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| Topic: DEAR LUV2ROKNROLLBY! | |
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Dear Dr. Luv.., I have a small issue if I may address it to you and your listeners.., Well Doc I was recently in contact with a old female friend though e-mail of course and everything went well until the end of our conversation when she said.., nice hearing from you and behave. Dr. Luv is she telling me to bug off and get a life or is there something else there that I may be missing ? Is like when someone emails me saying. "Hi, how are you?". And I reply, "Fine, thank you, and good luck finding your girl". "Bug off", and "get a life". And taking YOUR calls NOW ONLINE with Dearluv2roknrollby........... |
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Damn Dr. Luv
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i sprained my wrist jerkin off n now i cant actually have fun with a woman whats the fix for me dr?
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Sat 01/07/12 07:12 PM
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Damn Dr. Luv Sorry, no one ever said "life is easy", or "pretty" or "fair" or "justified" or "perfect" or.................................................................. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE.............................. |
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i sprained my wrist jerkin off n now i cant actually have fun with a woman whats the fix for me dr? Use the other hand. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................. |
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Good Morning Dr. Luv.., after pondering your answer of that small issue I address to you the other day about being a "Bug" in anothers life.., I've reach this conclusion and acceptance that your right on target with the answer you presented. Now Dr.Luv I can move on with my life and maybe join one of those on-line dating sites. What do you think about that Doctor ? Is there a On-line dating site that you can recommend to me?
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Dear Doctorluvtorockanrollerby;
My girlfriend called 1 800 hotdude, and a big sweaty fat dude showed up at her house to "fix her plumbing". He is now lying on her couch in his underwear drinking beer, watching football, farting, and scratching himself. She now wants me to pry him out of there. What should I do??? |
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Dear Luv....
I got the "wanties" really bad for my woman. I am gonna soon be getting another ticket to fly to her again but, in the mean time... Dry humping the pillows ain't satisfying me like it used to. Doing my hand just kinda makes me feel gay. The dogs ain't falling for the "Peanut butter" trick anymore. I could use help for suggestions to help me placate my carnal cravings but still remain loyal to my wench. (I can't drag myself around the carpet naked like my chihuahua used to do ...we got stickers, grass burrs and scorpions) Thanks love.... :) |
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Dear Luv.... I got the "wanties" really bad for my woman. I am gonna soon be getting another ticket to fly to her again but, in the mean time... Dry humping the pillows ain't satisfying me like it used to. Doing my hand just kinda makes me feel gay. The dogs ain't falling for the "Peanut butter" trick anymore. I could use help for suggestions to help me placate my carnal cravings but still remain loyal to my wench. (I can't drag myself around the carpet naked like my chihuahua used to do ...we got stickers, grass burrs and scorpions) Thanks love.... :) "Get Here" You can reach me by railway, you can reach me by trailway You can reach me on an airplane, you can reach me with your mind You can reach me by caravan, cross the desert like an Arab man I don't care how you get here, just - get here if you can You can reach me by sail boat, climb a tree and swing rope to rope Take a sled and slide down the slope, into these arms of mine You can jump on a speedy colt, cross the border in a blaze of hope I don't care how you get here, just - get here if you can There are hills and mountains between us Always something to get over If I had my way, surely you would be closer I need you closer You can windsurf into my life, take me up on a carpet ride You can make it in a big balloon, but you better make it soon You can reach me by caravan, cross the desert like an Arab man I don't care how you get here, just - get here if you can Beautiful song for a beautiful couple.... 
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...Beautiful song for a beautiful couple.... (He is awful pretty.) |
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Dr.Luv,
I am thinking "S-e-X." What are you thinking? Just remember, it's normal for a man to think of such things. But I'm not normal, I'm unique. So when I think of it must mean something, right? |
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*said in a mocking voice* "Does that mean you dont want to buy one? Cause I know where you can get one, real cheap". YOU KNOW DAMN WELL, I DONT USE CRYSTAL BALLS, SO WHY WOULD I WANT TO BUY ONE?? Sheeeeeeeeeesh! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................... sO....is that your final answer 
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Dear Luv.... I got the "wanties" really bad for my woman. I am gonna soon be getting another ticket to fly to her again but, in the mean time... Dry humping the pillows ain't satisfying me like it used to. Doing my hand just kinda makes me feel gay. The dogs ain't falling for the "Peanut butter" trick anymore. I could use help for suggestions to help me placate my carnal cravings but still remain loyal to my wench. (I can't drag myself around the carpet naked like my chihuahua used to do ...we got stickers, grass burrs and scorpions) Thanks love.... :) "Get Here" You can reach me by railway, you can reach me by trailway You can reach me on an airplane, you can reach me with your mind You can reach me by caravan, cross the desert like an Arab man I don't care how you get here, just - get here if you can You can reach me by sail boat, climb a tree and swing rope to rope Take a sled and slide down the slope, into these arms of mine You can jump on a speedy colt, cross the border in a blaze of hope I don't care how you get here, just - get here if you can There are hills and mountains between us Always something to get over If I had my way, surely you would be closer I need you closer You can windsurf into my life, take me up on a carpet ride You can make it in a big balloon, but you better make it soon You can reach me by caravan, cross the desert like an Arab man I don't care how you get here, just - get here if you can Beautiful song for a beautiful couple.... 
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Jerry, where the hell have you been?
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Jerry, where the hell have you been? 
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Edited by
alookat101
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Sun 01/08/12 05:09 PM
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Jerry, where the hell have you been?  Yupe Dr.Luv manO is sick we need your help!!!!!!!!
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Jerry, where the hell have you been? Awww...I'm sorry.  
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Jerry, where the hell have you been? Awww...I'm sorry. 
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dear dr i have muderous thoughts n really actually want to kill right now n even planned it all out whats the verdict?
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Good Morning Dr. Luv.., after pondering your answer of that small issue I address to you the other day about being a "Bug" in anothers life.., I've reach this conclusion and acceptance that your right on target with the answer you presented. Now Dr.Luv I can move on with my life and maybe join one of those on-line dating sites. What do you think about that Doctor ? Is there a On-line dating site that you can recommend to me? Of course I was "right on target, with the answer, I presented". Im Dearluv2roknrollby, "THE ANSWER GODDESS, AND NO ONE KNOWS MORE THAN ME". About your question. I know of a PERFECT dating site, just suited perfectly for you. It is called, "Gay Bear Dating". It used to be advertised, on "Mingle2", and has become so popular, they no longer have to advertise it. It is for "gay hairy men", like yourself, who are attracted, to "gay hairy men". I bet you'll hook up there, in no time! Good luck! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE........................... |
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