I will put them all in my prayers. Remember people do survive cancer...im still here. Thanks Roberta. My brother means the world to me and I would do anything for him. I will keep the faith that he will be fine. I am glad too that you survived and I am blessed enough to know you. You are one incredible lady and I admire you for being who you are. Ditto baby girl. With God, nothing is impossible!
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I am saving all my used dental floss for you. To make a new thong. Cinnamon flavored. Slippy slidey, just for you. ya know, thats a good way to get Gearhead to floss everyday!  EVERY day! Next thing you know she'll expect me to shower every month!
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I am saving all my used dental floss for you. To make a new thong. Cinnamon flavored. Slippy slidey, just for you. ya know, thats a good way to get Gearhead to floss everyday! EVERY day! Next thing you know she'll expect me to shower every month!  we can shower together every 6 weeks!
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Tue 01/24/12 09:52 AM
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Okay, either my living room is getting smaller or my head is swelling from all the compliments. That girl Rose is a fine mother.. (SHUT YOUR MOUTH!) Im only talken about Rose. (Right on!)  *The theme from "Shaft" was actually written about Rose, but they just changed the words* |
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Okay, either my living room is getting smaller or my head is swelling from all the compliments. That girl Rose is a fine mother.. (SHUT YOUR MOUTH!) Im only talken about Rose. (Right on!) *The theme from "Shaft" was actually written about Rose, but they just changed the words* Awww, you are too kind. I love that show Shaft. Now getting back to the topic on hand; what do you mean you aren't wearing your thong anymore?
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I agree about NavyGirl looking hot with dark pink hair. Oh and glad your feeling better now, Roberta
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I agree about NavyGirl looking hot with dark pink hair. Oh and glad your feeling better now, Roberta Well, thank you kind lady.
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