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Dear dr luv, I am sad a couple people hurt me yesterday and I seem to take things too personally? They disappointed me! What can I do to get happy again? Im so sorry you were disappointed, but you cannot take things too personally on Mingle 2, or you will be in tears daily.... especially if I get at ya! Dont fret though dear, just simply take off your clothes, draw yourself a warm, and relaxing bubble bath, while the tub fills, make yourself a FRESH fruit salad, and take that, and put a bottle of your favorite wine, or champagne if you like that, into the bathroom. Get in, and lay back, feeling the warming of the bath, and smelling the aroma of the bubblebath, reach over, grab a piece of fresh fruit. Savor it in your mouth, followed by a splash of champagne or wine. Breath, relax, and depending on which hand you use, take that hand and place it on your.......................  .........and when you have finished that, you should feel much better. Good luck to you..........................and next caller......... It really worked. Gee thanks luv! |
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dear luv why do i trust people so soon to be a friend when all i do is get hurt at the end is there really a chance for me to try an find anymore good friends out there?
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dear luv why do i trust people so soon to be a friend when all i do is get hurt at the end is there really a chance for me to try an find anymore good friends out there? We are live online with Kerry, and welcome to the show.............. Well Kerry, its all about money. They say, "money cant buy you love".. well THEY are idiots!! They are out of their freaken minds!! If you have enough money, you will have so many friends, that you will be able to pick and choose, who YOU want, for your special friends. Trust me money attracts money, and friends. And if your low on cash, dont worry, you can always rob a bank, or steal the "girlscouts" money they make selling cookies. Thank you for the call Kerry................we are going to an optician break now, so I can be called "4 eyes" from now on............we will return LIVE after the break! THank you for your calls!.................................................... |
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dear luv why do i trust people so soon to be a friend when all i do is get hurt at the end is there really a chance for me to try an find anymore good friends out there? We are live online with Kerry, and welcome to the show.............. Well Kerry, its all about money. They say, "money cant buy you love".. well THEY are idiots!! They are out of their freaken minds!! If you have enough money, you will have so many friends, that you will be able to pick and choose, who YOU want, for your special friends. Trust me money attracts money, and friends. And if your low on cash, dont worry, you can always rob a bank, or steal the "girlscouts" money they make selling cookies. Thank you for the call Kerry................we are going to an optician break now, so I can be called "4 eyes" from now on............we will return LIVE after the break! THank you for your calls!.................................................... 
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Dear dr luv, I am sad a couple people hurt me yesterday and I seem to take things too personally? They disappointed me! What can I do to get happy again? Im so sorry you were disappointed, but you cannot take things too personally on Mingle 2, or you will be in tears daily.... especially if I get at ya! Dont fret though dear, just simply take off your clothes, draw yourself a warm, and relaxing bubble bath, while the tub fills, make yourself a FRESH fruit salad, and take that, and put a bottle of your favorite wine, or champagne if you like that, into the bathroom. Get in, and lay back, feeling the warming of the bath, and smelling the aroma of the bubblebath, reach over, grab a piece of fresh fruit. Savor it in your mouth, followed by a splash of champagne or wine. Breath, relax, and depending on which hand you use, take that hand and place it on your....................... .........and when you have finished that, you should feel much better. Good luck to you..........................and next caller......... It really worked. Gee thanks luv! Im not just whistling "Dixie" here, I got this chit down tight! Thats why im wayyyyyy better, than "Dear Abby".hehe. |
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Dear dr luv, I am sad a couple people hurt me yesterday and I seem to take things too personally? They disappointed me! What can I do to get happy again? Im so sorry you were disappointed, but you cannot take things too personally on Mingle 2, or you will be in tears daily.... especially if I get at ya! Dont fret though dear, just simply take off your clothes, draw yourself a warm, and relaxing bubble bath, while the tub fills, make yourself a FRESH fruit salad, and take that, and put a bottle of your favorite wine, or champagne if you like that, into the bathroom. Get in, and lay back, feeling the warming of the bath, and smelling the aroma of the bubblebath, reach over, grab a piece of fresh fruit. Savor it in your mouth, followed by a splash of champagne or wine. Breath, relax, and depending on which hand you use, take that hand and place it on your....................... .........and when you have finished that, you should feel much better. Good luck to you..........................and next caller......... It really worked. Gee thanks luv! Im not just whistling "Dixie" here, I got this chit down tight! Thats why im wayyyyyy better, than "Dear Abby".hehe.   
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dear luv long time listener firt time caller here......there is this guy who i have a huge crush on but I get mixed vibes from him. should i just go on and let things go as they are or should i be the one to step up the game?
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dear luv long time listener firt time caller here......there is this guy who i have a huge crush on but I get mixed vibes from him. should i just go on and let things go as they are or should i be the one to step up the game? This one is very simple. I say its the year 2011, and there is absolutely nothing wrong with a woman stepping up to the plate, and makin the first move. I say, go to him, get naked, and throw a pork chop, and some gravy around your neck. Not only will HE want you, but having every dog in the neighborhood, wanting you also, will be a great boost to your ego. Thanks for your call....................next caller, LIVE......... |
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Dear Luv...
I love a lot of women on Mingle. I love each one of them in thier own way, for the woman that she is. I have finally gotten lucky and was blessed with the love of a woman who has horrible taste in men. So, I only wanna get freaky with her. But, I still really love all these other women......without the freaky. Am I a slut? |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Wed 09/28/11 12:40 PM
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Dear Luv... I love a lot of women on Mingle. I love each one of them in thier own way, for the woman that she is. I have finally gotten lucky and was blessed with the love of a woman who has horrible taste in men. So, I only wanna get freaky with her. But, I still really love all these other women......without the freaky. Am I a slut? Well, your not a slug, or you would be a homeless snail, sliding down the driveway, and your not a slum, or you would be a run down neighborhood, your not a slub, because slub isnt even a word, your not a sluf, because that stands for "Short Little Ugly Fudger", your not a sluo, because that is the organization of scientists and engineers involved in particle physics, your not a slur, because that is to pass over lightly, or carelessly; treat without due consideration, thats not you, a slus, is another word for women derived from the word Slut, instead of being simply a whore, a "Slus" is more conservative and attractive, your not a woman, that I know of, so yeah, your a slut! Next caller please............................... |
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Dear Dr. Luv
I'm still hung up on on ex... cant stop thinking about him... we've been broken up a month and a half... how should i get over him? let time heal my wounds, or just move on to the next? -SS- |
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Dear Dr. Luv I'm still hung up on on ex... cant stop thinking about him... we've been broken up a month and a half... how should i get over him? let time heal my wounds, or just move on to the next? -SS- NEXTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!! Thank you for your call....................next caller please..... |
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Back LIVE on the air, and taking your calls....................
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Dear Luv, there is these guy i have been talking to, i met him here on Mingle2; but we both live in different States here in my country, now is time to met, and he want to come down to my state for a visit, and i told not to come (b'cos that maybe an expensis on my part
 ) now i want to go and visit him. dont know if iam doing the right thing. 
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Dear Luv, there is these guy i have been talking to, i met him here on Mingle2; but we both live in different States here in my country, now is time to met, and he want to come down to my state for a visit, and i told not to come (b'cos that maybe an expensis on my part ) now i want to go and visit him. dont know if iam doing the right thing. Ok, so im assuming, your hot for each other, and really want to meet in person! Thats all good! But first, and very importantly... I would do a criminal background check on him, first of all, and make sure hes not an axe murderer, that would not be a fun date! Make sure you feel in your heart, that he is trustworthy, and that you have spent enough time, really getting to know him, because he could be a cannibal! Once you have established, that he is not going to kill you, and eat you.... lets address this.... You didn't want him, to visit you, because you thought it would be more expensive, if he came to you? But now, you want to go to him? My question to you is, how is it gonna be LESS expensive for you to go to him? If you drive, you gotta by gas, if you take a plane, you gotta buy a plane ticket, if you take a bus, you gotta buy a bus ticket, if you take a train, you gotta buy a train ticket. I say, skip the expenses, hitch hike to him, and hopefully, you don't get a ride, from an axe murderer, or a cannibal! Good luck Joy!............and next caller....................... |
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Dear Luv, there is these guy i have been talking to, i met him here on Mingle2; but we both live in different States here in my country, now is time to met, and he want to come down to my state for a visit, and i told not to come (b'cos that maybe an expensis on my part ) now i want to go and visit him. dont know if iam doing the right thing. Ok, so im assuming, your hot for each other, and really want to meet in person! Thats all good! But first, and very importantly... I would do a criminal background check on him, first of all, and make sure hes not an axe murderer, that would not be a fun date! Make sure you feel in your heart, that he is trustworthy, and that you have spent enough time, really getting to know him, because he could be a cannibal! Once you have established, that he is not going to kill you, and eat you.... lets address this.... You didn't want him, to visit you, because you thought it would be more expensive, if he came to you? But now, you want to go to him? My question to you is, how is it gonna be LESS expensive for you to go to him? If you drive, you gotta by gas, if you take a plane, you gotta buy a plane ticket, if you take a bus, you gotta buy a bus ticket, if you take a train, you gotta buy a train ticket. I say, skip the expenses, hitch hike to him, and hopefully, you don't get a ride, from an axe murderer, or a cannibal! Good luck Joy!............and next caller....................... that got me thinking all over again.  Thanks luv... 
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Dear Luv, there is these guy i have been talking to, i met him here on Mingle2; but we both live in different States here in my country, now is time to met, and he want to come down to my state for a visit, and i told not to come (b'cos that maybe an expensis on my part ) now i want to go and visit him. dont know if iam doing the right thing. Ok, so im assuming, your hot for each other, and really want to meet in person! Thats all good! But first, and very importantly... I would do a criminal background check on him, first of all, and make sure hes not an axe murderer, that would not be a fun date! Make sure you feel in your heart, that he is trustworthy, and that you have spent enough time, really getting to know him, because he could be a cannibal! Once you have established, that he is not going to kill you, and eat you.... lets address this.... You didn't want him, to visit you, because you thought it would be more expensive, if he came to you? But now, you want to go to him? My question to you is, how is it gonna be LESS expensive for you to go to him? If you drive, you gotta by gas, if you take a plane, you gotta buy a plane ticket, if you take a bus, you gotta buy a bus ticket, if you take a train, you gotta buy a train ticket. I say, skip the expenses, hitch hike to him, and hopefully, you don't get a ride, from an axe murderer, or a cannibal! Good luck Joy!............and next caller....................... that got me thinking all over again. Thanks luv...
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Fri 09/30/11 09:53 AM
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Dear Luv, there is these guy i have been talking to, i met him here on Mingle2; but we both live in different States here in my country, now is time to met, and he want to come down to my state for a visit, and i told not to come (b'cos that maybe an expensis on my part ) now i want to go and visit him. dont know if iam doing the right thing. Ok, so im assuming, your hot for each other, and really want to meet in person! Thats all good! But first, and very importantly... I would do a criminal background check on him, first of all, and make sure hes not an axe murderer, that would not be a fun date! Make sure you feel in your heart, that he is trustworthy, and that you have spent enough time, really getting to know him, because he could be a cannibal! Once you have established, that he is not going to kill you, and eat you.... lets address this.... You didn't want him, to visit you, because you thought it would be more expensive, if he came to you? But now, you want to go to him? My question to you is, how is it gonna be LESS expensive for you to go to him? If you drive, you gotta by gas, if you take a plane, you gotta buy a plane ticket, if you take a bus, you gotta buy a bus ticket, if you take a train, you gotta buy a train ticket. I say, skip the expenses, hitch hike to him, and hopefully, you don't get a ride, from an axe murderer, or a cannibal! Good luck Joy!............and next caller....................... that got me thinking all over again. Thanks luv... I mean literally! And next caller please............we're live and on the air...... |
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