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hey doctorette,
when in public, should I scratch where it itches even if it is in my britches ?

Live with Turtle...thanks for your call.....

Hope you bought one of these....May I suggest the.......



"Handsy Helper!!!!".

Now available in yellow!!!



Next caller....... LIVE online with Dear Rocknrollby.....................

dear LUV

yep i came back again an ya going out again tonight. i go out with a gf friend of mine from school an an older friend of hers well a friend of a friend. we have another friend from school that sometimes just shows up sits with us but have the time don't even talk an goes off an does there thing we really don't want them sitting with us but the other friend says don't worry bout it just let it be she will sooner or later get the hint lol i will check back tomorrow for answer lol an hope your feeling better ((((roberta))))

Sneaks live on the phone........thanks for your call........

I would suggest that you all grab her, put her into a very large sleeping bag, poke some air holes in it so she can breathe, and crazy glue the ends shut.

than I would sell her, to a rich king somewhere in Saudi Arabia, as a servent.

Shes gone, and Cha Ching $$$, you all come up.



Have fun shopping!..........we'll be taking the next caller right after these words from our sponsers..............................

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LOL MAYBE IF WE IGNORE HER EACH NIGHT SHE WILL FINALLY GET THE HINT LOL

UMMMM WRONG NUMBER LOL

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damn, cheap azz ten dollar piece of crap phone

ARE YOU TIRED OF EATING THE SAME OLE THING DAY AFTER DAY?
NO DIVERSITY IN YOUR DINNER, GOT YA DOWN?

WELL GRAB THE KIDS AND COME ON DOWN TO...



"BIG HAIRY DONKEY BALLS-BAR AND GRILL".

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, DELICIOUS DONKEY BALLS PREPARED JUST THE WAY YOU WANT THEM!



WE ALSO HAVE A WIDE VARIETY OF BEERS, FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD!

AND OF COURSE A FULL BAR!

AND ALWAYS MADE WITH ONLY FRESH, AND NATURAL, INGREDIENTS.



WE EVEN CARRY THE "RUFDM NET" SEAL OF APPROVAL!



EVEN CELEBRITIES LOVE "BIG HAIRY DONKEY BALLS-BAR AND GRILL"



Borat-"I enjoy the big hairy donkey balls much, come and try balls, you will like.Very good, and beer good too. Come soon, try balls".

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??

COME ON DOWN TO THE "BIG HAIRY DONKEY BALLS-BAR AND GRILL", TONITE, AND SUCK DOWN SOME TASTY BALLS.

Dear Dr. Luv

There is this person that i met on mingle (well, actually Just Say Hi) years ago... He's always had a place in my heart, and i in his... But he is 20 years older then me, and is afraid of what people would think... I also feel my family wouldn't approve... Should i try to go for it anyway?....

And we are back LIVE, and taking your calls.........................

Back on live with Erin......thanks for calling...........

I would say yes....

assuming he has lots and lots and lots of money,

so that when he dies much sooner than you do,

you'll be set up like "Anna Nicole Smith" was.


Thank you...........and next caller please........................

Dear Rock and rollerby;

I have met a lovely farm girl.

Trouble is I think she is looking at me as a replacement for her donkey, who strangely has no balls.

Should I just go ahead and boink her anyway, or look for someone who does not have a hang up with farm animals?

On the line live with Mowtown....thanks for your call...

I say do this first... the big nasty, the horizontal bop, the wild thing, have intercourse, bang, dry hump, make out, get down, get layed, finger, eat out, lay down, grind, shag, dry shag, pet with,suck face, touch up, get off,hook up, grope, teabagg, hump, carpet munch, get some, wank off, suck face, toss the salad, get get freaky, use sex toys, have sex in public, rollplay, 69, do missionary,

with her first, for starters.

Then since her donkey has no balls, go to the........................





"BIG HAIRY DONKEY BALLS-BAR AND GRILL".

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, DELICIOUS DONKEY BALLS PREPARED JUST THE WAY YOU WANT THEM!



WE ALSO HAVE A WIDE VARIETY OF BEERS, FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD!

AND OF COURSE A FULL BAR!

AND ALWAYS MADE WITH ONLY FRESH, AND NATURAL, INGREDIENTS.



WE EVEN CARRY THE "RUFDM NET" SEAL OF APPROVAL!



EVEN CELEBRITIES LOVE "BIG HAIRY DONKEY BALLS-BAR AND GRILL"



Borat-"I enjoy the big hairy donkey balls much, come and try balls, you will like.Very good, and beer good too. Come soon, try balls".

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??

COME ON DOWN TO THE "BIG HAIRY DONKEY BALLS-BAR AND GRILL", TONITE, AND SUCK DOWN SOME TASTY BALLS.

And next caller please.........................LIVE ONLINE......

Hey Kitten,

I'm experimenting with a real low-profile experimental return to Mingle2. I don't want to blow my cover by posting on these threads. Any suggestions? LOL

Online live with....Ahemmm..and in answer to your question.....

dont do this....

HEY EVERYBODY, LOOK,

THE_PETE_MAN IS ON MINGLE AGAIN.

I CHIT YOU NOT.

HES RIGHT HERE WITH ME ON DEAR ROCKNROLLBY, I SWEAR.

AND HE WANTS EVERYBODY TO KNOW THAT HES BACK IN THE SADDLE AGAIN, AND READY FOR TONS OF EMAILS!!!

WOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

IM THINKIN WE NEED A HUGE WELCOME BACK THE_PETE-MAN THREAD, JUST FOR HIM!!

and you should be fine.

Good luck to you........next caller please...........................

This experiment may have been caused by the fact that I forgot to take my meds today. Glad I'm tryin' it, just the same - and thank you Kitten.......

OOOOOOHH!!!!! THE_PETE_MAN'S BACK!!!! Scream, faint, swoon...cheer!!!See I told you it was your offical day back. I declare it. So it is said, so it is written.