Dear Luv...
First Time caller here, I have a Huge Thing for a guy on here The Problem is I think that maybe Just maybe Im not the only one who really wants to get to know him more then just Typing.
WTH Should I do???????
O btw I Love you

Welcome to the show RhonnLynn, and thanks for the love...

Very easy question, very easy solution.

Go out today,

and purchase an AA-12, with drum magazine, and flashlight attachment, loaded with Frag-12 explosive rounds,

and take out the competition.



Have fun Rhonn..................next caller please...............

We're back, LIVE, on the air, and taking your calls..............

since the phone lines are dead tonite...lets listen to the easy listening sounds of Megadeth....

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dear luv doctor
can I buy luv ??

We are live with Turtle, welcome Turtle............


Yes, you can buy luv.

Heres the menu:

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But I do run a two for one special on Saturdays.

If you buy one, you get one free.

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Thank you for your call..................and next caller............

luvlt doc,

next saturday I would like to buy the 'looking at the map' and get the 'around the world' free

Again on air with Turtle...............e

It doesnt quite work that way.

Nice try though.

Your free one, must be of equal, or lesser, value.

So you can look at the map twice, for one price!

Lucky you!



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Dear Dr. Luv

I was planning on moving to bum phuck Egypt to live with a guy ive never met before who messaged me out of the blue and told me he wants to marry me... your thoughts?

Live online with Erin...........thanks for your call...........



I WANNA BE THE FLOWER GIRL!!!!!



This is me, in my pretty little flower girl dress.

I promise not to bean anyone in the face with the flowers.

I promise not to be late, and I wont get drunk at the reception.

I'll take that as a yes..............yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!




Next caller please....................live online...............

dear luv

i'm not a person that goes out a lot i rather be home an on my computer ya i know i'm insane lol u think this weekend i should go out both nights again lol

We are on the line LIVE with Kerry, thank you for your call.........................

Im on the computer all the time also, and am insane, as well... "Yo,sista"...

I say ABSOLUTELY YES!!!

You should go out BOTH days this weekend!

And while your out there,

you might as well make yourself some money too.



These are my prices....

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Touchin the globe- $125.00
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but of course, YOU can charge whatever YOU like!

Have fun...cha ching!


Next caller LIVE.................with Luv2roknrollby.............

Hi Luv,
First I LOVE your show, and vibrant personality

My question is:Why do people make dates then when they get close start thinking about other things that might be a little trying if a relationship happens? And then may or may not lie about having to work to get out of the date?Do you think he got a better offer?

yep im insane an crazy but not nuts cause im going out again later tonight lol

Cha Ching,

your gonna be rich!



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