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| Topic: DEAR LUV2ROKNROLLBY! | |
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I will get back to your question ManOFewwords, however, it will have to be tomorrow. Today in church, God put it on my heart that he wants a more serious relationship with me, as much as I want a more serious relationship with him, so all of my Sunday, will now be devoted to church, and bible study after church, and prayer, and praise, when I come home on Sunday, from church. Tune in tomorrow. The show will resume, live again, tomorrow. Thank you for listening! 
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Lost me right there.
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**** THE NEXT 50 CALLERS***** If you call in the next 2.3 seconds, You can qualify for a special "saddle "pattern, and additional "BONUS" pattern. But act quickly. OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY!!!!   
Well Mikey since it is a pattern you (err your "friend") may be able to add special compartments or components to it. We are only offering the pattern, EXACTLY what you do with it-- Is ENTIRELY up to you Sir. Oh and NO ITS NOT INFLATABLE!! 
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hey doc.. I have a friend with a turtle, named after me 
I know turtle can live 100 years or more, and I was just wondering....do you think she will take care of the turtle that long, or will she end up dumping it in a bar ditch some day ? Im gonna have to call on my psychic powers for this one.... Ok...... I can see little ManOFewwords, and there is a short brunette lady standing next to him, what is she doing...oh, oh, she is kissing and stroking his shell, oh yes, she is loving the little ManOFewwords! I wouldnt worry about the little turtle, he is very happy, and very well loved, and will have a wonderful home for a long time. Ohhhhhhh wait, im seeing a will, yes its a will belonging to "Roberta Murdock", and it reads, "in the event of my death, I would like for ManOFewwords to continue being loved, in his pond, and if that is not possible, he is to be given to a member of my Mingle family, who has a pond, and can take care of him, and love him, as much as I did". Awwwwwwwe, excuse me *sniffle* im alittle chocked up, *luv2roknrollby blows her nose* that, that, well, it really tugs on your heartstrings. Thanks for your call............................. |
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Lost me right there. |
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Lost me right there. |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Mon 09/26/11 03:09 PM
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Lost me right there. ??????
the God thing, I think. .
I hope not.
I love my Krupa!  |
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I did say "I think"..
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I did say "I think".. |
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I did say "I think"..  
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I did say "I think"..
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I did say "I think"..
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Mon 09/26/11 03:04 PM
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I did say "I think"..
Love and kisses, and when I poke him in the rear, he sticks out his head, so I can feed him. 
And Turtle knows what I would do to him if I was single,
Nuff said!
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Lost me right there. Kinda....just not a big fan of church. But, it ain't a probem. Sundays you can do the church thang while I chase the dogs round the front yard naked with a beer in my hand. Then on Monday we can just be free to do our thing. I luvs me some Luv2 too. :) |
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Lost me right there. Kinda....just not a big fan of church. But, it ain't a probem. Sundays you can do the church thang while I chase the dogs round the front yard naked with a beer in my hand. Then on Monday we can just be free to do our thing. I luvs me some Luv2 too. :) 
I love you and Sofie so much!
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Dear dr luv, I am sad a couple people hurt me yesterday and I seem to take things too personally? They disappointed me! What can I do to get happy again?
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Edited by
rara777
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Tue 09/27/11 06:02 AM
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Everytime I get all excited about a deal here I get to the last line and it is not available in Bum Phuck Eygpt!! I was not told any of that before I moved here. What do y'all have against Bum Phuck Eygpt? I assure you it is a lovely place!!
Too much camel toe! 
Sorry!
Do you go to West Bumfuque, Egypt?
Do you make house calls on "Camel" toes?  
Sorry, I just couldn`t resist. 
Now that I have your attention.
Do these boxer shorts make my butt and bulge look big?
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Tue 09/27/11 07:16 AM
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Dear dr luv, I am sad a couple people hurt me yesterday and I seem to take things too personally? They disappointed me! What can I do to get happy again? Im so sorry you were disappointed, but you cannot take things too personally on Mingle 2, or you will be in tears daily.... especially if I get at ya! Dont fret though dear, just simply take off your clothes, draw yourself a warm, and relaxing bubble bath, while the tub fills, make yourself a FRESH fruit salad, and take that, and put a bottle of your favorite wine, or champagne if you like that, into the bathroom. Get in, and lay back, feeling the warming of the bath, and smelling the aroma of the bubblebath, reach over, grab a piece of fresh fruit. Savor it in your mouth, followed by a splash of champagne or wine. Breath, relax, and depending on which hand you use, take that hand and place it on your....................... 
.........and when you have finished that, you should feel much better. Good luck to you..........................and next caller......... |
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Everytime I get all excited about a deal here I get to the last line and it is not available in Bum Phuck Eygpt!! I was not told any of that before I moved here. What do y'all have against Bum Phuck Eygpt? I assure you it is a lovely place!!
Too much camel toe!
Sorry!
Do you go to West Bumfuque, Egypt?
Do you make house calls on "Camel" toes?
Sorry, I just couldn`t resist.
Now that I have your attention.
Do these boxer shorts make my butt and bulge look big?
no, they dont! Your butt and bulge, make your boxers look small! Thank you for your call Ed............online live with you, and taking your calls......................................... |
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Dear Dr. I was with a REAL woman last night and I must have done something wrong!!! Im so used to blow up dolls I think I tried to inflate her in the wrong place!!!! BUT she stayed for 15 hrs so Imust have done something right, Ya think?
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